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Building Your Own Hobbit Hole
Alien54 writes "Sometimes people go too far in being a fan of a great movie or of a great book. Now you can be the proud owner of a Hobbit Hole. The site offers basic plans, as well as technical resources. For example, one thing you might want to consider in your planning is Large Elliptical Precast Concrete Pipe."
Glad you asked.
10. Avoid the Holiday rush -- which officially begins on November 29th.
9. Episode 2 is NOT YET OUT.
8. Compact form-factor.
7. Lower heating and cooling costs.
6. sportable. (semi-portable).
5. Random visits from grey wizards and querrulous dwarves.
4. Gives Twister a hole new sexual closeness.
3. Wines from the sixteenth century (now valued at millions a bottle) in the basement.
2. It's new -- with the exception of a single ten-acre area, there is no hobbit hole in the WORLD. Be the first on your block?
Hell, be the first on your continent
And the NUMBER ONE reason for buying a HOBBIT HOLE today:
1. MORTGAGE HAS 2002 DATE. This is NEARLY A YEAR of tax deductions. Unpresidented!!
Nobody old is going to build one of these because
they'd feel too stupid, and nobody young is going
to build one of these because they are already
spending all their money on fartpipes and wheels
for their hondas so they can pretend they are
"fast and furious". I don't see a market for this.
The most important thing any republican needs to know.
woot you get bonus props for good memory and good taste :)
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?