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The Free State Project

Psychic Burrito writes "From their website: The Free State Project is a plan in which 20,000 or more liberty-oriented people will move to a single state of the U.S. to secure there a free society. We will accomplish this by first reforming state law, opting out of federal mandates, and finally negotiating directly with the federal government for appropriate political autonomy." Perhaps they should also read Everything: Kansas. I think Don Marti was also the one who thought the geeks should do this by moving en masse to North Dakota.

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  1. ship 'em out by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Don Marti was also the one who thought the geeks should do this by moving en masse to North Dakota.

    I thought that was intended as more of a refugee camp type of thing.

  2. Walter Williams wrote an article about this plan. by Prince_Ali · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope it works, but it would take a lot of dedication on their part. I would consider moving to the selected state after the plan is already underway. We can have a Quebec in the US!

  3. If they're going to do this.... by deanj · · Score: 1, Funny

    If they're really going to do this, please move to an island and do it. Better yet, do it in New York or Mass.

    1. Re:If they're going to do this.... by cheeseSource · · Score: 3, Funny

      They should definately locate themselves in Mass. so that I don't have to relocate. Since I live in Mass. and would love to be a part of anything that improves this lame-ass country. Not that I'm too lazy to move out of Mass. I guess.... I should probably read the article to makes sure it's not a lame-ass plan though.

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    2. Re:If they're going to do this.... by capnjack41 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Then they can call it GNU/York.

      (wokka wokka)

  4. Re:Walter Williams wrote an article about this pla by foistboinder · · Score: 5, Funny
    I hope it works, but it would take a lot of dedication on their part. I would consider moving to the selected state after the plan is already underway. We can have a Quebec in the US!

    I remember reading about a series of events during the middle part of the 19th century that leads me to believe the federal government might not let this happen.

  5. How original... by CreepyNinja · · Score: 4, Funny

    The South tried this once already gang. Didn't work. The Imperialists will come after you with guns and say "stop that" just like they did back then.

  6. Freedom, OK by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, the town they should target is Freedom, OK

    And it is right near Protection, KS.

    Which just goes to show, you can have either Freedom or Protection, but not both.

    1. Re:Freedom, OK by TrollBridge · · Score: 5, Funny
      "And it is right near Protection, KS [mapquest.com]."

      ...which should always be visited before Intercourse, PA.

      A bit OT, I know, but appropriate for htis thread :)

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    2. Re:Freedom, OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually I've been to Intercourse. Not much to see except for some Amish kitsch.

      The only redeeming thing about Intercourse was the local cinnamon bun shop sold t-shirts that read "I got sticky buns from Intercourse" ;)

  7. Why not by Subcarrier · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...ship'em all out to the Antarctica and rename it the "Land of the Frees".

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  8. No place for a geek by HighJack · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people haven't even kicked the Y2k problem yet. Just look at the lower left corner of their homepage:
    "This page was updated on December 13, 1901"

    1. Re:No place for a geek by Oinos · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't seem to understand. It's not a Y2k bug, it's that nothing worth noting has happened since 1901.

  9. Rename the state by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I think Don Marti was also the one who thought the geeks should do this by moving en masse to North Dakota."

    When we get there we will rename it to GNU/North Dakota.

  10. I propose a name for this state: by RobinH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quebec.

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  11. from the website by carpe_noctem · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The Free State Project (http://www.freestateproject.com/) calls for 20,000 libertarians and fellow-travelers to move to a single state of the U.S. to create a free society there through the electoral process."

    So, I guess the libertarians are fed up with not winning elections. I wonder where the hell they are going to find 20,000 voting libertarians?

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  12. the Conch Republic did this in the Florida Keys by linuxbaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    First read the story of how the residents of the Florida Keys did this in 1982, and created the Conch Republic!

    That's a much nicer place to secede from the union.

    :-)

    1. Re:the Conch Republic did this in the Florida Keys by linuxbaby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Another good link about it: conchrepublic.com

  13. Re:Google Cache by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll never take our freedom....
    But they'll sure as hell take our bandwidth.

    :)

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  14. Vermont! (Yes, it is indeed a state) by reaperbean · · Score: 4, Funny

    Vermont, that little liberal bastion of the North, may be a good choice.

    Here are a few reasons:

    1 Small Population (about half a million), so a group of dedicated citizens can have an effect.

    2 Open minded politics already exist. For example, Vermont recognizes Civil Unions between homosexual couples and the state uses an inovative and effecitve plan buy perscription drugs at reduced cost (also known as Canada).

