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Earth's Little Brother Found

loconet writes "The BBC is reporting that astronomers have discovered the first object ever that is in a companion orbit to the Earth. Asteroid 2002 AA29 is only about 100 metres wide and never comes closer than 3.6 million miles to our planet."

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  1. meters, miles... by targo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't make up your mind of which system to use, huh? :)

    1. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      NASA had the same problem... it only cost them $125 million.

    2. Re:meters, miles... by bongholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that's bad? As a student pilot, I've learned that the aviation industry has the biggest problem with unit consistency. Or maybe it's the weather industry... check out a _standard_ weather report...

      KGTU 220115Z AUTO 15005KT 10SM OVC005 17/16 A3000 RMK AO1

      here's what it all means:
      kgtu = georgetown, tx airport
      22nd of Oct, 0115Z, automated report
      winds 150deg @ 5 KNOTS
      visibility 10 STATUTE MILES
      clouds overcast at 500 FEET
      temperture 17deg CELCIUS, dewpoint 16deg CELCIUS
      pressure 30.00 INCHES OF HG
      remarks: A01=cannot distinguish liquid from frozen precip...

      Anyways, as you just saw, the weather is reported using KNOTS, STATUTE MILES, FEET, CELCIUS, IN of HG. Damn! 3 painfully different systems of measurement.. and it seems the more i learn, the more stuff like this I see... I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...

    3. Re:meters, miles... by Myco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Shouldn't be too confusing. Meters are much shorter than miles.

      What? What?

    4. Re:meters, miles... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can't make up your mind of which system to use, huh? :)

      A compromise has been made. When it is on the left side of Earth, use English units, and when it is on the right side, use metric units.

    5. Re:meters, miles... by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

      I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...


      So what are the S.I. units for a good ol' /.'ing?

      Hits?

      Sysadmin pagings?

      Attempted GB's of transfer?

      I'm just imagining what the local newscast tease would sound like, "Scientists at Caltech are reporting a slashdotting of 7.4 on the POSA* scale, centered under poorslashdottedbastard.com. Film at 11."

      POSA - Pissed Off SysAdmin

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    6. Re:meters, miles... by mpe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You think that's bad? As a student pilot, I've learned that the aviation industry has the biggest problem with unit consistency.

      There is a series of Discovery channel involving building a light aircraft, one of the first points the presenter made was that the construction involved using strange mixtures of units.
      You also have fuel load on commercial aircraft being measured as a weight, thousands of pounds; whilst dispensed as a volume; either litres, US gallons or imperial gallons depending where the plane fills up. Messing up the cacluations leading to a flight crew having to test the gliding abilities of an airliner over Canada.

      I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...

      The US signed the "Treaty of the metre" a long time ago, the US Congress explicitally has the power to set weights and measures so it's really a political problem.

    7. Re:meters, miles... by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Funny
      Americans will NEVER switch to SI (much to my dismay).. Here's why:

      • Football players' union would demand a proportional increase in salary for the extra distance
      • Football stadiums are too short to extend to a 100m playing field and still have enough setback behind the end zones to comply with OSHA safety regulations
      • A quarter pounder sounds bigger than an eighth-kilogrammer, and 100g sounds tiny
      • Americans couldn't comprehend reciprocating fuel mileage (Liters/100km rather than mi/gal)
      • Tons of government software would have to be thrown out and/or rewritten for the switch (wait a minute.... they still use FORTRAN77 for stuff)
      • Having unified units throughout the world might be a threat to our national security (who the hell anywhere else knows what an URG is?)
      • Sears couldn't sell a 500 piece socket set, half of which is completely useless
      • What woman would ever admit to wearing a size 32 shoe or having a size 65 waistline? (Although they'd probably love having a size 86 chest or being 168 tall)
      • The Daytona 500 would become the Daytona 804.672, and that number is too big for NASCAR fans to comprehend (it was only recently that they could start having 600 mile races)
      • A Wendy's Triple w/ Everything has 810 caliories, which is bad enough. However it has 3,391,308 joules - try selling the biggie-size on that one!
      • Who wants to pay for gas by the liter? (or shall I say "litre")
      • Americans don't want to have to start mis-spelling (interject) everything, like "colour" and "litre" and "behaviour" etc
      • The mile markers on I-85 in Alabama couldn't be so cool anymore - now they go 1,1,2,3,2,4,3,5,6,4,7,8,5,9, etc....

      and so on, so as you can see, conversion to SI in America wouldn't be worth the trouble...

