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Cascading Molecules Drive IBM's Smallest Computer

Benoit Fries writes "EE Times reports that IBM researchers have created a simple computation engine that's more than 250,000 times smaller than the most advanced silicon circuitry. Called the world's smallest computer, the system relies on a 'molecular cascade' that pushes a handful of carbon monoxide molecules across a copper surface to perform digital logic functions. 'Even if CMOS density follows Moore's Law for 40 more years, molecular cascades are still going to be smaller,' they said."

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  1. Pfft.... by ryanvm · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Even if CMOS density follows Moore's Law for 40 more years, molecular cascades are still going to be smaller'

    Pfft - if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

    1. Re:Pfft.... by Ezubaric · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Pfft - if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

      Gordon Moore (of Intel) does ...

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  2. It had to be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Image a beowulf cluster of those.

  3. Also just released.... by m.lemur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Counter Strike for mice.

  4. Just what we need! by Drunken+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Carbon monoxide? Carcinogenic hard drives! I was worried about my computer being too safe.

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  5. Hmm by superdan2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if the power goes out, half the city asphixiates, right? :-)

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  6. Benchmarks please by bravehamster · · Score: 5, Funny
    This thing is useless to me until I know how FPS's it can get in Q3A. Or at least tell me how many LoC's* it can alphabetize, give me something! Your size comparisons are meaningless to me.


    *LoC == Standard metric unit of information (Library of Congress). Size of unit varies from year to year.

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    1. Re:Benchmarks please by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your size comparisons are meaningless to me.
      *LoC == Standard metric unit of information (Library of Congress). Size of unit varies from year to year.


      Exactly! did you also notice...

      so small that 190 billion could fit atop a standard pencil-top eraser 7mm (about 1/4-inch) in diameter.

      pencil-top eraser?!? What the hell kind of unit is that? Everyone knows that the standard units of area are football fields, US states, and obscure counties! I want to know how many of these things would would fit in one Azerbaijan!

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  7. Where are all the servers? by kjd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nooo!!! You're stepping on them!!!

    1. Re:Where are all the servers? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      (Variation)

      "I would like to present our newest line of ser...ah...Ahh...CHOOOOO!......Fuck!"

  8. Someone had to say it... by jonman_d · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!

    That was so unexpected.....yeah, right.

  9. The first person... by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first person who makes a Star Trek joke about Cascading Failure gets shot.

    1. Re:The first person... by Strick-9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first person who makes a Star Trek joke about Cascading Failure gets shot.

      That would be you, right?

  10. size ain't everything by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Funny
    The slow operation of the gates -- some required seconds to settle -- underscores the fact that the work was part of a research project. "We have made extraordinarily small, albeit exceedingly slow, logic circuits," Heinrich said.

    250,000 times smaller than the most advanced silicon circuitry. Of course, it's also 250,000,000 times slower. I'm guessing there won't be molecular cascade chips in my PC anytime soon, unless I have a lot of free time...

  11. Re:What? by joto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because it is not radioactive.

  12. In other news... by CySurflex · · Score: 5, Funny

    LOS ANGELES 6:39PM PST - The American Assocation of Midgets issued a press release stating "finally a computer company is aligned with our cause. We, the worlds smallest people have been waiting for decades for the worlds smallest computer."

  13. IBM has some stiff competition... by CySurflex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tiny computers were there first, and I believe they even have a patent for the worlds smallest computers. Pictures of the products on their web site are actual size.

  14. Oh my God by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if we're all part of some gigantic computer and the molecules we put to work computing were already computing something ?

    Is God going to sue us for stealing processing power ?

    graspee

    1. Re:Oh my God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course we're all part of some giant computer. We're here to compute the question that goes with the answer "42".

    2. Re:Oh my God by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if we're all part of some gigantic computer and the molecules we put to work computing were already computing something ?

      Well duh! What do you think the mice are doing here?

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    3. Re:Oh my God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Well duh! What do you think the mice are doing here?

      **glances around the door, looks into the kitchen**

      Eating my Wheat Thins, apparently.

    4. Re:Oh my God by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are exactly right. God is a human computer user in the year 2743. He's trying to decide what to buy his girlfriend for her birthday, so he's decided to make a computational model of the universe so that he can check which gift is the one that's most likely to help him get lucky tonight.

      He wants it to be accurate, so he's modeling every moment since the year 2001.

      You've made a great point about how presumptive all religions are.

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  15. If I had a beowulf cluster of these... by mblase · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it still wouldn't be large enough to connect a network cable.

  16. Re:Think Smarter - new IBM motto by Usquebaugh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes but it would make me feel important. God how I loved room fulls of racks with lights and tapes and switches. I could stroll through my domain and feel like a king.

    Now I have a tiny cube with a PC connected by ethernet to a tiny server no bigger than a chopping cart. AND we still don't get any more done than we did back in the day.

  17. Molecular cascade...? by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't that what caused all the aliens to pop up in 'Half-Life'?

    RMN
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  18. Re:Think Smarter - new IBM motto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah we do now we get quake on machines instead of nethack

  19. Re:Size is great and all... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 3, Funny

    No they said "so what if it costs $1m you get the source to the OS"

  20. The biggest difference... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is that AMD chips run on smoke, and IBM chips run on Carbon Monoxide.

  21. Cheating by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    The most complex circuit they built is so small that 190 billion could fit atop a standard pencil-top eraser 7mm in diameter.

