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Size Does Matter... But Only in Women

Frankenmoro writes "This online article at Nature notes that new research indicates that a woman's intelligence is directly related to the size of her brain. But, before you uber-male-geeks start to gloat, it may be that a woman with half your brain size has the same language processing power as you do, seeing as how you only use half of your brain to process language, and she's using it all... Lazy boy."

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  1. Re:huh? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    it's more about how your brain processes things and that most iq testa deployed don't really work, because they're not designed right.

    kinda like how when african-americans(or whats the pc term anyways) were 'proven' to be stupid because they couldnt do complex math in iq test that was designed for people who had gotten more education.

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  2. But we only need to use half our brain... by joto · · Score: 5, Funny
    But, before you uber-male-geeks start to gloat, it may be that a woman with half your brain size has the same language processing power as you do, seeing as how you only use half of your brain to process language, and she's using it all... Lazy boy.

    Stupid women who must use all their processing power simply to process language. With our superiour intellect, we can use the rest of our brain for more important stuff while they are struggling to understand what we said...

    Or more likely, when she talks, I'm concentrating on something else, and never listen...

    1. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by skahshah · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that it is all speculations (as writen in the article), doesn't it would prove that men are half-brained?

    2. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by skahshah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damnit! I'm proving it myself.

    3. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by gi-tux · · Score: 3, Funny

      So does this explains why men think about women more than women think about men? We have brain sitting around doing nothing too much of the time. If we could get a little better at multi-tasking, we might do more productive work by using that other portion of our brain for something besides our favorite hobby.

      Can you imagine what we could do with a Beowulf cluster of those unused brain parts working on SETI? Oops, wrong idea :-)

      1) Free software
      2) unused brains
      3) Profit

      Wrong again?

      Surely there is some use for all these unused brain cells!!!

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    4. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by elfkicker · · Score: 1

      I know you're just kidding, but exactly the opposite is true in many cases. The male brain actually works much harder to process language and emotional data than the female. The female brain doesn't need to expend as much energy on it. Now you can make all kinds of guesses on what that means in regard to intelligence, but you probably about as unqualified as I am.

      For my money's worth, I say women know us men better than we know them.

    5. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Myco · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I had this idea a while ago which was something along the lines of brain SETI@home. It's totally implausible but here goes.

      Basically, assume there is some problem X which is NP-hard. Now, NP-hardness says nothing about how difficult a human will find the problem, since human brains work differently. So, possibly, there is some way to phrase X such that humans will be better at solving it than a computer. Now, just find a way to get humans busy solving this problem (or more likely, tiny sub-parts of it). My brilliant idea was that you could make it into a game, so that people would work on the problem, and then sell the rights to contribute problems that need solving.

      Yeah, I know, it would never work. But a guy can dream.

    6. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      1) Free software
      2) unused brains
      3) Profit

      Sounds alot like underpants gnomes.

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    7. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      What a remarkable coincidence.

    8. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is does prove is that we only need to use less than one half of our brains to say "yes dear" at appropriate prompts. We can then use the rest of our brain for other more important "manly" thought processes. (Have to keep all those sports stats properly mentally catalogued... ) :p

    9. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      seeing as how you only use half of your brain to process language, and she's using it all...

      Maybe that explains why women talk twice as much...

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    10. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Before electrical computers, people were computers. As I understand it, the data for slide rules was calculated by house wives. Companies would use a seti like system to catch errors and cheats where several house wives worked the same problem. This may have been the first distributed computer.

    11. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I would bet that my dog uses even less energy when processing language. How far do you want to take this?

    12. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Milican · · Score: 1

      beowulf cluster... seti... underwear trolls (gnomes.. whatever)... smells like a troll.

      JOhn

    13. Re:But we only need to use half our brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you have a really smart dog or a very ugly girl?

  3. No matter what size their brain is... by darkov · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...women will still be irrational 90% of the time.

    Can I just say though: IQ testing is the biggest load of wank. There is no way to measure intelligence. There isn't even a decent definition of what intellegence is. The fact that they use short term memory tests as some sort of metric tells you about how irrelevant IQ testing is. Compare this with the fact the brigtest individuals can intuit answers or have brilliant ideas come out of nowhere - I don't see any future in trying to measure the subconsious.

    1. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by skahshah · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...women will still be irrational 90% of the time.

      I would like to be sure of that.

      By the way, you seem to give great importance to intuition. Is there a rational explanation for intuition? And you don't see any future in trying to measure the subconscious, yet you're ready to measure rationality?

    2. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by BerntB · · Score: 5, Insightful
      IQ testing is the biggest load of wank.

      The consensus of the active researchers in the field might be wrong, of course, but you are contradicting the researchers in a way that seems to assume they are fools that don't know about the scientific method.

      A bit like creationism where all paleontologists and evolutionary biologists have to be idiots or in a conspiracy to hide the truth.

      I'm sorry, but my bogosity counter went off.

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    3. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intuition: Guessing randomly, then only remembering the times you guess correctly.

