Posted by
ryuzaki0
on from the first-it-was-a-screwdriver dept.
weighn writes "The SMH has this story about an eccentric Frenchman who carries about 1300 useful items attached to his body by various means. A digital camera is mentioned, so I guess there may be some form of computing device nearby. Anyone else a bulging pocketed geek-scout?"
-- In Soviet Russia, articles before post read *you*!
When, oh when....
by
djupedal
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...do we get to moderate submissions? Given the last 24 hrs around here, it can't happen too soon.
The pain...oh, the pain of a slow news day.
Re:Who wants to bet...
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Scrameustache
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I never get those french-surrender jokes.
This is solely based on that time when they surerndered to Nazi Germany right? Well, maybe you didn't notice, but the Nazis were the most powerfull force in history at the time (they didn't start conquering the world on a double dare you know).
What I don't get is why the joke is that France always surrender...bah, chuck it up to general xenophobia I guess.
Go swear stuff to a flag while I kiss my karma goodbye...
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You can't take the sky from me...
Re:Mod this racist joke down!
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mdechene
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Yeah, but it's funny because french people surrender so they can go home to their hot wives, whereas other rascist jokes are just mean. If I had a hot wife and it was between fighting some silly war or going home to her, I'd surrender too.
I hate to break the news to you Eric, but there's a bowling alley opening up down the street from your place. Sorry man.
Re:Who wants to bet...
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packeteer
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The balkins did slow them down but it was NOT the weather. They waited too long and the weather was a problem. How can everyone get history so wrong and argue so much? What happened is simple. There was an almost sucessful assassination attempt on Hitler and he had many top military people killed.
Resistance is Futile.
In Soviet Russia, articles before post read *you*!
...do we get to moderate submissions? Given the last 24 hrs around here, it can't happen too soon.
The pain...oh, the pain of a slow news day.
I never get those french-surrender jokes.
This is solely based on that time when they surerndered to Nazi Germany right? Well, maybe you didn't notice, but the Nazis were the most powerfull force in history at the time (they didn't start conquering the world on a double dare you know).
What I don't get is why the joke is that France always surrender...bah, chuck it up to general xenophobia I guess.
Go swear stuff to a flag while I kiss my karma goodbye...
You can't take the sky from me...
Yeah, but it's funny because french people surrender so they can go home to their hot wives, whereas other rascist jokes are just mean. If I had a hot wife and it was between fighting some silly war or going home to her, I'd surrender too.
Karma: Not Particularly Funny.
I don't have 1300 useful items in my whole house.
I hate to break the news to you Eric, but there's a bowling alley opening up down the street from your place. Sorry man.
The balkins did slow them down but it was NOT the weather. They waited too long and the weather was a problem. How can everyone get history so wrong and argue so much? What happened is simple. There was an almost sucessful assassination attempt on Hitler and he had many top military people killed.
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