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The All-Red Route 100 Years On

An anonymous reader writes "On October 31, 1902, the first messages were sent along the All-Red Route -- a 5500km telegraph cable linking the whole of the British Empire. First envisioned in 1879, the long-decomissioned cable is still regarded as the longest single run of cable in the world."

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  1. Some day by Zebbers · · Score: 1, Funny

    We wont need no stinkin cable.

  2. Old news... by Distinguished+Hero · · Score: 5, Funny

    On October 31, 1902

    Why does it take slashdot so long to report these things?

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    1. Re:Old news... by mgs1000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the slashdot computers aren't Y2K compliant.

    2. Re:Old news... by ebbomega · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Slashdot: News for Dead People. Stuff that Mattered"

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    3. Re:Old news... by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because all news is transmitted using that wire.

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    4. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The target just now recovered from the initial Slashdotting in 1902.

  3. And the first flame war by TerryAtWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    burst out shortly afterward....

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  4. Wow... by der_saeufer · · Score: 4, Funny

    100 years ago, you could call all over the British Empire. Today, you can't call next door because your phone company hosed your bill and you didn't pay them the $23,412 they think you owe.

    1. Re:Wow... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

      " 100 years ago, you could call all over the British Empire. Today, you can't call next door because your phone company hosed your bill and you didn't pay them the $23,412 they think you owe."

      I agree with you entirely, and invite you to check out my previous comment on the subject.

      Especially relevant for telecoms:

      19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed
      55. Always exaggerate your estimates.
      78. When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.
      87. Learn the customer's weaknesses so you can better take advantage of him.
      103. Fill a desparate need with your most expensive product, then mark it up 500%
      111. Treat people in your debt like family--exploit them [ruthlessly].
      189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
      266. When in doubt, lie.

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  5. Don't forget the contribution of... by SurturZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the two empty soup tins connected at each end.

  6. yay..... by cyberise · · Score: 2, Funny

    now all we have to do is attach a rocket on one end and we got ourselves a tether to orbit.

  7. Only 5500KM??? by rhwalker22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How could one 5500KM cable link the mother country in Europe to all its colonies in Africa, south Asia, Australia and the Americas???

    1. Re:Only 5500KM??? by punkfoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The long-decomissioned cable is still regarded as the longest single run of cable in the world."
      I thought my noc had the longest cable run in the world... at least it seemed like it when I was crawling through the ceiling.

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  8. all your base are belong to us. by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was going to post a funny message in morse code on here, but I hit the lamness filter "too many caps".

    Oh well - I guess morse code is lame now :(.

  9. My missus wouldn't agree by earthloop · · Score: 5, Funny

    cable is still regarded as the longest single run of cable in the world

    Obviously nobody has seen the mess under my desk!!!

  10. That is pretty long, and impressive... by cerebralsugar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but how quickly can this cable you speak of provide me with easily downloadable, electronic images of nudity?

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  11. Vulnerability by Mignon · · Score: 4, Funny
    [T]he ... cable is ... the longest single run of cable in the world.

    Amazing that it hasn't been hit by a backhoe in 100 years.

    1. Re:Vulnerability by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Amazing that it hasn't been hit by a backhoe in 100 years."

      See a lot of backhoes in the ocean, do you?

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  12. one cable?! by EvilStein · · Score: 3, Funny

    geez, no wonder everyone in England complains about not having any bandwidth. Talk about oversold!

  13. Good Thing They Remembered Where it Went by shoemakc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be buggered if I had to break out the tone probe and trace the damn thing. I'd wager the batteries wouldn't even make it to the mainland.

    -Chris

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  14. Speaking of... by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The All-Red Route 100 Years On, I'm surprised no trolls have made the joke connecting the phrase "all-red route" with their obligatory goatse.cx links. Especially considering it's 100 years on.

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  15. Interesting fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first message across the "All Red Route" telegraph cable was

    . _ _ . _ _ . _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ . _ _ . . . . _ . _ . _ . . _

  16. Re:Metric conversion help by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would have to be... you'd be hard pressed to connect the entire British empire with a puny 5,500km cable.

  17. "All-Red Route"??? by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah! It's the Commie Reds! They have an All-Red telegraph line, and they've had it for a century! Mr. President, we cannot allow a telegraph gap!

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  18. Learning... by verloren · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm still pretty new to slashdot, so I thought I should practice...

    "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!"

    No, that doesn't seem right somehow... :)

  19. Sad news ... All-Red route dead at 100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on Slashdot - Trans-Atlantic cable All-Red was found dead in the Atlantic this morning. Apparently, the cable was quite old. I'm sure it will it missed by the Slashdot community - even if you aren't old enough to have used it, there's no denying its impact on the advancement of telecommunications of the 21st Century. Truly an engineering icon.

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Re:Metric conversion help by grytpype · · Score: 3, Funny

    >you'd be hard pressed to connect the entire British empire with a puny 5,500km cable.

    Not these days!

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  22. internet really 168 years old by peter303 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you considered connecting up cities by telegraph as its first manifestation. The socialogical implications were similar- light speed communication, an inductry bubble, etc.

    Al Gore's great-great grandfather even helped build it!

  23. But the real question is... by jkc120 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Can you get DSL over this sucker?

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  24. Re:The whole of the British Empire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Brits were cunning and dug directly through the core of the earth.

    This feat was quite tricky as they had to dodge Microsoft's secret headquarters.

  25. Re:Just curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Has anyone tried seeing if a signal could still be carried on the cable?


    Worldcom is looking to cut costs by eliminating their transatlantic fiber connections and shift traffic to DSL running over this cable. Turns out they got it for a steal.