    4. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Can I just say though: IQ testing is the biggest load of wank.

      Taken an IQ test lately, have we?

    5. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by kmellis · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Can I just say though: IQ testing is the biggest load of wank..."
      ...and some more relevant stuff deleted.

      I both agree and disagree with you. If you are saying that as a practical matter it's very difficult or impossible to accurately and precisely measure general intelligence, I'll agree with you (at least on the "difficult" part). If you're saying that it's impossible as a matter of principle, or that there's no such thing as general intelligence, then I strongly disagree with you.

      Don't believe me? Well, kill off three-quarters of someone's brain and try to convince me that they are not less intelligent. Is there a monolithic thing that is "intelligence"? I very, very much doubt that there is. But that doesn't mean that the term "general intelligence" is senseless. It could be, and probably is, our way of describing what we experience in ourselves and others as the composite level of functioning of most or all mental activities of which we are intuitively aware. Thus, "general intelligence", and even comparing intelligence across species, is meaningful as long as we understand what we mean. D'uh.

      By the way, evolutionary psychology specifically (and, I think, correctly) argues on evolutionary grounds that a generalized rational ability doesn't exist in humans.

      I'm of the opinion that we have a very long way to go till we achieve what was aimed at when the IQ test was developed. But I think it's possible. I do think that current tests are still greatly hampered by the fact that we understand our own minds so poorly. We do a lot of cognition, of course. Are we really trying to measure a true composite of every important cognitive task? I doubt it. And I doubt that the various tasks are weighed remotely correctly, nor tested without enormous bias.

      It seems to me that language processing and abstract/mathematical reasoning are each quite important to us and amenable to measurement. They likely correlate pretty strongly to people's intuitive measure of "intelligence".

      When I was in school, we spent a lot of time being very careful about defining our terms. There is something of a quandry when we are trying to talk about concepts expressed in everyday language. Is the thing what we explicitly think it is? That is to say, in this example, is what we're measuring the monolithic abstract intelligence that some people think "intelligence" is? On the other hand, we wouldn't use the word "intelligence" if it isn't meaningful in some sense. So I would always make the point that even if we figure out that we can't really say something like "you're smarter than him" and mean what we think we mean in one regard, that doesn't require that what we're saying is totally meaningless. In fact, it's often very interesting and revealing to discover what it is that we're groping for in language.

    6. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by DuBois · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The better way to put this (as Rob Becker in his record-breaking comedy routine does) is: "Women are not hindered by rationality."

      Think about it, if you can.

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    7. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so deep I think I'll build a fence to stop little children falling in.

    8. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of rationality/reasoning, it is often said that logic allows man (embracing woman) to reason. I take the opposite view - (formal) logic removes the need for man to reason, by embedding hte process in an exterior construct. If you look at a statement and say "That is self-consistent" then that is reasoning. Spending 2 hours towork out a proof to show the same thing, is, to me, highly irrational.

    9. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stuff the scientific process. I've been around these types to know what really happens in accidemia. It's primarily presumtions and personality politics.

      As for IQ tests, they're a test of what's socially thought of as being 'intelligent' - which is why they're so heavily dependant on mathematics and silly word plays. If you're brilliantly intelligent and can't do those two, you'll come out as being dumb. IQ tests don't work.

    10. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by WINSTANLEY · · Score: 1



      Well, that's the heck of it. Remember the hydrocephalic kids who were saved by shunts (it was highlighted on Nova) and grew up normally and healthily and then were found out to have more than 90% of their brains destroyed by the disease. Literally, their brains were mostly hollow and filled with CSF fluid.

      I am not sure what point you were making with the 3/4 quarters destroyed argument, but it has been undercut by reality (and it does sort of give credence to the "myth" of using only 4%)

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    11. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by EggplantMan · · Score: 2

      Funny how he bashes women and touts intuition, when women are generally more intuitive than men.

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    12. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Raiford · · Score: 5, Funny
      This is absolutly the greatest topic I have seen on Slashdot for sometime and I can't really think of a thing to say. I had better go find some women to speak for me.

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    13. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by moro_666 · · Score: 0

      anyone who's married agrees with the 90%
      thing ... unless his wife is watching ...
      cause if she's watching and you agree to
      the 90% question, then kansas is going bye-bye ...

      i'm not saying that men are more intelligent than
      women or otherwise. there are smart women around
      and also a lot of stupid men.
      but still if it comes to rational logic (programming,
      playing chess, doing heavy weight math, resolving physics
      problems). most of the women fail (some men fail too :( )

      i have only 'met' one really good female programmer.
      anyone had more luck ?

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    14. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Blingin'+AMD · · Score: 1

      Ah, IQ testing is not as much of a yardstick of intelligence as it is a yardstick of the ability to pick things up quickly. Example: Someone with an IQ of 75 would need to study a LOT more than someone with an IQ of 200. Not saying they will never learn it, they just need a bit more of the ol' forced-info-oscillation to get it down solid.

