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Apple Hawks Madonna iPods

danamania writes "Apple's latest promotion is a gimmick with Madonna, Tony Hawk or Beck's signature, or a No Doubt logo, on an iPod. It seems Apple's really pushing the iPod as a too-cool fashion accessory as much as a too-cooler MP3 player... is Maddie's signature worth an extra USD49 over the standard iPod?" Instead of $50 for the engraved signature, you can spend $20 to print "Madonna's Signature" in beautiful Helvetica.

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  1. Increased value? by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could it not argue that having Madonna's signature on your iPod would decrease the value?

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    1. Re:Increased value? by tangledweb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would not mind an iPod, but this is a stupid idea. Most of the people stupid enough to want a pointless celebrity endorsement on their purchases are too young for an iPod.

      Star Wars lunch boxes sell well to the to young to know any better, but I don't think many in this demographic have the spending power for consumer electonics.

      The only positive side I see is that surely some or all of the people they pick will turn out really unpopular. There has to be an iPod equivalent of the Jar Jar Binks lunch box.

      I picture the price list this way:
      Madonna iPod $349
      Regular iPod $299
      Mariah Carey iPod $149 (with bonus laser/bubblejet printable sticker slightly larger than signature)

  2. Coming soon .... by binaryDigit · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Cowboy Neal autographed iPod (really just a big X marked in crayon).

  3. At first, the engraved iPOD seemed superfluous.... by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But then I realized, of course, that we're living in a Material World.

    Does this mean Steve Jobs is a Material Girl?

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    The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
  4. I'm waiting for the Hulk Hogan model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    RED AND YELLOW, brutha! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you! Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and use your Mac.

  5. How Much... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 3, Funny


    ...for one molested by Madonna's dog?

    No. Seriously.

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    GeneralEmergency
    1. Re:How Much... by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Madonna's dog

      Sean Penn or Guy Ritchie?

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  6. why? by neo8750 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    why would anyone do this? if they are a die hard fan they will mostlikely try for the real thing not just cheap engraved fake. I don't see why a person would waste 50 dollars more on this.

    1. Re:why? by MQBS · · Score: 5, Funny

      Err, the real thing? Since when does Madonna carry around a laser-engraver with her? Maybe Beck has one. I wouldn't put it past him.

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      The dream reveals the reality which conception lags behind. That is the horror of life- the terror of art. -Franz Kafka
  7. Devo by jgalun · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am holding out for the limited edition Devo iPod.

    Whip it! Whip it good!

  8. Including Music by Fubar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wouldn't be surprised to see Apple start shipping iPods with 'special tracks' from artists.

    I bet the RIAA wold love that.

  9. Madonna iPod by binaryDigit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Beware the Madonna iPod, every time you turn around it will shed its outer cover. Plus instead of a blank pause, it will insist on playing "Material Girl" and/or "Like A Virgin" between all your tracks.

  10. Rumor has it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple will engrave Anonymous Coward for only $19.95!

  11. I don't understand this by sweetooth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would anyone want an iPod with a printed signature or logo. I understand branding etc, but with signatures most people don't care unless it is real. Also, for the price you could get it engraved with your own custom item makeing the iPod unique. That seems much more practical to me. Then at a later date when you happen to be at a coffee shop in London and Madonna forgets her purse again you can get her to autograph her iPod when she asks to borrow two pounds for that cake she is buying for her kid.
    http://english.planetarabia.com/content/arti cle.cf m/103366/115819

    1. Re:I don't understand this by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why does anybody buy Nikes when there are higher quality shoes out there? Why do you buy the "name brand" vegetables in a can when the store brand taste the same? Why do the masses want Clariton when the generic does the same thing?

      People like branded things - people like to think their "version" of an item is somehow better. The fact that Woz signed my IIgs doens't mean it ran any faster, but it was still cool to have. It's just a function of society to want something we view as "unique".

  12. RIAA and such by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't some of Madonna's newest CD's made with one of the new copy protection schemes? Doesn't it seem strange for her to be supporting the ipod while her music can't be played on it?