    8. Re:meters, miles... by gorilla · · Score: 3, Interesting
      One plane crash was due to the crew having loaded so many pounds of fuel when they should have loaded so many kilograms instead...!

      This was the Gimli Glider, which didn't crash, but did run out of fuel and had to make a dead stick landing on the abandoned RCAFB Gimli. No-one was seriously hurt. The aircraft, registration C-GAUN, serial number 22520, is still in service after $1M worth of repairs. Here are some photos from earlier this year.

    9. Re:meters, miles... by cje · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...

      The Carter Administration tried this back in the 1970s. The plan was to gradually ease the U.S. into the metric system; the first step was to put up metric speed limit signs. Patriotic Americans responded warmly by shooting them down. So you could say that the metric system has not caught on very well here, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. (Paraphrasing Dave Barry.)

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    10. Re:meters, miles... by zbuffered · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Scientists at Caltech are reporting a slashdotting of 7.4 on the POSA* scale, centered under poorslashdottedbastard.com. Film at 11."

      "Scientists estimate the site recieved upwards of 4,000 hits in two minutes, or 3,451 hits metric."

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    11. Re:meters, miles... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Back in the mid 80's, NPR had a couple of fun articles about the non-celebration of the hundredth anniversary of the US going metric.

      This needed a bit of explaining, of course. It turns out that the US, like most countries, actually has no legally-required system of measurements. There are laws (or more often, regulations) that specific items must be measured with specific units. But there is no overall requirement that all measurements be in the same "system".

      However, the US government has always had an official standards body. It has had various names and acronyms, such as NBS (National Bureau of Standards) or NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology). It basically manages the regulations that say "If you use unit U, you must use the official definition of U, which is ...."

      So how did the US "go metric" in the 1880's? Well, what the national standards bureau did then was to revise the official definition of all terms of measurement. They've done this many times. At that time, they decided that the best system in use by scientists and engineers was the "metric" system centered in Paris. There were already copies of the metric units in the US, and they were used for calibration. What was done was to make this official, and publish definitions of all the common units as multiples of the metric units.

      These definitions have mostly continued. Thus, the legal definition of an inch is 0.0254 meters. This is not an approximation. It is exact, because it's the official definition of "inch".

      It occurred to me while listening to the NPR articles that what the US has is what we in the computer field would call an "extended metric system". We have all the metric terms, but we also have a whole lot more. This obviously makes the American system more versatile, right?

      So it's really an example of "embrace and extend."

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    12. Re:meters, miles... by tetranz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm curious. How much has the UK really changed? Are road distances Km or miles? And road speeds?

      Twenty something years after New Zealand changed to metric I find it interesting and a little disappointing sometimes to observe the results.

      Degrees F quickly disappeared because (I assume) of TV weather forecasts. MPH has gone because of car speedos but I think you would get blank looks if you asked a mechanic or tyre installer about pressure in Kpa.

      Pounds and ounces seem to be long forgotten except for babies' weights.

      Commercial floor space still seems to be advertised in sq ft, land area often in acres although I'm sure the official documentation is metric.

      Off the cuff comments on TV by police etc at the scene of some event will often make it clear that feet and yards are still more comfortable than meters.

      New born babies' weights are more often than not quoted in the newspapers in pounds.

      Some adults still quote weight in stones (14 pounds?) although I doubt that you can even buy scales with stones now.