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    15. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Boronx · · Score: 1
      I have met plenty of good female programmers who could do their jobs more than 10% of the day. I haven't met any women that *like* to program. (Meaning they are programming for purely rational reasons, unlike many men.);

      Having said that, I would say that women are 90% irrational, but those who think men are more rational are being irrational, or they are just idiots.

      On further consideration, the parent might be a troll, as any student of physics knows, among the greatest minds in physics in the last century were many women who should have won the Nobel prize but were passed over because of gender issues. Such as Meitner, who discovered fission (determined theoretically that it was possible and how it would work), Wu who discovered how symmetry broke down,etc.

    16. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Hast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes I'm sure that a lot of people are honestly trying to do their best when it comes to this type of research. But you need to realize that there is no single definition of "intelligence" neither is there any way to really measure it.

      It's not like measuring the time it takes for an apple to fall to the ground. Because in psychology you don't know what the apple and ground is, and you can't measure time.

      The same thing is happening in other "soft" sciences. Interesting examples in the field on anthropology can be found in the book "Lila" by Robert M Pirzig. (Same guy who wrote Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainence.)

      The scientific method is a powerful tool, but like any good tool you might try to apply it to cases where it doesn't apply.

      And it should perhaps be mentioned that I'm not knowledgeable about all that much research in the area. I have read some about cognition and that's really interesting IMHO. The researchers there are generally not stupid/brave enough to say that they now have found "intelligence" they tend to discuss more specific problems. Like what happens in your brain when you see different objects, or read different words. Then the scientific method is valid.

      And I have yet to take an IQ test which I afterwords felt actually did a good job of exploring my intelligence. (Yeah, it's just because I do poorly, har har. ;-)

    17. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      I would like very much to see a link for this.

      I find it extremely difficult to believe that these kids did anything normally with 90% of their brains missing.

    18. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Zhenya · · Score: 1

      Men don't or can't be bothered to understand women 99% of the time!

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    19. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, intuition is the subconsious processing of data. It is no different than consious reasoning, with the exception that we may be able to use more tools (paper, calculator, fingers, . . .) when processing data consiously.

    20. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by flatus · · Score: 1

      Intuition is not random guessing. For example, when we drive, intuition is what keeps us alive. When you see a car stop in front of you, do you have to think about putting your foot on the break? When the road curves do you have to think about turning the car? When you change gears, do you calculate your speed, gear ratio and tire size, vehicle weight, incline, and motor torque curve? My guess is that your intuition dominates your every action. How often is your intuition wrong?

    21. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by BerntB · · Score: 1
      But you need to realize that there is no single definition of "intelligence" neither is there any way to really measure it.

      Without being even a layman, I know that modern intelligent researchers address those obvious points. My thesis is that the criticism is doing a trivial straw man attack.

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    22. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>A bit like creationism where all paleontologists and evolutionary biologists have to be idiots or in a conspiracy to hide the truth.

      And also a bit like evolutionism where where all regligious authorities and believers have to be idiots or in a conspiracy, because the Bible can not possibly be right.

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    23. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've met girls who like to program. Heck, I am one.

    24. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by signer · · Score: 1

      "I'm of the opinion that we have a very long way to go till we achieve what was aimed at when the IQ test was developed."

      Actually, the IQ test was developed simply to identify people likely to have difficulty in school, and as far as I can remember, it fulfilled that goal. As originally designed, it was not intended to test "intelligence" as such.

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    25. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      Isn't that rote rather than intuition? Could someone who had read a book just to find out where a car's controls then leap into the car and start driving?

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    26. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by BerntB · · Score: 1
      And also a bit like evolutionism where where all regligious authorities and believers have to be idiots or in a conspiracy, because the Bible can not possibly be right.

      The first problem with that stupid argument is that not all "regligious authorities" claim that the bible is right...

      (Not even the majority of Xians outside of the bible belt claim all details in the bible are correct!)

      Regarding the intelligence of religious people and authorities, I think your comment answered that, if nothing else...

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    27. Re:No matter what size their brain is... by flatus · · Score: 1

      I do not drive a car by rote; reacting to a dynamic system can never be learned by rote. A poem can be learned by rote. An algorithm can be learned by rote. A route can be learned by rote, but how I react to any of an infinite number of changes on that route cannot be learned by rote.

      I could be convinced that intuition is the brain understanding combinations of many things learned by rote. For example, I write poems, and the best description of how that happens is that they flow onto the paper-that is intuition. When I was young, I could not write poems; I had to read hundreds of poems before I could write them. Somehow, my brain came to understand poetry; I think that I learned poetry (the basic structures) by rote, so writing poetry is now intuitive.

  4. Re:huh? by joto · · Score: 5, Insightful
    No, no, no. IQ tests doesn't measure intelligence at all. They measure your ability to perform well in IQ tests. It's just a number.

    Of course, there is some correlation with intelligence. But then we'd have to define what intelligence is (which is very much open to debate).

