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Ellen Feiss Interview

Posted by michael on from the did-you-know-that-there-are-mugs-with-your-face-on-them dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The Wait is over! Ellen Feiss's interview is up! And she really was on drugs, (well, allergy meds.)" She's, like, going to be traumatized about this forever, like.

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  1. Wow. by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Slashdotted already... *beep beep beep*

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  2. And it was a really good website too... by ellem · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But I just tried to login and my computer went beep beep beep beep and like everything was gone. And I was like, "Duh." And so I had write new HTML but I had to rush so it wasn't as good. And it was a really good website too...

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  3. Ellen Feiss is dying. by grub · · Score: 1, Redundant


    Fact: Ellen Feiss is dying

    We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Ellen Feiss is dying.

    You don't need to be Kreskin to predict Ellen Feiss's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Ellen Feiss faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Ellen Feiss because Ellen Feiss is dying. Things are looking very bad for Ellen Feiss. As many of us are already aware, Ellen Feiss continues to lose brain matter. Open track marks gush a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Famed Apple executive Steve Jobs states that there are 7000 "Ellen Feiss" fan sites on the internet. How many fan sites to Yo-Yo Ma there? Let's see. The number of Ellen Feiss versus Yo-Yo Ma posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Yo-Yo Ma visitors. Hamilton Morris posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Yo-Yo Ma posts. Therefore there are about 700 stories about Hamilton Morris. A recent article put DJ Qbert at about 80 percent of the scratch music market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Hamilton Morris follower. This is consistent with the number of DJ Qbert Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Ellen Feiss, abysmal results on her hair analysis tests and so on, Jentry Poss is nowhere to be found . Now Gautam Godse is also dead,his corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Ellen Feiss has steadily declined in internet fan sites. Ellen Feiss is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Ellen Feiss is to survive at all it will be among stoners, hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. Ellen Feiss continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Ellen Feiss is dead

    Fact: Ellen Feiss is dying

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