    3 Enviromentally friendly state.

    4 Large producer of high quality pot.

    Of course, Vermont is currently doing quite well, some othere states could use this groups efforts quite a bit more.

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  15. US Quebec by saider · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also know as Puerto Rico. I would consider moving there rather than some desolate wasteland. Besides, learning to code in spanish may prove interesting.


    ent main( ent argc, car argv[] )
    {
    impresionf( "Hola el Mundo!" );

    regresa NUL;
    }


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    1. Re:US Quebec by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Error #59: No me gusta!

  16. Call it Aspergeria by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ted Knight was right when he said "The world needs ditch diggers too." There will be a ton of other smart guys out there.

    And let's not forget what happens when you have too many geeks moving to one place and intermarrying :)

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  17. Re:turn a 45/55 into a 56/55 by cheeseSource · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their free state seems to have been slashdotted. Shortest regime ever.

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  18. uhhhh.... by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    We believe... ...that government's only role should be to help individuals defend themselves from force and fraud.

    I guess they'll have a tough time getting around their free state without roads. Maybe they could have toll roads, but it could be difficult to find something to barter with the toll road operator for passage...

    But then, they probably all own Hummers fully equipped for the eminent takeover by UN :)

  19. Re:North Dakota is a Bad Idea by rppp01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that whatever state is chosen is in danger. If geeks flood the state and take over, won't they die out in 30-50 years? I mean, most geeks don't get any- much less procreate.

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  20. I'll move there if... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they legalize gambling, prostitution, pot, and xbox mods...

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    1. Re:I'll move there if... by sharrestom · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...they name it Nevada... Marijuana initiative might pass in November, and that only leaves Xbox mods, but you could sell it to the locals as gun storage. Trust me. They would buy that.

    2. Re:I'll move there if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't you mean "Script Kiddie pr0n"--young IIS Servers in compromising positions?

  21. These guys must be a bunch of rocket scientists... by Christopher_G_Lewis · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the FAQ... (my deletes are [...]

    Q. What states are you considering, and on what criteria?

    A. [...]The following states are under consideration: [...] North Dakota, South Dakota, [...] Montana, [...] Idaho, [...]

    Other important criteria include: 1) coastal access [...] :-)

  22. Everyone together now... by Gruneun · · Score: 3, Funny

    They only need 5,000 to make a location choice.

    Let's use the power of Slashdotting to their advantage. Everyone sign up, so we can vote, and let's see how far we can send these boneheads packing.

  23. Re:Protection. In ND by Boing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Camel Pilot said: "Lets say the state of question is North Dakota. From whom would they need protection from? Saskatchewan - the war mongers that they are."

    Oh, but Camel Pilot, the reason all the nasty terrorists hate us is because we're free. Not because of our involvement in their conflicts, not because of various complicated economic and socio-political reasons... no, no. Because we're free! A free state would be the PRIMARY target for terrorarism!

  24. Another solution by flikx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not take over a Canadian state, then make it part of the US? Seriously, with an army of ~20,000 a group could easily annex part of Canada.

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  25. You know the old saying ... by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 2, Funny



    If at first you don't secede ...

  26. Re:I've thought about doing this... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Which State?"

    Assuming they are looking for someplace with a low population I checked the census listings. Wyoming is the lowest at 479,602. (1999 estimated)

    Much more interesting is the second lowest listing which is...

    (Drum roll please...)

    District of Columbia at 519,000! (1999 estimated)

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  27. Re:Haven't you overlooked something? by scotch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because everyone would be dead? ;)

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  28. Ashcroft behind it all? by Anixamander · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something tells me John Ashcroft is behind the whole plan.

    "So we can take 20,000 of the most free thinking individuals in this country and put them all in one place?"

    (tents hands and smiles wryly)

    "Excellent."

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  29. Re:Haven't you overlooked something? by oliverthered · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or they'd just be too fucked to care, or shoot straight

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  30. Re:turn a 45/55 into a 56/55 by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Oooh a sarcasm detector! Now that's a useful invention!"

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  31. Re:I like this idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if we had very small shell scripts and ROBOTS....

  32. Re:I like this idea... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
    They are ranking possible states by trying to find states that have low voter turnout

    There's probably nothing better for increasing voter turnout than having a bunch of whacko anarchist carpetbaggers move to your state and try to take over.

  33. Re:How about taking over a Canadian province? by JohnnyCannuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Except of course, it hasn't worked in Quebec, no matter how close they got, so I'll be willing to bet it won't work in PEI.