  13. My Opinion by OverlordQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personally, I dont really see what's wrong with this. It's just like having a signed by . Hardcore fans pay good money for 'autographed' items.

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  14. Other iPods... by UnixRevolution · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Iron Maiden iPod... The Metallica iPod (just the irony makes it worth $50 more), the Devo iPod, and of course...

    The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince iPod.

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    1. Re:Other iPods... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny
      .. The Metallica iPod

      As an added bonus, the Metallica iPod play mostly static interspersed with Lars Ulrich screaming "YOU FUCKING MUSIC PIRATES".

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  15. Should have music pre-loaded by johnkeyes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This would make more sense if the iPod came preloaded with a bunch of music from the artist whose name is engraved.

  16. Anyone notice this? by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the iPod site:

    Display your favorite contacts and appointments.


    Anybody else find that a bit strange, I'd prefer it to show all of my contacts and appointments.
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  17. If a tree... by galego · · Score: 5, Funny

    fell on Madonna in the forest and someone recorded the audio, could I get that preloaded on my iPod instead?

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    1. Re:If a tree... by MonTemplar · · Score: 5, Funny

      It happened already. What, you mean you haven't heard Die Another Day yet? :)

      MT.

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  18. sounds like a gimmick but it is interesting.... by smd4985 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    because i'm sure all these artists understand that the iPod is often used to store illegally obtained music files. can this be construed as tacit approval? what would hilary rosen say?

    or perhaps musicians realize that like the VCR the iPod MAY encourage piracy but it has plenty of non-infringing uses. just like gnutella....

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  19. Mac Plus w/ Jobs' name by yroJJory · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've got a slew of Mac Plusses with Steve Jobs' signature engraved inside and it didn't cost me $50 on top of the original $4000.

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  20. Re:OK by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because Marketing, two chimps and a wolverine, at Apple went to "focus groups" (the three idiots that thought Performa was a strong name) and they said, "I will buy something with Madonna's scrawl on it."

    And thus there was crap on the shiny back of an iPod to be covered in the thumb prints of day to day use.

    (I have a 20GB iPod - Back gets all printy fast)

  21. Re:But by ipjohnson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think the clean look ever really goes out it just becomes less of a fad. Besides I'm sure apple will come out with a "hippie" version soon that comes in a multi colored cases and a roach clip on the back ;-)

  22. Just great... by Yoje · · Score: 3, Funny

    First the RIAA will sue me for attempting to put MP3s on my iPod; then Madonna, No Doubt, and Beck will sue me for attempting to steal their iPods. "Why yes officer, that is my iPod, see, that's my signature right there."

  23. Ok, so how long... by Quixadhal · · Score: 4, Funny

    before we can get our favourite pr0n image engraved on it? No, I'm not nescessarily suggesting that Madonna be involved...

  24. Nerd iPods by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    /.Pod - slashdots any computer that you hook up to it. Keeps on wanting to be "beowoulf clustered" with iPods of the opposite gender (but of course is lucky to even get them to acknowledge it).

    K&RPod - Trse UsrIntFace, very flexible though

    GPLPod - If you sing along, you must record your singing and distribute the original song along with your singing.

    M$Pod/SonyPod/RIAAPod - You hate it because you have to.

    CaseModPod - iPod with glear plastic case, neon kit, chipped cpu w/water cooling

  25. Re:Hawking? by l1gunman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nope... guess again. The use of "hocking" as you suggest refers to leaving something with a pawn broker in exchange for a "loan". Derived from one of its meanings as "last resort". Hawking means, among other things, peddling, usually accompanied by a loud noise or shouting. Sheesh, don't any of you guys read anything besides slashdot! ;-)

  26. Think Different, Godammit! by MonTemplar · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'd have one of the following :

    Kevin Mitnick edition iPod (plays music, DOSes your iMac).

    Hillary Rosen edition iPod (plays nothing, shops you to the Feds for file-sharing)

    Nick Cave edition iPod (plays music, but you hear only silence)

    Satan edition iPod (plays music in reverse, you hear voices telling you to 'do it! do it!')

