WINE: A New Place for KLEZ to Play?

Hello, hello. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:29 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I'm trapped in the server ! Help me !
-ct

/.ed by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

6 comments in and already burned up.

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

this is CRAP! do not click!

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:32 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Stupid moderators.

DO NOT CLICK ON THAT OVERRATED LINK.

[stupid lameness filter]

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Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by manduwok · 2002-10-23 08:32 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Ok, did anyone else get linked to a site that merely said "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno?"

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:32 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Mod this down. Some of us are at work!

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by werd+life · 2002-10-23 08:32 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Umm, anyone who marked that informative obviously
didn't bother to check the links. thanks guys!

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:32 · Score: -1, Offtopic

WARNING! the link above is a troll link! do not use

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:32 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Dude, that's not even funny.

Don't click on the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:33 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Mod the parent of this thread down instead of modding it up assuming its a google cache. ITS NOT!

and that would be by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:33 · Score: -1, Offtopic

my first first post, thank ya! thankyaverymuch! I'm here all week!

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Thanks for the porn.

PARENT IS NOT A GOOGLE LINK by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

That's not google...

Re:PARENT IS NOT A GOOGLE LINK by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:53 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Wait a second, that wasn't a google cache :(

Dam assmonkey

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by fobbman · 2002-10-23 08:35 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Warning!! That is NOT the cache. DON'T CLICK IT!!!

Re:Damn it... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:37 · Score: -1, Offtopic

you are still a piece of shit

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Globulatrix · 2002-10-23 08:37 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I think if you save up karma you can actually post something at "+2" right off the bat in exchange for that karma.

That's probably what happened here.

Slashdotted...sad by NineNine · 2002-10-23 08:38 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Earlier this week it was a supposed "hardware guru" website that had an article about high performance web servers, and now it's "linuxguru" that gets Slashdotted. I can personally say that if you can't set up a server to take a Slashdotting, I put no stake whatsoever in what they have to say. If you can't set up a server to handle a spike in traffic, then you really don't know what in the hell you're talking about when it comes to server hardware/software.

Re:Slashdotted...sad by GigsVT · 2002-10-23 08:40 · Score: 1, Offtopic

Most people don't understand that just throwing more computing power at the daemon doesn't help. Apache does not come in a default configuration that is ready for heavy use production. The default config is pretty conservative, to prevent it from crashing the whole OS.

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Re:Slashdotted...sad by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 09:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

> If you can't set up a server to handle a spike in traffic, then you really don't know what in the hell you're talking about when it comes to server hardware/software.

And I guess if you can't build a skyscraper to withstand a 7-6-heavy kamikaze, you suck as an architect.

Right?

Re:SLASHDOTTED ALREADY by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:39 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I hardly think linuxguru.net runs on IIS.

Re:Simple enough... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:39 · Score: -1, Offtopic

And for no added cost to Apple you get:

(1) A Bigger charge on your credit card.
(2) Less fun hardware to play with.
(3) Only Aqua on your desktop.
(4) A single button mouse. Like you really used those other two.
(5) To pay for the next bug fix. Just like Windows.

Not tell me again why I would want a Mac?

Warning! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:41 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Above link is not cubicle safe!

HAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:46 · Score: -1, Offtopic

got me on that one.

You Rock by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Looks like you nailed a lot of people with that one (not me fortunately). Looks like you managed to get some slashbots twice!

Excellent work!

Hey, who needs a story? by Otter · 2002-10-23 08:47 · Score: 1, Offtopic

Heh, 57 comments so far, only one of which is from someone who read the article (before it was posted here).

Makes it seem kind of unnecessary to have obliterated their server -- could have posted the same "Don't click on that link!" and "The plural of 'virus' is 'viruses', buttmunch!" posts without it. ;-)

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Re:Slashdot crashed my machines by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:48 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Here ya go:

GARD by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:50 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Get A Real Dictionary. Real language geeks own a copy of the OED.

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Old+Wolf · 2002-10-23 08:52 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Anyone who clicked that link didn't bother to engage their brain today. Since when do Google links not say [google.com] after them, or contain other website addresses in the middle?

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:52 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I bet she nearly had a heart attack. She'll probably take you to the priest tonight to get blessed/exorcised/baptized/buggered. Have fun!

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:56 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You stupid retarded fuck, My mother is in the same room.

That's your fault, not his.

Re:First Post Or ist it ? by WetCat · 2002-10-23 08:56 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Actually, that post was a troll. I know he used the word "virii" just for fun...
May be a new word - virii - plural from virus (computer virus) ?

