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Sharp Unveils Glass Computer

thug writes "Moscow Times: Sharp Corp., Japan's largest maker of liquid crystal displays, unveiled a screen Tuesday with microprocessor circuitry applied directly onto the glass, enabling it to function like a computer. Shumpei Yamazaki, president of unlisted Semiconductor Energy Laboratory Ltd., Sharp's partner in the project, compared the challenge of putting processor circuitry on glass to "building a skyscraper on rubber." But he said glass offered several advantages over silicon, including lower temperatures for production, so that faster metal gates could be used for its transistors."

128 comments

  1. Yet another dubbel post by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Also seen yesterday on slashdot ...

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    1. Re:Yet another dubbel post by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are some stories that everyone wishes they posted - and the great thing about slashdot is that everyone can! :-)

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    2. Re:Yet another dubbel post by flanksteak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      By everyone except chrisd. I sometimes wonder how much time the editors of Slashdot actually spend reading it.

    3. Re:Yet another dubbel post by MikeDX · · Score: 2, Funny

      *Bad actor mode*

      "Yes, I can see the case mods.. now. casserole pc, coke bottle pc, fish tank pc"

      Also known as how to whore karma from yesterdays Funny mods :)

    4. Re:Yet another dubbel post by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly there has been a breakdown in communication between the "beef-jerky-based-computing-to-follow" department and the "good-enough-to-lick" department.

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    5. Re:Yet another dubbel post by Milican · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Really makes you wonder if the editors read slashdot... hehe

      I can understand double posting something with a few weeks or a few months span apart. There is the off chance someone could forget about a story, but even a double story with a few days apart is hard to explain away with drugs.

      JOhn

  2. I see a connection. by WilliamsDA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sharp... glass computer. Does anyone else see the connection?

    1. Re:I see a connection. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Funny


      At least it's not a Philip Glass computer. Those things only execute endless loops!

    2. Re:I see a connection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a computer that runs on methamphetamine. Or maybe a computer that only plays repetitive loops of wind instruments.

  3. Oh no, not again by $rtbl_this · · Score: 0, Redundant
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  4. Chips on glass? by Mocenigo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I want to see them melt. You can make nice sculptures melting glass: I was born not too far from Venice, and I have seen how they do it in Murano. Overclocking will be then rightly called a form of art.

    1. Re:Chips on glass? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "I want to see them melt..."

      Why? So you can blow it? Heh.

      Okay, that was rude. I'm sorry. It's just that when I read his post I remembered a classic line from the Simpsons:

      "The students will never again make fun of your name, Mr. Glasscock."

  5. At least Taco didn't post it twice by SkankhodBeeblebrox · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey, look on the bright side guys, at least CmdrTaco didn't post the same article twice, I think we've seen that before ;)

  6. uh hunh by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I have a short attention span anyway, I didn't even notice.
    Maybe they're trying to be like CNN Headline news, the same thing over and over and over and over... ..what was I talking about?

  7. Sharp's Glass Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Computing on the cutting edge of technology!

    1. Re:Sharp's Glass Computer by hype7 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Computing on the cutting edge of technology!


      Oh come on, it's just a PR stunt. I'm surprised you didn't see right through it.

      -- james
  8. Re:Record Time Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I actually welcome some double posts, sometimes i miss the really cool articles the first time around, like this one. Lighten up people, it happens, doesnt hurt anyone, and your getting it for free.

  9. Porous silicon by Microsoft+Research · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps scientists and engineers should consider porous silicon rather than glass (well, at least at this stage in the game [glass infancy]).

    I remember recently reading about a new sensor based on porous silicon. Apparently, it has a unique metallization process that is very sensitive. Moreover, it uses less power and is, overall, cheaper to create and maintain.

    There's a nice article at http://unisci.com/stories/20021/0313025.htm that touches on some of these issues. It should make for a good read, especially if you're not a total expert on silicon applications in engineering.

  10. This is all part of the karma system by bLanark · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many times have /. rejected your write-up of a story and posted an inferior version instead? (Generally for one with unneccessary urls like the home page of the news site as well as a link to the story on the news site; who can't edit out story.pl?artid=423423 to get to http://www.site.com/ ?)