    Some people view intelligence as the ability to perform well in the society. In that case it should take into account social aspects (and health). Some think that intelligence is your ability to solve abstract problems (in which case IQ tests is more meaningful). Some think intelligence should somehow be a measure of your brains "capacity". In that case, it would make sense to view educated people as more intelligent. After all, it doesn't matter much with potentials, it's the end-result that matters. And so on...

  5. Ahhhhh..... by WeaponOfChoice · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since I only use half my brain for language processing this must mean that I am, basically, always distracted by something else going on inside my head... This must be why I get ambushed in conversations by women capable of focusing their entire intellect on the task at hand [and so on... world's out to get me blah blah blah...

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  6. Confounding Variables ignored? by kris_lang · · Score: 5, Interesting
    So the statement by Kigar is limited to ~100 brains measured post-mortem from 100 women who died of cancer but supposedly had "normal brains". I can think of a few confounding variables.

    Was there any correction for the BMI (body mass index) of these women? Larger people have larger cranial vaults and thus have room for larger brains.

    What is the correlation between pre-mortem CNS volume and post-mortem CNS volume?

    What was the age at death of these women? (I know the article states that, unlike men, womens' brains do NOT shrink with age, but the distribution of ages could have played a role.)

    What was the self-selection index in these women? How were they chosen to be in the group of women whose brains were donated to science? Were they organ donors (a very small pool) or were they cancer victims (a much larger pool) who were approached to enter this study?

    As to some of the other comments so far, even though I don't believe I.Q. is an accurate measure of intelligence, it is at least a fixed quantitative measure of performance on an I.Q. test. Kinda like the SATs: they just measure how well you perform on the SATs.

    1. Re:Confounding Variables ignored? by Urox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As to some of the other comments so far, even though I don't believe I.Q. is an accurate measure of intelligence, it is at least a fixed quantitative measure of performance on an I.Q. test. Kinda like the SATs: they just measure how well you perform on the SATs.

      But the idea behind the standardized tests is that correlations have been found where people who perform well on the tests generally also become successful in other fields.

      But I'm all behind you on being skeptical of studies not taking in or at least LISTING the other statistics of the test takers. I'm almost afraid it would be likely because they don't want any other researchers deriving anything from the time they put in.

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    2. Re:Confounding Variables ignored? by Mnemia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From what I've read about both IQ tests and the SATs, they are very good predictors of success or failure in specific areas for the bottom and top 15% or so. Meaning, if you score very well or very poorly on one of these tests, there is quite a good chance that you will succeed (or fail fail) academically or in a variety of fields. For the middle 50% type people the coorelation is looser and not such a good predictor of success or failure.

    3. Re:Confounding Variables ignored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 + 15 + 50 = 100? How'd you do on that math SAT?

    4. Re:Confounding Variables ignored? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said that added up. For the other 10% ranges the coorelation is somewhat in between.

      And I got a 790 on the math SAT.

  7. Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentages by perljon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's like when people say you only use 4% of your brain... imagine if you could use 100%. Well, I IMAGINE that if you approached 6% of 'usage', your brain would probably melt... (not literally, but it wouldn't work quite right)

    The percentage usage is based on concentrations of oxygen which are supposed to indicate usage... but really parts of your brain appear to be programmed to only be able to do certain things. ie, part of your brain will only be used to see, and as long as you can see, it will be used for that. So, it wouldn't make sense for you to use 100% of your brain to calculate math or compose and essay because X% will always be reserved for the tasks of seeing.

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  8. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, yeah, that was sort of what i was trying to say.

  9. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by CableModemSniper · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe one day, people will get over the x% of your brain myth. Mayber, just maybe. Here.

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  10. Monday Morning Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a very touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and that after all men were the superior sex and must be saved.

    When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.

    1. Re:Monday Morning Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously whoever's on the bottom should drop so as not to knock off anyone else on the way down.

    2. Re:Monday Morning Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loved your joke! Apropos since men, despite their perceived IQs tend to have much larger egos than women, positing consistently that they are more intelligent, attractive or fit than any woman they know or plan to meet could ever be. [Personals warrior]

    3. Re:Monday Morning Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further proof that sexist jokes just aren't funny.

      Well, okay, maybe not. Try these on for size:

      Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
      A: Because she was a woman.

      Q: How do you blind a woman?
      A: Put her behind a windshield.

  11. mismeasure of man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the late stephen jay gould wrote a fantastic book called The Mismeasure of Man dissecting the use of various metrics (brain size, iq test, etc.) as a measure of intelligence. it's a very engaging book.

  12. Oh yeah? by Tom7 · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Well, I use the other half to drink beer and scratch my nuts.

    thpt.

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Well, I use the other half to drink beer and scratch my nuts.

      Just don't get too sauced-up and mix these activities up.

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by Creepy · · Score: 2

      funny - I was going to say nearly the same thing (at least the beer part).

      I thereby theorize that women get proportionally stupider the more beer they drink, while men get proportionally smarter (volume of living cells being used vs total cells).

