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Old Age Simulator

Posted by michael on from the strap-on dept.

quackking writes "Tired of being young and healthy? Now you can simulate your own old age. This story describes a sensory-modification suit which, among other things, selectively blocks out certain sound frequencies, and lets you experience arthritis."

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  1. Umm you got it all backwards... by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If only they invented something to make old people feel young, then maybe I'd throw in my 2 cents into their IPO.

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  2. Riiiight... by long_john_stewart_mi · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So what happens when a senior citizen tries this thing? They die???

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