    13. Re:meters, miles... by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Informative
      But, when I filled up at the gas station, it was like they were catering to Americans (or maybe to Brits, who might still be familiar with gallons). Next to every pump, they had a handy "liters to gallons" conversion chart, so you could tell how many gallons you were filling, AND how much the gas was per gallon.
      Ironically it wouldn't have helped. British gallons are about 20% larger than American gallons. I kid ye not, this was one of the first things I learned on moving to the US.

      Britain switched over to litres in the last decade, so most drivers were brought up to think in terms of gallons. I bet quite a few are doing the conversion in their head every time they see the prices at each petrol station...

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  2. Damn! by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Funny

    They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!

    Kierthos

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    1. Re:Damn! by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Funny

      They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!

      Don't let Mr. Ashcroft hear you say that.

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    2. Re:Damn! by PacoTaco · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why, is it his secret asteroid base?

    3. Re:Damn! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!

      You should know by now that all your secret asteroid base are belong to us!

      GMD
  3. SO WHAT??? by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wake me up when Earth's little sister is found, and you've got some decent JPEG's.

  4. Re:Brother? by gornar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since it's not a planet, wouldn't it be more like a cousin than a brother.

    More like a red-headed stepkid, from the size of it.

  5. Earth's second moon by EggplantMan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Not only is it co-orbital but it periodically gets trapped in earth's gravitational field to become a second moon:
    General Simon Worden of the United States Space Command described it as a "near Earth object that is close to being trapped by the Earth as a second natural satellite".

    ...

    In 550AD, and again in 2600AD and 3880AD, for a while it will become a true satellite of our planet, in effect Earth's second moon, although technically it will remain under the gravitational control of the Sun.

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    1. Re:Earth's second moon by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Interesting
      the orbit is as such that after orbiting earth for awhile, it builds the momentum to escape earth's orbit and fling itself back out and around the sun.

      Interplanetary probes use this method all the time for escaping earth's gravity. After launch, they orbit the earth for awhile building up momentum (this is known as a 'gravity assist') then fling themselves out.

      This is actually a much more common cosmic event than actually capturing something in permanent orbit. Doing that requires careful placement in the case of artificial satellites or just random chance in the case of natural ones.

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  6. Re:Brother? by packeteer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or the family dog.

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  7. 600 years? by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They claim it will be temporarily in earth orbit by 2600 AD. And then they go on to speculate on how important that would be to space exploration, possibly becoming the second object visited by astronauts.

    If, in 600 years, we haven't sent astronauts to visit other planets, I have preemptively lost faith in the human race.

    Come on, in 600 years we should have a pretty decent Mars colony going.

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    1. Re:600 years? by joshuac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      from the article:

      Detailed observations of its trajectory through space show that 2002 AA29 will reach its minimum close approach to the Earth - 12 times the distance between Earth and the Moon - at 1900 GMT on 8 January 2003.

      It will be closest to Earth in 2003, and will be nearby for awhile after. As it is much, much closer than Mars, it very well may become the next body visited.

  8. 31337 413NZ!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    But despite detailed searches no one has yet found any Trojan objects near the Earth. Next come the inter-stellar port scans.

  9. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by jamie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit."

    No, any object in the same orbital path travels the same velocity.

    Think about it this way. If I have a heavy object and a light object orbiting at Earth's distance from the sun, by your hypothesis one will travel faster than the other. So if I duct-tape them together they should travel at a speed somewhere in-between the fast one and the slow one. But the taped-together object masses the sum of both smaller objects so it should travel faster. It can't travel both faster than and slower than its larger half, so the hypothesis can't be right.

  10. See the orbital motion for yourself by StupendousMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    JPL has a very nice tool for looking at the orbits of asteroids. Go to

    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/orbits/

    for the general case. For 2002AA29 in particular, you can use

    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/db?name=2002AA29&g roup=all&search=Search

    Keep in mind that the orbital solution is based on only a short arc: only 28 days, about one twelfth of a complete revolution. Our estimates of the orbital parameters -- and behavior -- could change quite a bit over the next few months.

