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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines

An anonymous reader writes "There is a new Quicktime Trailer avalible for Terminator 3 up and avalible to download. Features include shiny chrome, blue LED's a-plenty and a few seconds of a CGI'ed army of Terminators." Looks like a pretty fun movie.

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  1. I won't ever see this one by ekrout · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are *some* disadvantages to having a girlfriend.

    Oh well, I'm sure You've Got Mail II will be pretty cool.

    Sigh.

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    1. Re:I won't ever see this one by image · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Oh well, I'm sure You've Got Mail II will be pretty cool.

      Ha. Although I suspect it will be called You've Got Mailer.

      Or, You've Got More Mail.

      No wait, I Still Know You've Got Mail.

      Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

    2. Re:I won't ever see this one by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "There are *some* disadvantages to having a girlfriend."

      Shh! Don't admit you won't see it because of a girlfriend, call it an MPAA boycott!

    3. Re:I won't ever see this one by LFS.Morpheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was thinking You've Got Spam, but I guess that'd be the name of a porn movie.

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    4. Re:I won't ever see this one by loconet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ha. Although I suspect it will be called You've Got Mailer.

      For a sec I read .... "You've got to nail her"

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    5. Re:I won't ever see this one by tezzery · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on baby.. the new robot is a girl. this movie empowers women!..

      (it's worth a try)

  2. Obligatory Slashdotting joke ... by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Terminator 4: Skynet gets Slashdotted"

  3. I hear.. by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 3, Funny

    In this one Arnold passes a kidney stone made of pure medal.

    1. Re:I hear.. by delstar+dotstar · · Score: 2, Funny

      No - iss leekwit medal.

  4. Re:T3 Looks ShitE by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the fact that the new "girl" bot looks a regression of design versus the t1000.

    I don't know about you, but if that's a regression, I'm all in favor of them sliding further and further backwards.

  5. Modders by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Features include shiny chrome, blue LED's a-plenty
    So someone case modded a T1000?
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  6. Re:Budget by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    with a budget like $150 M they can actually build a real, functional skynet and instead of making a movie, make the whole series a self-fulfilling prophecy. ;-P

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  7. Re:More movie reviews / trailers / etc??? by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well its news for nerds, and nerds love famous fictitious characters. No, its true. I just got back from LOTR, and there were people dressed up in star trek outfits and someone else had a lightsaber! I'm like what fucking movie did you guys think you were seeing? Its like they just want to congregate and dress up to show how nerdy they are. But I shouldn't complain, cause I like to laugh.

  8. Re:Err, Maybe It Should Be Terminator 2.5 by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only difference is newer special effects and the evil terminator is a buxom blonde, with big breasts, and wearing a tight red leather outfit.

    I'm betting it tops $100 million in the first weekend.

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  9. Trained in destroying. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Its trained in destroying other cybernetic organisms."

    You mean, it takes T-1000's and sends them off to be on the X-Files?

    I'd hardly call that "destroying".

    But then, I'd call anyone who could banish a T-800 to the world of Last Action Hero to be one mean bitch.

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  10. Progression of sequels... by nemo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Terminator: Human protects Sarah from Terminator
    Terminator2: Terminator protects Sarah+John from advanced Terminator
    Terminator3: Terminator protects John from Barbie.

  11. Re:only that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why does the movie industry have to pimp a franchise until it runs out of money, but at the cost of running out of charm too?


    I agree. What the hell is up with making another Lord of the Rings sequel? The original movie was just fine and I think it ended clearly and left no loose ends. Frodo takes the ring off the Mount Doom with Sam and throws it in the lava pit to rid the world of that evil and the other guys (don't know their names... the elf guy and the guy from Indiana Jones and the other dude with the beard) can just go off back to their own people and live happily ever after. Why do all these movies have to be dragged out into 2 or 3 sequels these days? It destroys the franchise and makes the original that much less interesting. Could you imagine if they did this idiotic shit with books? Who would buy a book when they KNOW there's going to be two others they'll have to buy to finish the story?

  12. Re:Kristanna Loken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The machines aren't the only thing rising! Whew!

  13. Hasta la Vista, Arnie... by Maul · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stop terminating a dead horse.

    Seriously, though, I don't understand why they are making this movie, or at least why they are making it the way they are now.

    First off, Arnold is a bit too old now. 5-8 years ago, maybe it could have happened. Not now, though, despite the massive amounts of makeup.

    Second off, looks like they are just turning this into a cheeseball cliche action movie. Very little originality, lots of mindless action, special effects, and the obligatory hot chick.

