Report from the ACM DRM Workshop
Anonymous Coward writes "There's open skepticism from researchers about the ability of DRM to solve Hollywood's copy protection problems. Read Edward Felten's review here... Papers from the workshop are available online as well."
All you /. CS majors with any half-assed knowledge should go work on DRM projects. We will flood the job-market with DRM security specialists, who are secret /. agents. Why?
/. agents, you will implement the algorithm poorly in the great tradition of software engineering. You will then leak the information to /. as an Anonymous Coward. But we will all know you are a /. secret agent.
/. doesn't have a Q (RIP Desmond Llewelyn), you will have to pick up your secret agent gadgets at Best Buy.
Because you will all go out there and proliferate great pieces of trite on how your algorithm is the greatest thing since the chastity belt. Heck it could even be the perfect DRM algorithm. But remember you are all secret
Sorry,
Sig Nazi- "No Sig for you, come back 1 year."
You hate Van Halen? Okay, that's just unacceptable...
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)