    MT.

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    1. Re:Think Different, Godammit! by MonTemplar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I want the rarest iPod in the world: the one signed by Bill Gates.

      I hear he was drunk at the time.


      So was Steve Ballmer, that's why your music gets interspersed with whooping, hollering, and chants of "Developer! Developer! Developer!" :)

      MT.

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      -MT.
  27. Who will do this? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Bland trust-fund kids?

    How about ipods in *different colors*?? It worked for the iMac, and is a better choice than the signature of the 'flavor of the month'. Cmon, THINK DIFFERENT, indeed.

    Better yet, a clear, removable face plate that can cover photos or art of your OWN MAKING.

    That sounds more like Apple to me...

  28. Re:But by nfotxn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, your Nomad will look just as pleebian as ever and Apple will sell new iPods with more features and new avant guarde styling.

    And people will buy them. That's the powerful combination of technology and fashion which Apple's more recent success is almost entirely due to.

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  29. None of you understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm posting this anonymously to protect my job. Not that they'll fire me or anything, but why risk it?

    For several years, we (Apple) have been working on ways of customizing computers and electronics. It all started back in the Power Mac Cube days, when we were looking into new injection molding processes. That worked okay, but we got a lot of flak from customers who thought the mold lines in the plastic looked like cracks.

    Now we're looking at custom laser engraving, trying to figure out ways to get the cost down to less than a dollar per square inch. The idea is that you will be able to order your laptop with anything at all engraved on the surface: your name, a logo, a picture of your kids, whatever.

    This little promo is just some of the runoff from that work.

    Oh, and incidentally, Apple isn't doing this for the money. I don't want to say anything else too specific, but there's more going on between Apple and these artists than just this. Expect to see more interesting things in the coming months.

    1. Re:None of you understand this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, it's a hell of a lot more interesting than that. And I'm astounded that nobody's guessed it yet.

      See, the deal is that Apple's management-- Steve more than anybody else, really-- sees the record companies kinda dropping the ball. People are happy with MP3-quality music, and they want to be able to buy it over the Internet. Current systems for doing that just suck. Since Apple controls .Mac, the OS, iTunes, the iPod, and QuickTime 6/AAC, they're the only ones who are in a position to make a real end-to-end, easy-to-use digital music distribution system happen.

      In the future, you'll (assuming we can cut a deal with Apple Records on that nasty trademark matter) be able to plug you iPod into your Mac, browse a library of songs via iTunes, and download them directly to your iPod over broadband or AirPort. Micro-payment (well, semi-micro; on the order of a dollar per song) will be handled through the .Mac "one click" system, which Apple licensed from Amazon and already uses in iPhoto for buying photographic prints on line. The only DRM will be the stuff we've already go built into the iPod that makes it inconvenient, though of course not impossible, to copy music off of it once it's been put on.

      When we go live with this-- which we're hoping to do by the end of next year at the latest-- we're going to need some big names. That's why we've been talking to Madonna, No Doubt, Beck, Dave Matthews Band, Moby, and some others.

      Basically Apple is trying to do an end-run around the record companies and the RIAA. It's not done yet, and it may not work, but the foundation is there and all that's really left is to sort out the legal details.

      If anybody finds out I've posted this, I'm out of a job, and I'll probably end up with my ass in court. Hope this "anonymous coward" thing works as advertised.

    2. Re:None of you understand this by MonTemplar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ooooh, is there a 'Britney Spears' signed mp3 player "in the coming months"?... :D

      More to the point, will it refuse to play in proximity to a Christina Aguialera or Justin Timberlake edition player? :)

      MT.

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      -MT.
  30. Only $20 by mattvd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it looks like you get $30 off at checkout.

  31. IANAT but... Why is this slashdotworthy? by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was cool when the iPod was the first easily usable MP3 player with a hard drive that fit in a small space. It was cool when they got linux support. It might've been cool if it was engraved with RMS' signature or CowboyNeal's, or even maybe Steve Jobs'. But remind me one more time why I, a geek/nerd/this/that/whatever, care about this? IANATroll, but this has gone a little too far with the 'slashvertisements'.

