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A (Correct) Poincare Proof!?
aphyscher writes "About a year ago, there was an
announcement that M.J. Dunwoody had proved the (in)famous
Poincare conjecture.
His paper turned out to have a slight problem, and so it remained unsolved...
until perhaps now!
Sergey Nikitin has posted a preprint of what may perhaps be an actual proof."
Mmmm...hypothetical donut...
If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
But alas, the space alloted in a regular comments window is insufficient to explain further...
Ok so rad the pre-writeup on this and I can say this: WAY OVER MY HEAD! I understood about
1.05E-60% of that. Holy cow. There is proof that higher education still turns out some bright people. I wish I knew what the hell all that was about, it "looks" cool. You could use that as a prop in a movie for some secret formula or something.
-=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
...the most intelligent thing I can think of is: "Mmmmm...donuts."
A.) There's now a correct proof of the Poincare problem!
B.) Jon Katz no longer posts to Slashdot!
C.) Chris D. starts his own gaming company; plans to fill-in Part 2 of the traditional Steps 1, 2, & 3 to Profit!
D.) Microsoft is now the largest paid advertiser on Slashdot.org, the be-all-end-all for all Open-Source/Free-Software news
My brain needs a reboot.
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Well, if you give the proof at a big university chances are you'll totally score with some PhD Math chick.
This is just mathematical proof that you can wrap a rubberband around an apple. I think the rest of us would be satisfied by a videotape instead.
Well, if you give the proof at a big university chances are you'll totally score with some PhD Math chick.
Before you guys all start dissing math chicks, remember that "mathematicans do it smoothly and continuously". I wanted to put that on a bumper sticker and slap it on my car but I went with "My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box" instead.
GMD
watch this
wow.. finally.. i can sleep at night!!
Well, duh.
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Finally I can complete the warp engine. We shall fly through space like a rubber band flung from the surface of a sphere. Evil donuts beware. Why do Brits say maths instead of just math?
Phase 2: Collect Clay Math Prize
Phase 3: Profit
Now *there's* a business model!
discretely.
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remember that "mathematicans do it smoothly and continuously"
...
Heh, I got that beat hands down - I'm a tribologist.
Tribology = study of friction, wear and lubrication
What's more, my specialisation is biotribology (lubrication mostly) - tribology applied to biological systems. I'm sure you can see where this is headed
"Because it's there." - George Mallory, when asked why he wanted to climb Mt Everest, March 18, 1923 (New York Times)
Archimedes invented the screw pump while taking a bath
Actually, it's a bit more logical than that. He discovered the principal of displacement while taking a bath.
I'm not exactly sure how one would think of "screw pumps" while in the bath. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.
Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
How do we use this to take down the RIAA/MPAA?
Gallagher could reduce both an apple and a donut to a point...with just one swing!
People in cars cause accidents....accidents in cars cause people
Aye, as most objects of uniform density do :)
Doesn't "uniform density" mean "as opposed to something like swiss cheese"? I was talking about holes as in donut, not holes as in swiss cheese or holes as in IIS. Can a torus have a uniform density?
Will I retire or break 10K?
Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension.
Lisa: [turning the lights back on] Sorry.
Frink: [drawing on a blackboard] Here is an ordinary square --
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa -- slow down, egghead!
Frink: -- but suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe - along the hypothetical Z axis, there.
Everyone: [gasps]
Frink: This forms a three-dimensional object known as a "cube", or a "Frinkahedron" in honor of its discoverer, n'hey, n'hey.
Education is the silver bullet.
Step 1) Prove that it is possible that a fundamental group of 3-dimensional manifolds (V) could be trivial, even though V is not homeomorphic to the 3-dimensional sphere.
Step 2) ??????
Step 3) ????????
[PowerPoint] is a tool for capitalist presentation
A mathematician was once asked about how he could visualize a 3-D Sphere. His response was, "Simple! First visualize an n-D Sphere and then set n to 3".
Read this a while ago somewhere. Couldn't resist posting it.
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Actually, all the article says is that they have finally realized that Douglas Adams is right.... the last line of the proof is:
= 42
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The Poincare Conjecture and the issues surrounding it can be described using nothing but anagrams of the famous mathematicians name.
IE NO CRAP
Poincare was A NICE PRO by the standards of the time. I wish I had A COIN PER attempt to prove his theorem! Believe me, its NO PI RACE
I'd ususally begin with a topological approach.
Take a tennis ball and try to ARC ONE PI around the circumference, then PAIR ONCE.
Getting too hard, need to go home to use super-computer.
I OPEN CAR and drive home. ARE I PC ON? Click on PEAR ICON to load fruity maths app.
Finally prove the theorem!
I RAP ONCE and then REAP COIN.
Thats all, I NO RECAP
Sorry, someone had to do it!
I. PORN ACE