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Tornado in a Can
geyser writes "What stuff matters more than a device that can tear things apart? Frank Polifka has a patent on his Windhexe device that creates a tornado force wind. Besides pulverizing concrete, it can pulverize small objects including jelly fish, and chicken feet without destroying the organic compounds. The chickens don't like it. Is this really a prototype Quake weapon? I could only find newspaper articles about the device. Has anyone seen it in action and can you give us a first hand report?"
This again proves that it's not a degree or an education, but thinking outside the box that will move technology forward.
Fantasy remains a human right; we make in our measure and in our derivative mode... -- JRR Tolkien
It sounds a bit like James Dyson's vacuum cleaner.
;o)
http://www.dyson.co.uk/.
One shudders to think what teenage boys might get up to with it
Actually the point about the jelly fish is that it could pulverize them while keeping the useful bits intact (the collagen, etc.). So far, from what I understand, that's the only way found so far that can extract the useful organic compounds economically.
"Actually, I enjoyed this in the same vague, horrible way I enjoyed the A-Team" P. Opus
Don't even get me started on the contents of haggis!
Things such as this are what the patent system was designed for. This is a legitimate 'new' device that performs a 'new' function that was previously unavailable - and it deserves a patent.
Of course, someone will hook it up to a computer and obtain a new patent for 'Method of using a tornado in a can with a computer'
Oh well, something may never change.
It does not matter what you do, it's wrong.
Instead of dumping raw sewage into the oceans, it can be powderized and dumped into fields where it can actually act as fertilizer, or be used in other industrial applications.
I mean, c'mon, if this can handle chicken blood and guts, sewage is a natural. This would be fantastic for the environment.
And you wonder what they put in your food.. Oh boy! a powdered chicken head and feet milkshake! And it's nutritious too!
You know some guy down at the sewer treatment plant is saying "hey Larry.. I'll bet I could convince someone that its food.."
I think it's about time I start shopping at the farmer's market...
Isn't feeding ground up cow parts back to cows one of the suspected causes of Mad Cow Disease? And now we can feed ground up chicken parts back to chickens and presumably humans. Great.
I believe some landfills use waste methane to produce power. Perhaps by pulverizing waste and feeding it into a digester you could produce enough power to smash the waste in the first place? =) And the remaining byproduct could be sold as cheap fertilizer.
I just hope the dried meal they make from chicken parts isn't fed to other chickens (and hopefully they aren't doing the same with cows on the beef meal made - surely we learned that lesson - then again, look at everything else)...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
Certainly no-one aware of the problems associated with prion diseases will want more mechanically reclaimed meat.
in Mystery Men.
It's the ultimate in non-lethal weaponry.
The alternative is even more stifling.
The inventor - seeing that his invention could too easily be copied by a large multinational - decides not to risk money for nothing, but instead goes back to his real job, farming.
No invention. No innovation.
We see a lot of this kind of behavior in the software industry today. Microsoft has made such a business of stealing other people's useful ideas, there isn't much innovation left anymore - outside of the hundreds of freeware grad-student projects that makes up the backbone of Gnu/Open Source/Linux.
Now I am not defending the joke software patents have become either, where adding "...with a computer!" is considered "innovation" by our rubber stamp patent office. But some degree of protection is needed, including both a comment period and a looser pays system for claims.
Effectively the problem with patents is twofold:
1] It is too easy to get a bogus patent, with which you can bully people who don't have the legal resources to fight your ludicrous claim.
2] It is too easy for large companies to simply ignore small patents, knowing that judges are very reluctant to enforce the law against them (it's not just Microsoft that gets this kind of special treatment, Intel is famous for this).
Simply put, if it's broken down to the molecular level, a Prion will still get ya.
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