    Now, the trailor gives away very little except that the machines have sent thier latest robot back in time to kill us. The original Terminator must also go back to stop that machine. Sounds a lot like the Plot of Terminator 2.

    I might be wrong. It might end up being a good movie. I just doubt it.

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  14. Really bad by geek · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the future we will be hunted by teenage blondes that look like Buffy the vampire slayer.

    This movie is going to be a joke. No James Cameron is bad enough, but making Buffy the vampire slayer into the terminator is just over the top.

    Yes I know it's not the real Buffy chick, but honestly, does it matter? It's the same cliche.

    1. Re:Really bad by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 3, Funny
      In the future we will be hunted by teenage blondes that look like Buffy the vampire slayer.
      Freeze me now, thaw me then...
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  15. There's no subtext here, honest! by duck_prime · · Score: 5, Funny
    There are *some* disadvantages to having a girlfriend.
    Yes, like wasting time trying to think of sly ways to advertise the fact on Slashdot.

    ;)
  16. So you don't like Terminator 3, huh? by duck_prime · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just watched the trailer and am quite disappointed!
    I hear Terminator 3.11 is going to be awesome.
    1. Re:So you don't like Terminator 3, huh? by medscaper · · Score: 5, Funny
      I hear Terminator 3.11 is going to be awesome.

      Yeah, and 36D should be enough for anyone.

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  17. Behind the scenes of the T3 trailer... by hubbah · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is how I heard it:

    Voiceover: The machines will RISE this July...
    Screenwriters: But we're completely out of ideas!
    Voiceover: Please watch it on July 2nd.
    Ahnuld: I'm old.
    Screenwriters: Bigger explosions, more tits... We were on a deadline!
    Voiceover: Pretty please... There are more explosions...
    Ahnuld: I'm old and cuddly. Hear me whimper!
    Voiceover: At theatres everywhere.

    Hey, what if there was a movie about aliens coming from the future to prevent Ahnuld from becoming the outspoken governor of California some years on? Oh, wait... this is that movie. Spoiler/Prediction: The aliens blunder by immediately ending Ahnuld's already-tepid acting career, thereby inadvertently hastening his political ascendance.

    Ahnuld: I'm old. Vote for me.

  18. Re:Or... 1.5? by Dimensio · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if they'll introudce a plot device as outlandish and unbelievable as Cyberdyne keeping offsite backups.

    Naah. Too unbelievable.

  19. Re:on the bright side... check out her OS. by Zak3056 · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://www.apple.com/switch

    So, like, I tried to sent an assassin robot back in time and it was like "beep beep..."

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  20. Re:identical terminators unwise by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Funny

    yes, the added advantage that a female Terminator could have certain psychological advantages in manipulating humans over a male terminator.

    Notwithstanding how stupid this conversation really is, I have to wonder if a psychological advantage is needed when you have missiles flying out of your arms?

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  21. Holy Fuck by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are we going to do this, or is a boycott just vaporware?

    I think I speak for everyone on Slashdot when I say, "We?"

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  22. To all of you who say "It's just like the others" by Robber+Baron · · Score: 5, Funny
    From thearnoldfans.com:

    Like all Terminators, Kristanna Loken WILL arrive naked.


    Howzat!
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  23. Oddly appropriate error message: by Sits · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was watching the trailer and about three quarters of the way through it crashed with the following:
    Abnormal Termination Error
    How apt.

  24. Scandinavian Women by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm just curious.
    As you may or may not know, the actory playing the T-X is norwegian.

    Do scandinavian women appear as exotic to Americans? For a native norwegian I get a disturbing notion that the T-X is just about to tell the weather forecast or work in the state financial committee. Personally I think this makes her even more scary.

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  25. In T4... by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 2, Funny

    John Connor is rescued by Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future.

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  26. Re:only that by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But J-Lo has quite a nice ass, can you say the same thing about LotR or Harry Potter? :-)

  27. For those that don't have audio... by Hard_Code · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...here is the transcript of the trailer:

    In A.D. 2101
    War was beginning.
    Sarah Connor: What happen ?
    Kyle Reese: Somebody set up us the nuclear bomb.
    John Connor: We get signal.
    Sarah Connor: What !
    John Connor: Main screen turn on.
    Sarah Connor: It's You !!
    Terminator: How are you gentlemen !!
    Terminator: All your base are belong to us.
    Terminator: You are on the way to destruction.
    Sarah Connor: What you say !!
    Terminator: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Terminator: HA HA HA HA .... stalavista
    Sarah Connor: Take off every 'zig' !!
    Sarah Connor: You know what you doing.
    Sarah Connor: Move 'zig'.
    Sarah Connor: For great justice.

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