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Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter

Posted by michael on from the warbird-and-d-7-coming-next dept.

An anonymous submitter writes: "Revealed: Boeings new secret stealth bat-plane! For years stealthchasers (those guys who sneak around secret USAF test bases in search of secret aircraft) knew the Bird Of Prey existed. They knew it was being tested over the secluded Nellis Air Force Base ranges in Nevada. They knew what hangar it was being secreted away in at Nellis (on the northeast corner) and they even managed to obtain a squadron patch depicting the aircraft itself!... but the government still denied its existance until today. At a ceremony at Boeing's St Louis plant their super-secret Bird Of Prey batplane was revealed today for the world to see and marvel at. You can view exclusive photos of it at popsci.com and projectblack.net."

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  1. I RETRACT THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT by kingOFgEEEks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That was a Superman reference.

    In other news: Gotham city without air cover!

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  2. Re:Score one for the Trek fans! by unicron · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    I know a guy that is one of the actors at the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton in Las Vegas. Plays a Farengi. For some reason this guy is a chick magnet to a degree you couldn't even begin to believe. He's been doing it for quite awhile now, and has developed more game than Parker Brothers. I've heard more stories about strippers playing with his "lobes" than I care to. The first few were very intersesting, and made for great Penthouse Forum submittions, though.

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  3. So... by azizlumiere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does it have a cloaking device ?

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  4. Re:not exactly tailless! by smileyy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashcodedoesthissoyoucan'tdopagewideningpostsbyno tputtinganyspacesinyourposting.

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  5. Re:So now we have a Bird of Prey... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm a space pilot,
    Short and fat.

    Here is my eyepatch here is my bat.
    When I pull the trigger,
    The bat - it Shoots.

    Now down on your knees, and lick my boots.

  6. Re:scratches head by jericho4.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderators!!! Mod stuff UP, not DOWN already. And how does something un-modded get a 'overrated', anyway?

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