24 Hours Of Beethoven's 9th Symphony

Ermintrude the Flying Cow writes "Ever wonder what "Ode to Joy" would sound like if stretched to 24 hours? Now you can find out. 9 Beet Stretch is the result of running Beethoven's 9th Symphony in a digital stretching program, turning the one hour piece into a 24 hour attention span acid test. Thankfully, for those of us who know our limits, it's been cut into 19 parts."

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This could be as much fun

[TerryAtWork]

as watching grass grow....

Ever wonder ?

[tmark]

Ever wonder what "Ode to Joy" would sound like if stretched to 24 hours?

Uhh, no ?

Re:Ever wonder ?

[Kipper the Llama]

I did, then the pot wore off.

suicide scherzo

[nastro]

Yet another way to get little Alex to try to off himself, O my brothers.

19?

[limekiller4]

I just gotta know... Why 19 parts? Not 24? Not 48. Not 12. WHY 19?? I could see if they cordoned off each file to represent a fixed timelength of music, which would result in different filesizes, and thus the count would be screwy, but even that isn't the case.

Re:19?

[NeoSkandranon]

If they were worried about musical value and meaning, they wouldnt have stretched a classical masterpiece horribly out of shape =p

24 seconds.

[Trusty Penfold]

It would be better compressed to 24 seconds - the neighbourhood dogs would go apeshit.

It's okay.....

[Newer Guy]

But it drags a bit....

Re:What?

[Yebyen]

Seems to me they must've been looking for something fun to slashdot. "24 solid hours of music? That'll go down like CowboyNeal's Mom in a cheezy porn flick!"

Err, Isn't That What You Don't Want?

[Myriad]

Why do content producers insist on using RealAudio? Give me a real player and I'll listen to to the stream. I'm not installing spyware on my machine.

Isn't the Real Player precisely what you are trying to avoid? :)

Change the freakin name!

[AltImage]

At 24 hours, I don't think "Ode to Joy" is really appropriate anymore.

Then again, isn't an ode a song or poem in remembrance to something lost? In that case it may be all too fitting.

Re:I have only one question...

[alfaiomega]

I have only one question... Why?

Finally someone who has more time on their hands than I do.

Because you're so busy posting such "Why?" questions?

Next up: 4'33" by John Cage.

[Blaede]

Oughta be good.

Re:how's the stretch come out?

[Salsaman]

Well, I am streaming it now, but I don't hear anything at all. Seems as if they have slowed it down so much it's below the audible range...

So this is how Kubrik did it !?!

[corvi42]

Wow, this sounds exactly like the opening 20 minutes of blackness to 2001! Now we finally know what Kubrik was doing - he was torturing a reel-to-reel copy of Beethoven's Ninth, cool!

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[Dr. Awktagon]

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(Before you mod down, remember, this is ART.)

Just killing ...

[mtec]

time :)

i'm thinking no

[plateau]

If Beethoven sounds like Ligeti when slowed, does Ligeti sound like Beethoven when sped up?

I did this with a Natalie Portman jpeg

[wackybrit]

I took one of those pictures of Natalie Portman topless on the beach, enlarged it to 50,000 by 50,000 pixels, and I spend my days nestled about 3,000 pixels into her left nipple. It's a really nice place.

Re:Brian Eno

[Andrewkov]

Wow, I always wanted to simulate the pain and drug induced fuzzyness of being stuck in a hospital bed while imobilized in a cast. Now I can!!

Re:sssssoooouuuunnndddsss iiiinnnnttteeerreeessstt

[Cruciform]

Ah! My freakin' eyes!

Re:sssssoooouuuunnndddsss iiiinnnnttteeerreeessstt

[10am-bedtime]

there is a typo: tttttooooo should be tttttoooooooooo.

you're welcome.

thi

Re:Yet Another Way...

[MonTemplar]

Beethoven's response: "Speak Up! I'm deaf, you know!" :)

Sorry, but it had to be said...

Re:I have only one question...

[GNUman]

SETI signals, space noise ambience... how about:

cat /proc/kcore > /dev/dsp

Now, that's something different =)