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  11. Better get the calculations right! by Randar+the+Lava+Liza · · Score: 3, Insightful
    They better not have any of those metric conversion errors if they try this operation:
    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
    cough Mars Climate Orbiter cough.
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  12. Earth says... by Talisman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Earth: "MOMMMMMMM! AA29 won't leave me alone! Please tell him to play on the other side of the solar system?!?"

    Tal

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  13. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by ocie · · Score: 5, Informative

    Interesting physics, but Kepler's third law says:

    The squares of the periods of the planets are proportional to the cubes of their semimajor axes
    (http://home.cvc.org/science/kepler.htm).

    So the mass of a planet has nothing to do with its orbital period (well, assuming it is small enough that it doesn't make the sun orbit it). So anything placed at Earth's distance from the sun and moving at the same speed would orbit the sun in the same path the Earth does regaurdless of its mass.

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  14. "Nudge" it? by Eagle7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

    I can see it now: "Thanks to a sucessful nudgeing, scientists have been able to determine that Asteroid AA29 is pretty much a big rock. In other news, bizarre tides continue to cause panic and destruction around the world tonight..."

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    1. Re:"Nudge" it? by x136 · · Score: 4, Funny

      NASA Guy 1: "You idiot! We were supposed to nudge it at forty feet per second, not forty meters per se-- Shit! There goes Florida!"

      NASA Guy 2: "I'm in trouble, aren't I?"

      NASA Guy 1: "Uhm, yes. Yes you are."

      NASA Guy 2: "Well, look on the bright side. We get to land in California this time!"

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  15. miniature earth!? by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Funny

    if there are miniature people in miniature buildings driving miniature SUV's on it .. I'm packin my suitcase and leaving for another galaxy.

    Or, barring that, could our planets swap all the SUVs?

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  16. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by targo · · Score: 5, Informative

    roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit.

    Wtf? Orbital velocity is a constant that depends only on the mass of the parent body, as long as the orbiting body is significantly lighter.
    After all, geosynchronous satellites are all at approximately same height, although they have the same speed (to maintain synch), but different mass.

    The formula for calculating orbits is:
    T=2*pi*(a+h)/v
    where T = period, a = radius of the parent body, h = orbit height, and v = satellite velocity, which can be calculated from:
    v = sqrt(g/(a+h)),
    where g is gravitational acceleration of the parent body.
    You don't see the mass of the satellite anywhere here.

  17. Horseshoe orbit? by jovlinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can sny rocket scientists out there explain how two bodies in the same orbit can have different velocities, AND how the relative velocities can change over time?

    They claim that for 90 odd years, the asteroid will accellerate ahead of us, to catch up with earth from behind, at which point it will fall back and we'll cath up with it. And then it repeats.

    weird! I can't figure out how this is comes about, and the article didn't think it worth mentioning.

    1. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Link310 · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.paias.com/paias/home/Science/Newton/New t8Fig5Orbits.htm explains it. From what I understood, it's actually orbiting the L4 and L5 Lagrange points of earth.

      This picture illustrates it pretty well.

  18. Re:Brother? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Funny
    Or the family dog
    I thought that was pluto.
  19. Re:Second Moon by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

    Uh, wouldn't that screw up the tidal system?

    Yeah, but so what? Our species has a track record of fucking up the environment for the sake of profit. At least now we'd be fucking up the environment for the sake of science.

    Yes, I'm kidding people. Sheesh...

    GMD

  20. 20K libertareans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... now have the perfect candidate for their "free" state.

  21. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by GreenPhreak · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason this discovery is useful and more than 'whoop-de-doo' is because of what was mentioned in the end of the article: it is an extra-terrestrial body that is very close to the Earth. It would not be outside our reach to visit this object with current technology and learn more about the composition of asteroids and other minor planets in the solar system.