    3. Re:Oh yeah? by mijok · · Score: 2, Funny

      No,no,no!!! Beer contains female hormones - it's a scientific fact. In an experiment a group of men had to drink lots of beer and they began to behave more like women: - they all became way too talkative - nothing they said made any sense - they got easily upset without any reason - none of them could drive ;)

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    4. Re:Oh yeah? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      You forgot about farting those juciey ones out!

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  13. Define Intelligence! by cybrangl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This article is a complete waste of time. Thsi puts down some data and loosly corrilates it to intelligence, but I didn't se one shred of solid fact there. One thing the article did not mention is how the brains of the genders work. Several studies have shown that women use their brain differently. Women tend to distribute the processing over smaller segments around the brain. It is unknown at this point, from the studies I read, if this is biological or enviromental. Such distribution would show up as usuing the entrie brain for a single task, whereas men tend to concentrate processing in localized areas. This would also explain why women tend to recover from strokes faster. Imagine a linux cluster where processing was devided into physical groups. Once group would handle memory mangement, while another graphics output, and another would handle IO. If you drop just one machine out of any subsetted group, you see a larger impact than if you evenly distribute the processing. Going back to the idea of intelligence, one must first define intelligence before one can measure it. The fact that I.Q. testing was originally developed for men would tend to taint the articles assumed results. I have seen people that supposedly have high I.Q.s but are complete idiots in most areas of life. I have also seen some people noted as "idiots" who have risen up in the world and become big successes. I will note that the assessment of these people changes when they do succeed, so intelligence tends to be relative.

    1. Re:Define Intelligence! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Several studies have shown that women use their brain differently. Women tend to distribute the processing over smaller segments around the brain.... This would also explain why women tend to recover from strokes faster

      I knew it! They've got neural Beowolf clusters in their heads, and they use it to produce PUSH MEDIA into our ears! And the reason why they change their minds so often, it's feedback fed dynamic modification of the cluster quota!

    2. Re:Define Intelligence! by cybrangl · · Score: 1
      I knew it! They've got neural Beowolf clusters in their heads, and they use it to produce PUSH MEDIA into our ears! And the reason why they change their minds so often, it's feedback fed dynamic modification of the cluster quota!

      Leave it to a Slashdoter to turn an analogy into a technobabble session ;)

  14. Women unite by Slashdotess · · Score: 3, Funny

    I love being a woman. I am obviously smarter than most men out there. Using an X-ray, I was able to determine my brain size to be 5 inches in diameter. With the formula, Brainpower = (diameter * radius^4 ) / 43. My brainpower is 34.402192 inches^3.

    1. Re:Women unite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brainpower = (diameter * radius^4 ) / 43

      you mean (2*radius^5)/43 ?

      and that would be 4.54 inches^5 either way.

      It never fails, women suck at math. ;)

    2. Re:Women unite by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      But have you taken steps to protect your intelligence as you get older?

      http://www.msnbc.com/news/832140.asp?cp1=1

      My wife should be thankful I've helped her out in this regard......

    3. Re:Women unite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. Maybe that was part of the joke, but...

      Brainpower = (diameter * radius^4) / 43
      = (5inches * 2.5inches^4) / 43
      = 4.5421512 inches^5, not 34.402192 inches^3

      Most men are stupider than that? Wow. The world is indeed in danger.

      But regardless of that, the more important issue is: are you hot? Do you put out?

    4. Re:Women unite by dukerobinson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree I think the whole point is being missed here. The real equation to consider is: B * H / W = Worth as a human being. Where B is the diameter of the bust, H is the diameter of the hips, and W is the diameter of the waist, taking in to account that H must never exceed B by more than 10% for the equation to be valid. There are, of course other considerations, this being only one of the battery of physical preportions that will allow one to assess the worth of the female in question.

  15. Grrr.... by Schmelter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wat you say? Males have half-brain?

    Schmelter angry! Schmelter smash!

  16. the real reason by Tablizer · · Score: 1


    It has nothing to do with brain structure. The reason women are so good a gab is because they practice too damned much!

    1. Re:the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hear hear!

      and not to mention the fact they have an astonishing ability to understand from across the room what the person right next to you just said...that you couldn't hear...

    2. Re:the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that reminds me of the many girls that learned to lip-read in elementary school so they could talk to eachother in class.

      the guy nerds, of course, tapped/scratched the desks in morse code (dot/dash) to give out test answers.

      ok, just kidding about the second part.

  17. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We use all of our brain.

  18. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by taperkat · · Score: 1

    > (not literally, but it wouldn't work quite right)

    I think some people's brains in this day and age will never work quite right, no matter how little or how much of their brain they use...

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  19. Wow. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How 'bout a date with an anonymous coward?

  20. Proofreading skill measures intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Intellegence"? "Brigtest"? "Subconsious"? Jesus! Learn your own damn native language, for God's sake.

    Anyhow, given the number of men I know who sincerely believe GCC complies with the ISO C++ standard (and/or spend all their disposable income adding newer and better air dams and spoilers to their fucking Civics), I'm not sure the irrationality is all on one side there, chump.

    Me? I'm a guy and I spend my time flaming dumbasses on Slashdot. How much more rational can you get than that?