LINUXGURU?? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 08:57 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Ya right. Who the hell setup their crappy web system.... If it can't handle getting slashdotted then it's crap. Linuxguru should think about changing their name to wesuck.com

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by jonadab · 2002-10-23 08:58 · Score: -1, Offtopic

> I think if you save up karma you can actually post something at "+2"
> right off the bat in exchange for that karma.

This surprised me the first time it happened. I posted something, and
then I got the message that it had been moderated +1, and was now
scored 3. I went, "huh?" because previously my posts had started out
at 1.

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Re:Slashdot crashed my machines by Old+Wolf · 2002-10-23 09:00 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Start a courtcase against slashdot then..

Re:i would think by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 09:00 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Try telling that to the Lindows developers.

Re:First Post Or ist it ? by MrResistor · 2002-10-23 09:00 · Score: 1, Offtopic

If you go to webster [webster.com]
you'll easily find that plural from virus is viruses...

You will find nothing of the sort, since webster doesn't list a plural form of "virus". "Virii", which is correct according to the rules of the english language, is not listed at all, and "viruses" produces the page for "virus", not "viruses".

If you're going to play spelling nazi, you need to start checking your sources a little better.

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Re:Simple enough... by toupsie · 2002-10-23 09:06 · Score: 0, Offtopic

(1) A Bigger charge on your credit card.

I can buy a more expensive x86 based system than Apple makes -- SONY and IBM are too good examples. If you want to be a cheap, go ahead. But its probably the reason you are not hittin' it often...if at all. Chicks dig a phat wallet not a fat ass.

(2) Less fun hardware to play with.

How would you know? If you never played with it because you are too cheap to own one. I play around with Mac hardware all the time. Overclocking, case mods, etc.

(3) Only Aqua on your desktop.

I also have Graphite, KDE and Gnome as choices on my desktop in Mac OS X. Do you even know what you are talking about?

(4) A single button mouse. Like you really used those other two.

My Kensington Turbo Mouse has 5 buttons along with a scroll wheel on it. Where do you get this one-button mouse only idea? Guess you never used Mac OS X before.

(5) To pay for the next bug fix. Just like Windows

I get free updates when they are available. Where do you get this idea? Have you ever used Mac OS X?

Not tell me again why I would want a Mac?

You can actually get something done and run UNIX at the same time?

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If Klez won't run... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 09:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic

..then Wine ain't done.

THIS IS A TROLL, MOD DOWN. by jeeryg_flashaccess · 2002-10-23 09:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic

http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?mode_u=off&mo de_w=on&site=www.linuxguru.net&submit=Exam ine

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Yes, but .... by xabi · 2002-10-23 09:10 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Yes, but does it run in a new Sharp's Glass Computer?

Boooooooo!

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Re:First Post Or ist it ? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-10-23 09:11 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Correct usage

Re:First Post Or ist it ? by damiangerous · 2002-10-23 09:11 · Score: 1, Offtopic

You will find nothing of the sort, since webster doesn't list a plural form of "virus".

Dicionary.com does though. As does my OED on CD, though they don't have a free version online I can link to.

"Virii", which is correct according to the rules of the english language

You are very much mistaken. I challenge you to find a dictionary or usage guide that supports you.

If you're going to play spelling nazi, you need to start checking your sources a little better.

Says the pot to the kettle. Even the most basic of research would have led you to a plethora of papers demonstrating your error, such as this one and this one.

Re:KLEZ in my Wine?! by standsolid · 2002-10-23 10:09 · Score: 0, Offtopic

You don't have to worry about it if you put norton antivirus discs on the rim of your wine glass as you pour some in. Ahhhh... No more viri in your beverages!

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Re:KLEZ in my Wine?! by TechnoVooDooDaddy · 2002-10-23 10:14 · Score: 1, Offtopic

wine doesn't skunk... beer skunks when it's left in sunlight due to the hop oils reacting with the ultraviolet radiation.

wine can get bacteria that will turn it into tart vinegar (lacto or acetic), or slimy or whatever, but i've not yet seen a "skunky" wine

Re:/.'ed, here's the google cache by werd+life · 2002-10-23 15:14 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Once again. we need a moderator boot camp
or something. Offtopic? gimme a break.

Re: First Post Or ist it ? by Rares+Marian · 2002-10-23 16:54 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Adjective phrases do not have singular nor plural case.

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