    It is also intriguing since no 'trojans' have been discovered for the Earth and this could signal that we do in fact have some. Trojans are asteroids that occupy the 4th and 5th Lagrangian points about a larger body (Jupiter has the most, due to its large mass). Because of the physics involved in a 2 body system where any additional bodies have negligible mass compared to the original 2, there are a few 'stable' points where the gravitational forces cancel out...these are known as Lagrangian points. L4 and L5 are co-orbital to the less-massive object (Jupiter, Earth, whatever).

    Although this object is not a trojan, since it has a horseshoe orbit and temporarily gets caught up in Earth's orbit, it suggests that there are bodies out there that could be trojans. Perhaps as our detection abilities progress, we will discover some Earth-trojans.

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  22. BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY matter by Doomrat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Has anybody noticed how the BBC news is the best mainstream source for geeky stuff?

  23. It's the Death Star by Gandalf21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That's no moon"

  24. Use it! by Docrates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder how hard it would be to pull that asteroid to earth orbit for mining or as an anchor to a space elevator, a la the [almost] original concept by Arthur C. Clarke (later designs use a man made anchor).

    If we can mine useful materials, we could build some cool, big ass stuff probably cheaper than we would carry all that weight from the surface.

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  25. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by geoswan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Of course, the part I don't get, *why* can't it hit the Earth? In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit...

    I don't have the equation for the gravitational attraction between two bodies. But I know it is a function of the SUM of the masses of the two objects. So, how much do you think the sum of the masses of the sun and the Earth differs from the sum of the masses of the sun and 2002 AA29?

    There are lots of explanations of horseshoe orbits on the web. Basically, if two objects share the same, or very similar, orbits, they are attracted to one another. That gravitational attraction drains kinetic energy from the leading object, and slightly adds kinetic energy to the trailing object.

    The leading object, having lost energy, moves closer to the primary. Its year gets slightly shorter, and its actual velocity relative to the primary speeds up. Similarly, the trailing object moves farther away, and its year grows slightly longer.

    So the leading objects closer orbit has it revolve around the Primary more quickly, and it will slowly move away from the trailing object. Eventually the leading object is exactly opposite from the trailing object. According to the BBC article, this takes 95 years.

    Once the object that was leading is more than 180 degrees ahead in it orbit from the object that was trailing, their mutual attraction starts to add energy to its orbit, and raise it to a higher orbit. Similarly, the mutual attraction drains energy from the other object.

    What we have just seen is the two objects trade places. The object that was the trailing object is now the trailing object.

    It seems paradoxical that mutual attraction should tear the two object apart. Until you remember that the Sun's influence on the object's trajectories is much more important than their attraction to one another.

    At least that is my understanding of the BBC's article.

    How does this mechanism allow 2002 AA29 to be briefly captured by the Earth? I'd welcome an explanation of this.

  26. Re:Brother? Yes, it is a minor planet by saskboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any body of rock that is orbiting the Sun and not another planet, is a minor planet if it is not a major planet like Mercury, or Jupiter. Asteroids are also known as minor planets.

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  27. Re:Doesn't reflect very well on humanity,does it.. by Myco · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yeah, I know, that kind of thing is complex, but I feel we should have that spurious launch capability

    You keep on using that word. I dunna think it means what you think it means.

  28. To make maters worse... by GMontag · · Score: 3, Funny

    I military aviation, we have all of that you mention plus, on the topographical maps, the horozontal distance is in kilometers (metric) and the vertical distance/elevation is in feet! The good thing is the altimiter is in feet too, but still...

  29. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by MCZapf · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I never quite understood the concept that an object in orbit is "falling around the sun (or earth)" until I read a physics book that got me to visualize this:

    Imagine you have a cannon. You fire a cannonball out of it, and it follows a parabolic path until it hits the ground (Boom). Now, you get a more powerful cannon, and fire a cannonball even farther. In fact it's so powerful that the cannonball is traveling so fast horizontally that the ground is receding from it, due to the curvature of the Earth, faster than gravity is pulling it down to the Earth!