    1. Re:Proofreading skill measures intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How ironic, since you are the biggest dumbass of them all.

  21. Re:huh? by Conare · · Score: 2

    One of the biggest problems I have with IQ tests such as Weschler and Stanford-Binet is that they are cuturally biased. For instance, they use knowledge of vocabulary and comprehension as metrics. An example question from the Weschler page: "Describe how the following pair of words are alike or the same--hamburger and pizza." A correct response would be "Both are things to eat." Well what if I am a vegetarian from new Dehli? Would you have known the answer if I had said Pakora and Naan?

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  22. Hahaha - huh? by marcus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A woman finished speaking?

    or,

    All the men clapped except for the one with the knife that had been busy cutting the others below him loose. ;-)

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  23. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine that fully half of my brain's langauge processing ability is being used to try and process the BODY language of an attractive girl, as opposed to what it is she is actually saying. I typically don't do this consciously, mind you, but I feel as if that after chatting with an attractive woman at a bar/party/etc., I am more inclined to be able to describe to you what she looks like, and what her physical posture was indicating (usually this is something to the effect of "you're a computer geek? Ewww.") then what it was she was actually saying.

    I'm kind of wondering if maybe I'm not the only man out there with this problem :)

  24. Best title ever by phritz · · Score: 1
    First thought upon seeing the title:

    'Well, yeah. That's the whole point.'

    I sincerely apologize for my dirty mind.

    1. Re:Best title ever by CyberDong · · Score: 1

      That was my first reaction too... Whoa! Did I type porndot! instead of slashdot?

  25. Re:huh? by Urox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course, there is some correlation with intelligence. But then we'd have to define what intelligence is (which is very much open to debate).

    Actually, there is correlation between previous and future peformance on standardized tests. Many medical schools only grade their students via bubble test because there exists a correlation over the years between bubble test scores and national certification test scores (I've forgotten the exact name of the national test that every US medical student must take).

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  26. localization? by jhantin · · Score: 1

    Dang it! Now you've made me hungry for Indian food. :-)

    I wonder... could problems like that be addressed through localized versions of the tests, so that rather than being merely language translations, a Mexican test would compare tostada and burrito? Admittedly, that still doesn't account for regional subvariations within a country (beignets? hush puppies?) but maybe a third locale level (variant) could be used there. The down side to this is an explosion of localized versions...

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  27. But OF COURSE there is by jrexilius · · Score: 1

    killing them with beer..

  28. let me be the first to say it by Snafoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whoa, check out the lobes on *that* babe!

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    1. Re:let me be the first to say it by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      WTF... are you ferengue? Those ugly charators in star trek.... altho... hmmm could be nice to watch :)

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  29. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Using" is the operative term. The brain can't use all the neurons all the time because a relaxation period is required every time a neuron fires. You can test this yourself by staring in one spot for an extended period without moving your eyes. then shift your gaze to a white surface. You'll see the previous scene "burned' into your vision. Normally your eyes move around a scene in front of you. This shifts the focus from neurons that have fired, to ones that are ready to fire. Stay focused on one spot too long, and you exhaust the available pool of refreshed neurons for a portion of your feild of vision.

    The brain has to work within its limitations and if it were possible for more neurons to be active at any given time, they would be active.

    There are situations where most of the brain is active and those are when one is experiencing a siezure. And since the person is likely to be unconcious during that time, it can't be said such a state is a period of increased intelligence.

  30. Not quite Re:huh? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Informative
    No, no, no. IQ tests doesn't measure intelligence at all. They measure your ability to perform well in IQ tests. It's just a number.

    Actually that isn't entirely correct. The idea behind IQ tests was to predict who would do well in higher education, and hence who it is worth letting in. As that, it succeeds pretty well- the correlation coefficient between IQ and academic success is something like 60% IRC.

    Extrapolating this index further to other areas works less well; I believe that high IQ scores correspond to only about a 5% increase in earnings. Probably other factors like so called 'EQ' correlate better with the other 'success' metrics.

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  31. Actually, the punch line is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When she finished speaking, all the men let go to get away from the incessant whining.

    Women may live longer than men, but to a married man, his life just feels longer.

  32. Ah! by hrieke · · Score: 3, Funny

    That might be true that men only think with half our brains, but since we're true engineers we've made use of our redunant head to assist us with some of our thinking!

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  33. ENIAC was more powerful than a mechanical calc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And my PDA is more powerful than both.

    (in case the comparisons are unclear, the ENIAC is the one that produced a lot of hot air)

  34. Since we (men) are brain impaired... by cachorro · · Score: 1

    That's why we often have to think with our other organs.

