Tornado in a Can

Posted by michael on Wednesday December 11, 2002 @07:38AM from the it's-a-little-breezy-in-here-honey dept.

geyser writes "What stuff matters more than a device that can tear things apart? Frank Polifka has a patent on his Windhexe device that creates a tornado force wind. Besides pulverizing concrete, it can pulverize small objects including jelly fish, and chicken feet without destroying the organic compounds. The chickens don't like it. Is this really a prototype Quake weapon? I could only find newspaper articles about the device. Has anyone seen it in action and can you give us a first hand report?"

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I saw it firsthand by fulldecent · 2002-12-11 08:16 · Score: 0, Flamebait

I saw it firsthand: your mom was a tornado in bed last night.

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Re:Nutritional value by Dodger_ · 2002-12-11 08:24 · Score: 0, Flamebait

No, I think he meant that he's a dumbshit.

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