    Well, this is the payback. Simply note a good story, and try and slip it past /. submission editors a few times to make them look like dweebs. (Hey, has anyone managed to get the same story three times?)

    It also gives you a chance to steal those insightful comments from the first article post and max out on karma without getting "-1 redundant", so we all can win! - Last to +5 insightful is a dinosaur egg!

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  11. Whoah by gvonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    This repeat was predicted by ari_j.

    Weird.

    Though, you could say that for every article and have a pretty good success rate.

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    1. Re:Whoah by ari_j · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How come you got modded up for this, when I was probably all of a minute slow and my link to my comment wasn't? Once again, friends, the system is screwed up.

  12. Re:Yet another double post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm just waiting for karma whores to go mine for +5 posts... *sigh*

  13. Don't the /. editors read... by Shanep · · Score: 1, Insightful

    /.?

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  14. The SHARP press release by jukal · · Score: 5, Informative

    is here. It has much more interesting content, including some specifications, the fact that they have filed 330 related patent applications, some info about the process of making the displays and finally some images :) Now someone who wants to ride around and avoid breaking any of the 330 patents will have to be very careful. Infact, some might think that Sharp is actually slowing down the development with this invention and making it harder for others to enter the market.

    1. Re:The SHARP press release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infact, some might think that Sharp is actually slowing down the development with this invention and making it harder for others to enter the market.

      The article from yesterday brought this up a little. They said Sharp is looking to create the technology, get all the bugs worked out, then license it to other corporations. So yes it will slow down the others, but Sharp just wants the $$$ from the licensing fees. Much easier to "create" something then let everybody else do the actual work of producing it

  15. Now you'll SEE the logic bug, by crovira · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Visible computing, all open-source right down to the electron traces.

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  16. Redundancy on multiple levels by Arti · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it just me, or are there an awful lot of cries of 'redundant'? One would have sufficed...

    1. Re:Redundancy on multiple levels by KecCu · · Score: 1, Informative

      I wonder what a redundant reply to a redundant post would be. Informative?

    2. Re:Redundancy on multiple levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see a moderator had a sense of humor. :-)

  17. Re:Record Time Repeat by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 1

    Great to see this getting modded up - it's like going to Microsoft and explaining that you really welcome the new license changes, and that the many hidden features are a real boon to your productivity. :-)

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  18. Want to get on Slashdot's frontpage? by lipi · · Score: 0

    Simply re-submit every story appearing on Slashdot a day later and your name gets on the frontpage in two weeks.

  19. Just like Minority Report by Jezza · · Score: 2

    Wow a computer etched on glass - reminds me of Minority Report ... WAIT A MINUTE! As the sports writer says: "It's deja vous all over again!"

    Nurse - more medication!

  20. To all complaining of the repeat post... by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who use glass computers should not throw flames ;-)

    1. Re:To all complaining of the repeat post... by stud9920 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah ! The one who never reposted should throw the first stone !

  21. Lazy editors... by BoBaBrain · · Score: 0

    ...lead to lazy karma whores.

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  22. no it isnt by tanveer1979 · · Score: 2
    This is version Beta 1. yesterday was alpha.
    Those OPen something guys are giving us the same software again and again without much changes, these guys have changed so much. Stop complaining okay. Havent you noticed that most of the gramatical bugs have been fixed!

    If you cant contribute atleast dont complain. These guys have fixed part of the bugs, tommorow they will fix all, so be patient.. and look now dont start a K5//. thing here like those KD Gsomething ppl always do whenever a new release comes out. :P

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    1. Re:no it isnt by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's slashdot's take on release early, release often. :-)

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  23. Re:Old News? by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, hats off to the guys at Sharp R&D - only yesterday they were announcing a glass computer. Err, hang on a minute.

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  24. Get one by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And use it to read Slashdot before posting duplicate stories.

  25. Practical applications by BluBrick · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of these devices is already being used to mirror slashdot.

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    1. Re:Practical applications by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      This probably probably should have been given it a (-1 redundant). After all that's what mirroring is all about!

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  26. Duplicated Earlier than Usual by ari_j · · Score: 2, Informative

    Exactly as predicted.

  27. Autoposter/Autosubmitter by Qbertino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many times have /. rejected your write-up of a story and posted an inferior version instead?