  35. Interesting ideas regarding sex and the brain by dukerobinson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A person's sex, as we all have noticed, tends to affect the size of that person's body. Men, of course, tending to have the larger frame, also have the larger average size skull. As much as people would like to dismiss this truth, their continues to be a correlation between an individual's skull volume and that particular individual's intelligence as measured by a variety of tests. The strange thing about these findings is that while men with larger skulls tend to be of greater intelligence than men with smaller skulls, and women with larger skulls tend to of greater intelligence than women with smaller skulls, men, as a group having larger skulls, do not tend to be of greater intelligence than women, who as a group tend to have smaller skulls. (that was quite a sentence.) It seems to be the case that women have a greater concentration of "computational" neurons than men, and that men have a greater concentration of "transportational" neurons in any given section of the brain. These neurons could be thought of in terms of processors and memory chips being the computational variety and the transportational neurons being the wires that provide for their communication. These transportational neurons, used for transmitting messages over comparitively larger distances in the brain are of obvious use to men, whose larger neural network require more interconnections in comparison to run at an efficient speed. Women who have been endowed with a larger than average skull manage to avoid the genetic instructions that require resources to be given to the wires rather than the chip, seem to make out with greater computational power, possibly at the expense of a negligable amount of speed.

    1. Re:Interesting ideas regarding sex and the brain by Zurk · · Score: 1

      so..the bigger your head is the more intelligent you are ?
      if that was true wouldnt there be some evolutionary trend towards larger and larger heads ?? pre homo sapien men were considerably larger and had more cranial capacity. they dont seem to have the extra computational capacity to go with it however.

    2. Re:Interesting ideas regarding sex and the brain by nickclarke · · Score: 1

      so women think more but men think faster?

    3. Re:Interesting ideas regarding sex and the brain by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      so..the bigger your head is the more intelligent you are ? if that was true wouldnt there be some evolutionary trend towards larger and larger heads ?? pre homo sapien men were considerably larger and had more cranial capacity. they dont seem to have the extra computational capacity to go with it however.

      Okay, I'll bite.

      Many scientists think that pre-humans were indeed smarter than us. Being smarter does not guarantee being more civilized or technologically advanced. Dolphins and blue whales both have larger, more convoluted and interconnected brains than us. It's quite possible they're more intelligent (I think so, but how do you prove it?).

      As for us evolving larger brains, our current stage of evolution is not necessarily one of upward progression. People on the whole don't pick their mates because of their big heads. Most pick them for their beauty. Beauty and intelligence are not necessarily linked.

      Very stupid people can survive in this world, and very smart people can die of starvation. Survival of the fittest doesn't apply very well to human development.

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  36. Re:huh? by dukerobinson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is the education of a person not a factor in his or her intelligence? If you are proposing that a test be developed that would measure "what if?" intelligence I say more power to you. With such a test you could tell me my intelligence in any array of possibly situations I might have lived in. Think of it! And the African-Asians..... wow they are in for a shock. Well I suppose Tiger Woods warmed them up for this. My intelligence as a barkeep in London, 1743 AD My intelligence as a caveman in the cold recesses of the north, 7000 BC My intelligence had I been a "Native American" while still living in the Siberia/Mongolia region before moving with my nomadic tribe across the Bering Straight and arriving in North America. Therefore not making me a "Native American" Wait a second..... All humans came from Africa, so that must make me an African American! Ha, listen to those damned African-Europeans not knowing what to call themselves. What ignorance! Sorry for digressing. My point was just that it is impossible to separate the environment of the individual being tested from the individual h/im/erself. Damn it we need neuter pronouns.

  37. Necessary Seinfeld Reference by yoink! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jerry: Louise! That's what's doin' it. You're no longer pre-occupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.

    George: You think?

    Jerry: Yeah. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Holds lettuce head) Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here (Pulls off tiny piece of lettuce), and the part obsessed with sex. (Shows the rest of the lettuce) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex-Louise, this previously useless lump, is now functioning for the first time in its existence. (Eats tiny piece of lettuce)


    *sigh* of course the intelligence always fails at some point.


    Jerry: Where have you been? You know, you're on next.

    George: I got lost on the way over.

    Jerry: Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

    George: What are these? (Holds test tubes to his head like antennae) Take me to your leader.

    Jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!

    George: No, the Portuguese waitress.

    Jerry: The Portuguese waitress?

    George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.


  38. Recent major science articles by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stuff that's hit AP and other news stuff like Slashdot in the last two weeks or so:

    "Size does matter"
    "Drinking proven to reduce mental competence"
    "Pot smoking worse than cigarette smoking"

    Ah, yes. Science grants. Your tax dollars at work.

  39. In related news.. by EggplantMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Men have been found to use half of their brain to think about sex at all times.

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  40. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nobody gives a fuck about people from new dehli, or anywhere, besides the US.
    Don't get me wrong, I like it that way.

  41. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately your link doesn't seem to cover what he's referring to.

    The percentage usage is based on concentrations of oxygen which are supposed to indicate usage

    Anyone know what this is about?

  42. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

    Oh really? Doh. I feel kind of bad now. Maybe he was actually talking about something valid and I am a moron.