    Tada! So the cannonball just keeps moving, around the Earth. It's in orbit.

    I hope that explanation helps at least one person who was like me.

  30. Zookeeper Hypothesis by gnarly · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Fermi Paradox asks: If intelligent life is common, given the billions of years since the formation of our galaxy, why have E.T.'s not yet reached (and perhaps colonized) Earth?

    One proposed resolution is the Zookeeper Hypothesis, ie, they could have contacted us but are just waiting and watching for us to evolve, a la 2001.

    If so, then wouldn't they want to put a probe near the Earth, which swoops down every few centuries or so for a close look, to see if any thing interesting has happened?

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  31. uh... 'scuse me? by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is Paul Wiegert's information on Cruithne, which has much of the same characteristic as this current space body, but his explanation actually makes sense for what appears to be a horseshoe orbit, when in reality it's only a horseshoe orbit from Earth's perspective, and is relatively sane looking when viewed off of the solar system plane.

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  32. Not a paradox. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Neither your sig nor this sentence contains a paradox.

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  33. Couple of comments by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny


    Little brother? At its size, it is more like a booger of Earth.

    It has a highly complicated orbit. It must be female.

    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

    Better take out *a lot* of insurance before doing something like that.

  34. Little brother planet? Dammit by Nathdot · · Score: 3, Funny

    So just like that it shows up into our lives and we're meant to be all happy about it.

    And I suppose we're expected to step in if Mercury or Venus start trying to take it's lunch money. And you know they're just gonna have a bigger brother as well. Don't we have enough problems with global warming and the like, without actively looking for trouble?

    EXT. SPACE

    2002 AA29:
    You better not pick on me or gonna get my brother earth and he'll kick your ass!

    MERCURY:
    Oh yeah, I'd like to see him try.

    EXT. SPACE - LATER

    EARTH:
    (sigh, to Mercury)
    I heard you were giving my little brother shit.
    (menacing)
    What're you going to do about it now?

    MERCURY:
    Have you met my brother Jupiter?

    From nowhere the gargantuan JUPITER appears.

    EARTH:
    Oh shit! Ay-Ay run!!!

    When will we, the citizens of earth, ever learn that violence never solves anything.

  35. Mr. Bass's Planetoid! by tekrat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gosh doesn't anyone read the SF of children's writer Eleanor Cameron?

    She wrote "The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet", but in "Mr. Bass's Planetoid", she created a tiny asteroid that allowed the two young protagonists to view the Earth while having landed their spaceship on this asteroid.

    Next thing you know, the BBC will report that we've discovered Lepton! Watch out Mushroom People, we're coming!

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  36. Size Matters by JoeRobe · · Score: 3, Informative

    I noticed a few people wondering how this would affect our planetary tides, orbit, etc. This would NOT affect the earth at all. Hell, it wouldn't even make that big of a crater if it hit us (why do I think I'm going to get flamed for that?)

    The thing is 100 meters wide. Imagine a 100 meter (300 foot) wide ball. If we just grabbed it and brought it to earth's surface (gently), it still wouldn't affect our tides at all. It's small enough to fit in a stadium. It's the size of a big hill. The point is that it wouldn't affect us at all.

    Also, the reason it wasn't seen that long ago was that it was too far away and too small to see with the naked eye. (we could barely see it with a scope).

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  37. a real answer to Fermi by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or rather, a question; who's to say that other intelligent life in the universe is anything like our species? The idea that they can and should colonize us, study us, or even visit us seems like the height of anthropocentric hubris. They might not be "flesh-and-blood." They might have a completely different relation to matter and energy as we understand it. They might live in water. They might have no interest in enslaving us or looting our precious natural resources.

  38. Confused... by abhinavnath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How is this object considered a "companion" while Cruithne - Earth's "second moon" - is not?