    10^10Zillion times.

    I'm thinking of building an autoposter with dynamically generated filling phrases for each topic. It would make things easier.
    Maybe with multiple accounts support. Each account could mod all others up and have it's own DB of random typos, and when one gets blocked from modding by censor it would autmatically generate a new one. You could also build in a post-tracker to avoid double posts and a dialectic analysis option than automatically generates interessting threads with controverse opinions. You could set values for agressiveness, wisdom or talkativeness of each account, or the average amount of Star-Trek, Star-Wars and Monyt Python quotes and a "Beowulf" option. It would also have a set of "goatseX" and "Tableblaster" scanner/filter accounts.
    You could assign an account to the "first poster" slot that would check /. for new posts every 30 seconds or so, and, at last, you could have a web interface for the whole thing with an own community using it. Maybe call it Meta-Slashdot?
    It would add quality, I'm shure. :-)

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  28. Obligatory posts. by comet_11 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Beowulf:
    Is /. trying to cluster their posts in some kind of hideous plot against humanity? Could this be an alliance with Sharp?

    or

    Imagine getting a beowulf cluster of glass PCs!

    Profit:

    1. Post Story
    2. ...
    3. Goto 1
    4. Profit!

    or

    1. Make glass PC
    2. Work out use of having fragile, slow, highly heat-sensitive PC
    3. ...
    4. Profit!

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  29. Proceed to step 1... by MoonFacedAssassin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    1. Become a slashdot editor.
    2. Post duplicate stories.
    3. ???
    4. Profit.
    5. Repeat steps 2-4
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  30. Re:Clusters have made this moot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're preaching to the choir my man!

    My company's been waiting too long for Sharp to get their act together, and what we're offered now just doesn't cut it!

    To hell with it! I'm in the market for 100,000 XTs - anyone wanna bite?

  31. Its not a repeated story.... by GnomeKing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yesturday, they were looking from one side of the glass, today we're obviously looking from the other side

  32. My computer crashed.... by Alethes · · Score: 0

    Can somebody get me a broom?

  33. once you store a bit of work on the glass computer by mtec · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    is it half empty, or half full?

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  34. Must be the DMT by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    "But i swear its not a flashback. really".. :)

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  35. 2x by PegQuin · · Score: 0

    Holy sweet Jesus, I was freaking out. I was warned there could be flash backs. Gee, I kinda wish now I could flash back, to a kinder more gentle time, and stay there.

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  36. Re:Clusters have made this moot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prices on XTs are going through the roof. Plenty of folks were holding out for this cutting edge technology from Sharp. Now that the perfomance figures are in and we can see what a dog it is everyone's rushing to build their clusters.

    I've got a cool half million mix PC/XT stashed away. But I needs them all, heh heh!

  37. It's reflective by leek · · Score: 1

    It's made of glass, so it's bound to reflect something, say previous stories?

  38. /. logic by CaptainPhong · · Score: 5, Funny
    while (1) {
    foreach $story (@pending_stories) {
    next if is_stupid($story);
    next if ms_is_good($story);
    next if postgres($story) > mysql($story);
    cream_shorts() if content($story) eq 'vapor';
    (drool() && next) if content($story) eq 'pr0n';
    push @repeat_stories, $story if iq($editor) < 80;
    post($story);
    }
    @pending_stories = (@repeat_stories, get_new_stories(@kuhlest_slashdotters));
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    1. Re:/. logic by azizlumiere · · Score: 0

      In the word of Homer J. Simpson
      "It's funny because it's true."

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  39. Re:Not a sport Writer by Jezza · · Score: 2

    Ah I stand corrected thanks - And to be totally English about it, I can't spell in French either, Duh!

    Nurse - let's cut down on the medication a bit.

  40. Wish I'd thought of this yesterday... by jea6 · · Score: 2

    What's that they say about people who live in glass houses, and use Windows computers?

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    1. Re:Wish I'd thought of this yesterday... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      It would make me worry that much more about a Windows machine "Crashing". I don't think I've ever seen one shatter before. :) .. too early .. need coffee ..

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  41. Re:Incompetance gets you fired at most companies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because they stay away 24/7 drinking coke to deliver you with the latest headlines

  42. For those who are bitchin' by KH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you people see what's going on here?