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  43. IQ and all that by Frodo2002 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I want to add my two cents on this IQ debate. Simon and Chase and Simon did a number of studies on chess players in the 70's. Give an expert a chess position - s/he can memorize the entire board in one look. Give it to a novice chess player, s/he can memorize just a few pieces. THEN they gave the experts and novices RANDOM positions (pieces just mixed up everywhere) and there was no difference in ability to remember the position. Both the experts and novices were unable to remember more than a few pieces. The explanation is that experts have deep and complex schemas which they use to memorize large patterns and relational structures on the chess board. When they cannot use them, they are in the same position as a novice. Carry this over to the IQ test. Someone who is a mathematics expert will be able to memorize far more numbers in a random string than someone who is an expert in poetry for the same reasons mentioned above. Basically the IQ test is a test of expertise in an extremely limited range of subjects chosen mostly for historical reasons I guess.

    Second point. Someone said that humans are not naturally "rational" or words to that effect. Absolute rubbish! First of all what do you mean by "rational"? If you will accept my (and others) definition of "rational" - which is roughly ability to engage in logical reasoning ala the "scientific method" then humans are innately rational. Humans engage in hypothetico-deductive reasoning all the time just in order to function. Read Anton Lawson (1993) in Cognition and Instruction, for complete explanation.

    1. Re:IQ and all that by pato+perez · · Score: 1

      What kind of insight is that? A real chess position makes sense to a chess player, a random one doesn't. Neither makes sense to a non-player. You'd get the same results from testing how well people can memorize random strings vs. non-random strings: "the quick brown fox" vs. "cyq asongf wklan weo".

    2. Re:IQ and all that by Frodo2002 · · Score: 1

      Let me make it explicit then. An IQ test is meant to test innate brain capacity right? So for example a smarter person would have a larger short term memory capacity than a stupider person. This is tested by getting the subject to memorize a random string of numbers say. The more you can memorize, the higher your innate intelligence. THe point of the example is to argue that there can be no independent unbiased test of such a thing as short term memory. Someone who has a "gift for numbers" or who is a mathematics expert would be able to memorize more than someone who is not. Maybe the other one can memorize lots of words and infact his short term memory is better. You can try and give absolutely random combinations of stuff to reduce this effect, but I would argue that you can never remove context dependence completely. There are too many factors which can affect the outcome. I would argue that IQ tests are inherently bad at best and extremely damaging to society as a whole at worst. The ideas of memorizing random strings of stuff to measure short term memory have been discredited for 50 years. (plusminus 10 years).

    3. Re:IQ and all that by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Very cool study (chess players). Your logic on human rationality sucks however. Which disproves your point twice ;) Your definition is fine. But even if humans can be rational, doesn't mean they are. I haven't read Anton Lawson, but I suggest reading The Emotional Brain by Professor Joseph Le Doux. It's more reasonable to say that we are sophisticated emotional beings rather than rational.

    4. Re:IQ and all that by Frodo2002 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have not read "The Emotional Brain" either. I'll go and read it, and you go and read Lawson and then we will see. I never wanted to say humans act rationally all the time. I wanted to suggest that rational behaviour is one of many innate traits of humans necessary for our survival. Whether it is genetically hard-wired or fostered early in development through interaction with the surrounding environment is not worth arguing over though. Point is that it is there. Isn't it funny though how people turn off their rational thinking capabilities as soon as they see anything "scientific". :)

    5. Re:IQ and all that by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      I did find an online paper by Lawson, not read it yet.
      As for rational, I would say we are pseudo-rational. If we were capable of being completely rational, we wouldn't get conned by salespeople, politicians etc. Look up the term "junko logic".
      Some people are obviously capable of being more rational than others.
      Your note about something presented as science is a well known influence technique.
      Another very cool book is "Influence" by Robert Cialdini.

  44. Re:Not quite by oku · · Score: 1
    The correlation coefficient between IQ and academic success is something like 60% ... I believe that high IQ scores correspond to only about a 5% increase in earnings

    If have no reason to doubt your numbers, but that would suggest that academic success correlates little, if at all, with earnings. Given the salary surveys (at least here in Germany) I got a totally different impression.

    Do you have a reference?

  45. smart... by Creepy · · Score: 2

    I could be that smart... if only I'd, like, read books and stuff instead of Slashdot.

    Men would be more apt to measuring another area of their body and claiming it is 5 inches in diameter... I'm one of them.

    btw, hope you don't get brain cancer from all the rads you pumped through your skull. What were you thinking?!?

  46. What the hell by Zurgutt · · Score: 1

    has ability to remember string of numberst to do with intelligence??

  47. Re:huh? by cornjchob · · Score: 1

    Good thing that you don't need to take more bubble tests for national certs...

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  48. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You used all your brain to read the article posted above, then post one of the suggested retorts upon hearing that only 1/10 of the brain is used.

  49. If men only use half of their brains... by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    why not dedicate the other half for some seti@home work? :)

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  50. If it's all about size... by mbb39 · · Score: 1

    Are we then de-evolving in our capability for intellingence? Cromagnon man had an average brain size that was 15% larger than that of the average modern European man.

  51. Insert "are" between controls and then, thank you. by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    Nuf said

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  52. Re:Ugggh.. annoying out of context brain percentag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?