    Earth's Second Moon

    2nd Moon Orbiting Earth Discovered

    Google Search: Cruithne

    Is there an astronomer in the house? Or anybody who could clarify this?

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    1. Re:Confused... by BiOFH · · Score: 3, Informative

      A companion is not the same as a satellite.
      That's all. A companion describes a similar orbit as another body. The Earth's moons have, necessarily, a slightly different orbit from the Earth if you plot them.

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    2. Re:Confused... by abhinavnath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I understand the difference between a satellite and a companion. However Cruithne and this body both follow spiral orbits in resonance with the Earth. Neither body orbits the Earth directly. I wanted to know why 2002 AA29 was described as the "first ever" companion object found when 3753 Cruithne was discovered in 1997, and given the discoveries of 1998 UP1 and 2000 PH5.

      See Weigert for more information.

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  39. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

    "In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit."

    Follow along in your copy of Principia Mathematica and repeat after me:

    An object maintains linear velocity unless acted upon by an outside force.

    Force of sun on asteroid: outside force
    Force of asteroid on sun: not involved

    It doesn't matter whether the mass in question is you, a '57 buick or the Death Star. An object 1 AU away (on the average) from something with the mass of the sun orbits once every 365.2429 days, give or take.

    Galileo figured out in the 17th cenutry that all objects reguardless of mass fall at the same acceleration. Where have you been in the past 350 years or so?

  40. Famous last words... by vikstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length."

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  41. Re:Brother? by catwh0re · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you consider Venus the older sister, then we can substain that earth suffers from middle-child syndrome.

  42. Re:Effect on Earth by nurightshu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a firm believer in astrology, and I think that this type of object might play some role. [...] Thought?

    Apparently not on your end of the connection, there's not. Now, I know we're supposed to be respectful of everyone's beliefs, no matter how crackpot or unfounded they may be, but come on! The URL is "science.slashdot.org," not "stuff-not-subject-to-empirical-proof,reason,or-ex perimentation.slashdot.org". This is a discussion about an asteroid in companion orbit (apparently of the L4 and L5 LaGrange points; see above), and you're wondering what effect it would have if 2002 AA29 were in the fifth house while Jupiter and Venus are in ascendance.

    In the immortal words of "Weird" Al Yankovic, "Now, you may find it inconceivable or at the least a bit unlikely that the relative positions of the planets and the stars could have some special deep significance that applies exclusively to only you." I do. 2002 AA29 has been conclusively proven to exist. Has the "like, influence of the planets, man" been subjected to the same rigorous standards?

    Didn't think so. Thank you, please drive through.

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  43. Re:Brother? by Wolfrider · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since it's in a "companion" orbit, I wish they would name it K-9...
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  44. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by weiyuent · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Thousandths of an inch are useful in measuring machine tolerances, while millimeters are two gross and micrometers too fine.

    Millimeters are two gross? As in 2 x 144? ;-) I think you mean "too coarse".

    2)Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.

    You have got to be kidding me. Do you wear a hundred layers of tissue paper, peeling them off one by one at 1 Fahrenheit incremements? I've survived so far just by putting on a jacket when it get's close to freezing.

    3) In the English System, force is the fundemental unit and mass is the derived unit, while in the metric system, mass is fundemental and force is derived. This works well for science and engineering, but Joe Sixpack thinks in terms of weight on earth -- pounds of force.

    Oh please. So you're telling me that everyone who uses the metric system gets terribly confused when they have to speak in precise terms of mass vs. force? You must be denser *grin* than I thought.

  45. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

    Imagine if we measured in Kelvin, though... that would be confusing!

    Please; just subtract 273:

    >298K: t-shirt, shorts
    293K-298K:t-shirt, jeans
    etc...

  46. Watch for falling rocks by rendermouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length. "

    Just what we need. Someone pushing huge space rocks closer to the planet to get a better look.

    Have you never broken a microscope slide by zooming in too far?

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