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Giant Raptor Terrorizes Alaskan Village
An anonymous reader writes "A giant raptor, rumored to have a wingspan of 14 feet, has been spotted by a number of Alaskans in the general vicinity of Manokotak. There is speculation that the beast could be a Steller's sea eagle, but Phil Schempf, of the Fish and Wildlife Service, is dubious: He says that no creature that large has flown in more than 100,000 years. Read about it in this Anchorage Daily News article, which notes that residents have been warned to keep their children indoors."
Man...just the idea of 13 foot wing span makes my lips start to twitch. UMMM....wings....hot sauce...FIRE UP THE GRILL!!!
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It got frozen during the last ice age. Lucky for it global warming thawed it out...
1: Feed pigeon massive steroid doses.
2:
3: Big assed bird!!!
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i know it means bird of prey, but did anyone else think of this when they read the headline about a giant raptor?
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
This is how I'd deal with the problem: Listen
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Worst. Sig. Ever!
"No, but I want to meet him, because the bearded lady says they call him Big Bird cause he's got a really big---"
but could we have ourselves a Godzilla-movie-like event? Could something have been frozen, or trapped inside a cave or mountain or underground cavern with a liveable ecosystem and now is suddenly exposed to the outside?
No.
Oh come on!
Before anything like that could happen we'd have to be living in a country country where our privacy rights were routinely ignored, where our government would lose total trust in the public and begin trampling their civil rights to proactively stop crime, and where the Armed Forces would begin using their intelligence assets to observe our own public.
Oh wait...
Maybe the russians have been busy with genetic experimentation.
Or the chinise or the USA.
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The Chicken Cow by Wesley Willis
This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off
It can fly as high as a bird
It can bite your face
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird
It can break a glass
It can also stab you in the ass
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
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What is it going to take to make you believe!?
Southwest Alaskans say bird is size of a small plane?
OK, has anyone been observed looking up at the sky and asking 'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'
Sorry...
Greg
(Inside a nuclear plant)
Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!
maybe we've expanded our GM foods research from just veggies, great, now i have to worry about humongous chickens
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
Stop bragging. My penis is bigger than yours anyway!
actually, the most plausible explanation for the yeti and big foot is RMS :)
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