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Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter

An anonymous submitter writes: "Revealed: Boeings new secret stealth bat-plane! For years stealthchasers (those guys who sneak around secret USAF test bases in search of secret aircraft) knew the Bird Of Prey existed. They knew it was being tested over the secluded Nellis Air Force Base ranges in Nevada. They knew what hangar it was being secreted away in at Nellis (on the northeast corner) and they even managed to obtain a squadron patch depicting the aircraft itself!... but the government still denied its existance until today. At a ceremony at Boeing's St Louis plant their super-secret Bird Of Prey batplane was revealed today for the world to see and marvel at. You can view exclusive photos of it at popsci.com and projectblack.net."

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  1. Road Trip!! by scholztec · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anyone up for a little trip to Nellis? With a stop in Las vegas on the way?

  2. I RETRACT THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT by kingOFgEEEks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That was a Superman reference.

    In other news: Gotham city without air cover!

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  3. things to do today: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1)Cut off penis

    2)Hotglue it back on, facing backwards.

  4. The phoenix has been wided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Wide Explorers find widezilla fossils.

      • WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW

        Klerck must pay royties!

        Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
        Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  5. Re:Score one for the Trek fans! by unicron · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    I know a guy that is one of the actors at the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton in Las Vegas. Plays a Farengi. For some reason this guy is a chick magnet to a degree you couldn't even begin to believe. He's been doing it for quite awhile now, and has developed more game than Parker Brothers. I've heard more stories about strippers playing with his "lobes" than I care to. The first few were very intersesting, and made for great Penthouse Forum submittions, though.

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  6. So... by azizlumiere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does it have a cloaking device ?

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  7. Rerun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot did it again: This has already been reported here.

  8. Re:Now I'm depressed... by cheeseSource · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But wait, if the government denies it, then it can't exist, right? But it exists so then the government couldn't have denied it, no wait that's not right. They're supposed to be the good guys who tell the truth and abide by ethical standards. Oh, what a perplexing world: well there goes my confidence in the government.

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  9. Re:Gulf war? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    way to parade the forces to the proles to get us to rally around the flag, bushie!

    no shit! whoo-hoo! way to go BUSH!!

    cant wait til we kick that saaddam's ass once an for all!!!

    if there had been no democrats in power Bush SR coulda done it, hell, REagan woulda conquered half the world!! THEn where'd ya be, Europe??? HA1

  10. Re:not exactly tailless! by smileyy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashcodedoesthissoyoucan'tdopagewideningpostsbyno tputtinganyspacesinyourposting.

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  11. Re:Not impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How is this offtopic?

  12. Re:scratches head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Somebody mod this motherfucker down but quick.

  13. Re:So now we have a Bird of Prey... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm a space pilot,
    Short and fat.

    Here is my eyepatch here is my bat.
    When I pull the trigger,
    The bat - it Shoots.

    Now down on your knees, and lick my boots.

  14. Re:Star Trek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh my god, dude, are you still here?

    I thought the moderators would have spanked you completely into oblivion by now.

  15. Join Us In A Book Burning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®. We invented the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote our faith. Unlike the sissy Christians we have running around today, the early followers of Christ were never ashamed to burn books. One of the great signs that the Holy Spirit is moving in the hearts and souls of Americans is our glorious and sacred return to the practice of book burning. Secular humanists and Atheists have spent hundreds of years trying to make "book burners" look bad. Oftentimes the media paints a terrible image of book burners. "They make us out to look like fanatics or Germans," said one Christian. The Landover Baptist Church is proud to be sponsoring America's Largest Book Burning on Satan's Birthday, October 31st. This will be the third consecutive year we have held the event. Thousands of churches in America have collected millions of Harry Potter books to be burned that very night. As a Christian, you should be eager to participate in this Bible based tradition. As most Christians already know, the Harry Potter book series is the most evil and dangerous set of books to be released this century. "The Potter series is worse than pornography. The books are even more dangerous than the Satanic Bible," To celebrate the delayed release of the fifth Harry Potter book, The Truly Saved® all across America are calling upon the name of Jesus this Halloween to decrease the number of Harry Potter books currently circulating in America by at least 70%. "We're giving True Christian® school children the Biblical authority to remove these evil books from their school libraries, bookstores, homes, grocery stores, and anywhere they find them, Friends, let's help this great Country return to it's True Christian® roots. Wont you please set up a Holy Ghost book are at your local church on Satan's Birthday this Halloween? Thank you." A member of For True American Christians

  16. THIS PLANE IS BASED ON ALIEN TECHNOLOGY... by kinshadow · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I HAVE PROOF! It was on my hotmail account, but I just got locked out!

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  17. This is a great plane... by anon7864 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...for me to poop on!

  18. Re:another commercial tie-in by Blackneto · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The woman that plays Oracle is HOT!
    Dina Meyer is one lovely lass.
    You can see her nekkid in Starship Troopers if you so desire.

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  19. Re:scratches head by jericho4.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderators!!! Mod stuff UP, not DOWN already. And how does something un-modded get a 'overrated', anyway?

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