    In my days, when you wanted to show something was really small, you counted how many you could fit on the end of a pin, or in the width of a human hair. Comparing it with something that's almost 1 cm across is cheating.

    RMN
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  22. P.S. by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    For Americans who are unfamiliar with international units such as an Azerbaijan, it slightly smaller than Maine.

    The CIA website provides a convient and fairly comprehensive translation table between US units and international units.

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  23. Re:hmmm... quantum effects by sam_nead · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... huge atoms...

    Dude, you've got to get out more. :)

  24. Re:Think Smarter - new IBM motto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    AND we still don't get any more done than we did back in the day.

    yeah, but that's only becuase as the power and availibility of computing technology has improved over the years, the power and availability of video game technology has improved at exactly the same rate

  25. Re:'Exceedingly Slow' Beowulf Cluster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Aw, I was almost getting excited as I read the article. This technology appears to be a long way from being a post-silicon circuit alternative for CPUs.

    I dunno, seeing as it was just a few scant years ago that the people working on this technology were using it to build an abacus, they seem to be moving at a pretty fast clip to me.

    I mean, going from Abacus to an "exceedingly slow" turing-complete device the first time around took us, what, 3000 years?

    So if they keep going at their current rate of progress, they should have little molecular hardware companies running around on their desktops and unethically building little molecular speed tricks into their little molecular video cards so that they can trick a little molecular version of Quake 3 into appearing to give better benchmarks.. by, like, i don't know, monday. Hell, their Little Molecular Computation department will have probably gotten around to inventing the concept of molecular-scale Vaporware by the time i write these words.

  26. The Intel Crazium Processor by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Funny
    In other news, Intel has today announced the immediate delivery of their new processor, the Crazium. Touted as being the most technologically advanced processor ever developed, the Crazium is said to execute, in a matter of microseconds, programs that take many hundreds of hours on the most powerful supercomputers. The Crazium boasts many innovative technologies that will certainly crush all of Intel's competitors. These include:
    • Simultaneous Multiprocessing, a technology said to allow several hundred instructions to execute through the same physical wires and gates simultaneously. This allows Intel to reduce the transistor count from 948,089,112,552 transistors, as in the Pentium 6, to 14 transistors. (Plans for the next revision include dropping one of the remaining 14 transistors for cost effectiveness.)
    • Temporal Result Ordering, which uses a built-in fluxcapacitor to efficiently move instructions and data backwards and forwards in time. This allows the processor to execute code during idle cycles and deliver the results to processes that have already finished executing, or will begin executing at some future time. This provides an incredible boost in speed and efficiency because:
      1. The processor can use the result of a computation before the computation itself is executed, and even before the program that contains the computation is loaded into memory.
      2. Computations whose results will be used at some future time can be performed early, before the user even decides to run the program.
    • SpiritRun Technology, an extension of Temporal Result Ordering, which allows the processor to execute program code by its spirit, rather than its letter. As all programs contain bugs, or programmer errors which lead to undesired program behavior and crashes, this technology will save businesses over $80 billion dollars per year in lost data, staff time and resources. SpiritRun uses Temporal Result Ordering to detect crashes before they occur (again, during idle cycles taking place in the past, present or future) and analyses the program in its entirety to determine the cause of the undesired operation. At this time, the processor automatically corrects the program code to provide the desired operation. This technology also makes all code 100% secure because the processor detects crackers before they're even born and automatically modifies the holes that allowed them access in the first place.
    • Built-in Photorealism Processing Unit, which generates photorealistic graphics by allocating a parallel universe which physically contains a perfect replica of the object being rendered and a photographer. The photographer takes a perfect photograph of the subject and it is digitally transmitted via the Interverse to the processor. Because the parallel universe has a timeline of its own, completely separated from our perception of time, this information appears to arrive immediately, even though the photography may take several hours in the parallel universe.
    • Built-in Orchestra Sound Unit, which generates sounds for audio applications which rivals that of the greatest orchestras in the world. This works similarly to the Photorealism Processing Unit, except that a parallel universe is created which contains an orchestra. The sound is recorded and transmitted, again, appearing to arrive immediately, even though the orchestra may have practiced the piece for years in the parallel universe.
    As you can clearly see, AMD has a lot of catching up to do.
  27. Re:Think Smarter - new IBM motto by lizzardo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree. Computers haven't been the same since they got rid of the blinking lights. I can live without the reels of tape, but without the blinking lights, how can I tell that anything is happening?

    lizzardo

  28. I can do this! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The slow operation of the gates -- some required seconds to settle -- underscores the fact that the work was part of a research project.
    Ok. I could build an AND gate out of teenage girls and cell phones that would settle within an order of magnitude of this. (yes I'm trying to be funny, but the statement is true).

    It's an interesting project, but that's a long way to go....

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  29. Re:Think Smarter - new IBM motto by giminy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes but it would make me feel important. God how I loved room fulls of racks with lights and tapes and switches. I could stroll through my domain and feel like a king.

    Now I have a tiny cube with a PC connected by ethernet to a tiny server no bigger than a chopping cart. AND we still don't get any more done than we did back in the day.


    He has a point.

    An excercise: Make a graph of average computer size versus average computer nerd's salary. Notice that they both spiral ever-downwards? Maybe the problem is that, as computers get small, the Boss thinks they're simple and won't pay people as much to fix them. Maybe if computers got really huge again, we could scare our employers with some crazy Scotty-talk and demand more money for maintaining the beasts.

    Hey, it could happen...

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