    Besides, most of the "laws" these whiners are complaining about are FEDERAL laws in Canada (yes, we have ONE Criminal Code for the whole country!)so taking over any province wouldn't do them much good. They would have to take over the whole country.

    And despite what you may have heard, or what our dim-witted right-wing will have you beleive, there are still lots of Canadians with plenty of (fully legal and registered) hunting rifles that won't let 20 000 Americans do anything in our country, let alone take it over (or one of the provinces).

    Most of us like Canada the way it is, thank you very much.

    BTW, Do ya think G. Dubya would let them take over North Dakota either? (ND has Nukes and SAC Air Wings...separation would make them a Terrorist state!!!!))

    Whew...I feel better now...

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  34. This Just In by susano_otter · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in: it appears that Oobleck has reached the finals in Solo Mental Gymnastics--Freestyle Event. Starting with "Wouldn't it be nice if my neighbors shared my views on important political issues, and we all voted", this incredible athlete vaulted an amazing distance, to land squarely in "we're a compound-living, arms-stockpiling, demagogue-worshipping cult, based on the teachings of a madman, and eligible for government antiterroist action".

    This unbelievable leap, executed without any intermediate steps, has broken world records, and is virtually guaranteed to win Oobleck the gold this year. The sheer audacity of the maneuver is sure to win the hearts of many moderators here today. Let's wish this great athlete the best of luck.

    Good luck to you, Oobleck!

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  35. Nuclear Power in ND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We don't have as many nukes as we use to. At one point the saying was that if N.D. succeeded from the rest of the US, we'd be the 3rd largest nuclear power after the US and the USSR.

    We need that kind of big stick - think about it... Unabombers and nutjobs to the west in Montana, 20 million bloodthirsty Canadians to the north, a state run by a pro wrestler to the east, and South Dakota to the south! (nothing need be said about them).

    This is a dangerous part of the world..maybe those guys should look at something safer - like the middle east :P

  36. Thank heavens... by ShavenYak · · Score: 3, Funny
    After reading the subject, I was almost certain the parent post would read:
    1. Move 20,000 people to another state
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!

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  37. Re:Drinking age by runlvl0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    [People under the age of 21 in the U.S. can]

    Vote
    Join the army
    Drive a car
    Have sex (and children)
    Work
    Pay taxes
    Own a gun

    Yeah good thing we don't let those kids drink

    I think that the key is that they can't do those things AND drink until they're 21. As an aside, don't you think that the Bureau of Alchohol, Tobacco, and Firearms must have the best office parties?
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  38. Re:Drinking age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, glad I'm in Europe. You can legally get beer and stuff when you're 16, and hard booze when you're 18. And drive when you're 18.

    Other thoughts: I read somewhere than Americans are amazed by the amount of sex on German TV, even daytime. Showing naked people, or printing pictures of them, is perfectly OK in all kinds of situations. As is saying the word 'fuck' and others.
    I saw a German/French music show that always presents various unknown bands, and one member of a US band accidentally said something like 'all this shit... ooops, oh well, you can cut that out'. The interviewer said 'nah, it's all right'. 'really, we can swear? Oh fucking shit damn cunt dick, this is fun!'

  39. Re:Drinking age by goon+america · · Score: 2, Funny
    I remember all those times I went out to drink and then voted afterwards... it wasn't a pretty sight. Apparently it happens a lot in Florida.

    Good thing I never drank and joined the army... sheesh that would be regrettable.

  40. Oh, thats just great... by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Funny

    Canadian provinces can secede ... consider, say, Prince Edward Island, with a population of 138,000 spread over 5,600 square kilometers. That's a plausible province for this scheme. 20,000 determined people really could take it over.

    Here I was looking at the real feasability of moving to Canada (BC) and/or at least having a summer home there to run to if things get really ugly here in the United People's States of America, and now you go suggesting a thing like this.

    There's no way in hell they'll let any of us in now ... would you want a bunch of gun totin', right-wing Americans in your province messing up your nice, socialized medicine and sparkling clean streets? Neither would they, and since the right-wingers don't have any distinguishing marks, that probably rules out all of us who'd like to emigrate north.

    Nice going ...
    [/humor]

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  41. Re:Absolutely ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Iraq , of course

  42. Re:Drinking age by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's what I thought. When I joined it was 21 in almost every state (Iowa and maybe another were 18 still, I think), so it was 21 on base almost everywhere. I didn't get deployed out of the country till I was 21 so I never gave any thought about it. I do know that we didn't have anything stronger than Kool-Aid in Saudi. As one guy there said, "silly bathrobe guys don't even allow beer! BEER!"

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