    CmdrTaco already has this computer on a glass thing. With the help of three pre-cogs, he uses this machine to see what will happen in the future (a la Minority Report). He saw that this story was going to be posted today.

    He posted the story yesterday to predict what is going to happen, at the same time to brag that he has this computer-on-glass.

    Got that?

  43. Sharp unveils glass computer... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...will gain new meaning when you drop it :)

  44. Acronym? by n8willis · · Score: 5, Funny

    The company's name is Semiconductor Energy Laboratory Ltd., and it's unlisted? Why, did they think investors would be put off from purchasing a stock whose ticker symbol was SELL?

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    1. Re:Acronym? by jasonkohles · · Score: 1

      Maybe they figured nobody would be able to invest in them anyway, imagine how a broker would react if you called them up and said 'BUY SELL!'.

  45. Submission Repeat finder... by stephenisu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I had this wonderful idea for a bit of code that we can add to slashcode. It is a tool for finding previous posts to verify if a cool new post truly is new.. We could call it the CowboyNeal anti-post-duplication algorithm. Then I realized something, they already have a search bar that can do that....

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  46. I can't think of a better company... by Alethes · · Score: 3, Funny

    than one called Sharp to release a glass computer.

  47. For Pete's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Computer-On-Glass' Display is on the SAME FREAKING PAGE as this. I could try to forgive you if they were at least a LITTLE separated.

  48. Those who compute on glass computers by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    shouldn't code stones.

  49. Other stories on Glass Computers by randomErr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Building a Computer the Size of a Credit Card
    http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,106247,0 0.asp

    Sharp is showing off an LCD with a built-in CPU, and plans to use it in a new breed of mobile display devices by 2005.

    Sharp and its partner Semiconductor Energy Laboratory unveiled Tuesday what the companies claim to be a world-first prototype of an LCD with an 8-bit CPU on its glass substrate.

    Sharp runs computer on piece of glass
    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/10/22/10345614 95445.html

    Japan's leading liquid crystal display maker Sharp Corp said yesterday it had made an "epoch-making" step toward making ultra-flat "sheet computers" after it succeeded in running a computer on a tiny piece of glass.

    The prototype it unveiled was a functioning tiny circuit board - from a Sharp central processing unit (CPU) originally made in 1977 - imprinted on a piece of glass some 15 millimetres square and one millimetre thick.

    Running a PC on a piece of glass
    http://cooltech.iafrica.com/technews/178311.htm

    Japan's leading liquid crystal display maker Sharp Corp. said on Tuesday it had made an "epoch-making" step toward making ultra-flat "sheet computers" after it succeeded in running a computer on a tiny piece of glass.

    The prototype it unveiled was a functioning tiny circuit board - from a Sharp central processing unit (CPU) originally made in 1977 - imprinted on a piece of glass some 15 millimeters (0.6 inches) square and one millimeter thick.

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    1. Re:Other stories on Glass Computers by Kragg · · Score: 2

      Sharp runs computer on piece of glass
      http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/10/22/1 0345614 95445.html

      Japan's leading liquid crystal display maker Sharp Corp said yesterday it had made an "epoch-making" step toward making ultra-flat "sheet computers" after it succeeded in running a computer on a tiny piece of glass.

      The prototype it unveiled was a functioning tiny circuit board - from a Sharp central processing unit (CPU) originally made in 1977 - imprinted on a piece of glass some 15 millimetres square and one millimetre thick.

      Running a PC on a piece of glass
      http://cooltech.iafrica.com/technews/178311 .htm

      Japan's leading liquid crystal display maker Sharp Corp. said on Tuesday it had made an "epoch-making" step toward making ultra-flat "sheet computers" after it succeeded in running a computer on a tiny piece of glass.

      The prototype it unveiled was a functioning tiny circuit board - from a Sharp central processing unit (CPU) originally made in 1977 - imprinted on a piece of glass some 15 millimeters (0.6 inches) square and one millimeter thick.


      And we complain about slashdot repeats...

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  50. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to reproduce what has repeatedly reappeared in these replies: this story is a repeat.