    Ah well. I can see my karma dropping now. Mods, do your worst...

    --j

  32. Unique iPod-only, artist-specific content? by uucee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This could be cool (rather, worth the money) if Apple and the artists' labels got together and offered unique and compelling content only available for the signature-series iPods. Instead of pushing this as a logo gimmick, maybe selling "a year-long subscription to content only available to these iPods" would make the offer appealing.

  33. Re:OK by archeopterix · · Score: 3, Funny
    You might be correct, but just watch Apple sell a million of these.
    I'd love to watch it, but I'm currently on the lookout for The Grand Flying Pig Squadron coming to my town this month.
  34. Re:"Maddie"?! by Frymaster · · Score: 3, Funny
    She has one name all her professional life and now she has a nickname too? ...Isn't that just a little ridiculous?


    and your real name is "Wee"?

  35. No no no! by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny

    They need an Ellen Fiess edition!

  36. Old technology by El · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't it a heckova lot cooler to use flexible displays or electronic paper wrapped around the iPod so you could customize the external appearance yourself? Skins for physical devices -- now THAT is cool!

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  37. How about uploading art? by phong3d · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would be pretty interesting to be able to upload a black-and-white GIF or perhaps some similarly colored vector graphics to have engraved on the back. That sounds like the next obvious step after this pre-made designs and text customization.

  38. One iPod to Rule Them All by orpheus2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a friend who asked Apple if they would take a custom TrueTypeFont to engrave. Namely, a TTF for Quenya, and have it engraved in the language of Mordor:

    Ash iPod durbatulúk, ash iPod gimbatul,
    ash iPod thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

    Apple said no; a pity. I would have liked to have seen The One iPod

    1. Re:One iPod to Rule Them All by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Black Tongue of Mordor? Nah, someone might stick it in a fire to see if it glows.

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  39. I'd pay extra for Hilary Rosen's signature iPod by Rai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or a portable DivX player with a picture of Jack Valenti on it.

  40. What if I lost my iPod by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if I lost my iPod and someone found it and returned it to Tony Hawk?

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  41. iPods I'd like to see by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Madonna iPod--changes the style of its interface every year and half just for shock value
    • Tony Hawk iPod--comes with wheels and requires elbow pads and helmet
    • No Doubt iPod--plays nothing but funky ska/reggae and constantly inserts references to your ex's in songs
    • Beck iPod--error messages that say "You're a loser baby, so why don't you kill me."
    • Milli Vanilli iPod--claims to be an iPod, but really is only a 32MB Diamond rio.
    • Britney Spears iPod--the sound quality only is only good if you're under twelve, and has buttons so big you'd swear they weren't real.
    • P Diddy iPid--We all know it's really just the Puff Daddy iPod. Who are they trying to fool?
    • J Lo iPod--useful as a wedding gift for a couple you know will last less than a year.
    • George Michael iPod--has special ports for jacking into public restrooms.
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  42. Re:But by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Two years from now, my Nomad Jukebox 5gb (c. 1956) will still nice-looking due to it's timeless design.

    Industrial design is a funny thing. I'm not sure I agree that the "brushed-metal-look-plastic and primary colour bezel" look is any more valid (in the long run) than any other choice out there. It may depend on how one defines "timeless", but I'm not sure the current Creative or Panasonic designs are necessarily timeless. Of course, only time will tell.

    Both are relatively recent takes on a look that has been around for some time. My first personal cassette player was a tiny Toshiba that was rounded-rectangular, brushed silver with black trim. Very iPod like for the time. That was close to 20 years ago.

    Not to mention the creative also offers the NOMAD Jukebox Zen, which is aimed directly at the value-oriented would-be iPod buyer.

    Creative is doing what most companies do: creating brand-recognition through design and style, while offering enough of a departure (read: copying other successful styles) to pick up the margin customers.

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