  51. splat by SouperDouper · · Score: 1

    Does anybody else get a picture in their head of some proud new computer owners (a father and son perhaps). They are carrying their large screen glass computer from the car into the house when....splat, a bird dropps a bomb on it from 100 feet above leaving a dirty mess and one unhappy pappy.

    1. Re:splat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anyone? No? ... Just curious."

    2. Re:splat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, how would that be much different than a bird dropping a load on ANY new electronics?

  52. any pictures? by Uttles · · Score: 2

    Are there any pictures of this thing out there?

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  53. LCD Image Reconstruction... by HaloZero · · Score: 0

    It's been said that certain government agencies have the capacity to sit outside your home with a speical IR scope, and record the impulses of data across an LCD or CRT (better used with LCD) screen, and reconstruct the images being produced on said screen.

    Is it conceivable that the same sort of technology could be used to reproduce the very data being processed by these devices? I mean, if they can track (with enough precison) the flow of electrons through the device...

    And another thing, is this the start of those nifty Star Trek PADDs (Personal Access and Display Devices) we all have come to know and love?

    Thoughts?

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  54. Mmm, teryaki-flavored Beowulf cluster by infernow · · Score: 1

    Better not eat it, though. You might ruin the Slim Jim RC5 team's chances at winning.

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  55. I hope this isnt patented by mary_will_grow · · Score: 1

    Thanks to sandy highways, my windshield has had chips on it for 10 years!!

    (Ba dum BING!)

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  56. Yamazaki is a hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    One thing that was not mentioned in the article is the fact that Yamazaki was found guilty of fraud ('inequitable conduct') several years ago in another semiconductor patent suit his company filed against Samsung.

    This guy is now well know for going to conferences, learning about new technology, then doing some rush 'research' and filing tons of patents with his 'partner,' Sharp. Then, they go out and try to get 'licensing fees' from other companies.

    Take a look at United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit or Semiconductor Energy Laboratory LABORATORY CO., LTD. v. SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS CO., LTD.,

    This guy is a leach that does no real research. I just can't respect him.

  57. serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If silicon is replaced with glass boards, will this mean we won't have to worry anymore about static bursts ruining boards?

  58. Soon enough... by augros · · Score: 2

    Yes, that means I'm one step closer to getting a computer tattooed on my ass!

    1. Re:Soon enough... by red_flea · · Score: 0

      So where would you plug in your peripherals?

  59. More technical article at eetimes by morcheeba · · Score: 2

    There are more details at eetimes -- it's a Z80 running at 3 MHz (8 bits, 13k transistors) in a 3 micron process (0.09 micron is the next step in silicon processes). The glass computer works as fast as the original 1970's version did on silicon. They played an old game on the system... I wonder what it was!

  60. Re:Record Time Repeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps this is a ploy by the editors of slashdot to increase their ad space/click throughs.

  61. But by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    can you make a bong out of it?

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  62. Can't run Windows by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    Because if this thing crashes, you have to buy a whole new computer.

  63. +1 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an avenging angel of metamoderation, and I shall strike down with righteous fury and furious righteousness the humorless bastard that modded you down, because he didn't laugh. I laughed.

    Don't mod down as Offtopic if you don't laugh. Don't mod down as Overrated or Troll if you disagree. Don't abuse the moderation system. Or one of us will find you, and remove you from the pool.

  64. Security Vulnerability by John+Garvin · · Score: 1

    Watch out for new DoS attacks involving high-pitched noises.
    Just think: script kiddies teaming up with operatic sopranos. The thought is almost too horrifying to contemplate.

  65. 2001 by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we finally get those funky transparent memory modules which ran HAL which Dave Bowman pulled out to lobotomise him?

  66. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the
    humorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and
    rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the
    seats locomote through a short tunnel filled with clock-work dinosaurs.
    The dinosaurs are depicted without accuracy and too close to your face.
    "One of the few real novelties at Epcot is the use of smell to
    aggravate illusions. Of course, no one knows what dinosaurs smelled like,
    but Exxon has decided they smelled bad.
    "At the other end of Dino Ditch ... there's a final, very addled
    message about facing challengehood tomorrow-wise. I dozed off during this,
    but the import seems to be that dinosaurs don't have anything to do with
    energy policy and neither do you."
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