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LinuX-Mas Caroling We Shall Go
smudge writes "Don't let the economy get you down
this holiday season. Bring up a screen saver of a fireplace, grab a hot mulled Mountain Dew and check out
these holiday classics, rewritten with a tech spin, from LinuxWorld.com."
...another pedestrian attempt at holiday humor!
They forgot the old standard of Twas the night before implementation.
Fight Spammers!
That was the nerdiest thing I've read all week.
But it's no match for these
They did a hilarious version of "Oh Holy Nights" that went something like "Oh Modem Lights"
Here's the link... I kept this as my desktop wallpaper long after christmas was past.
Oh Modem Lights
Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
Kernel Kernel Kernel
I configured it today
Kernel Kernel Kernel
Please boot up I pray
OK, that's all I've got...
Build boards not bombs
better !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole > town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town
who |grep sleeping
who |grep awake
who |egrep "bad|good"
for (goodness sake) { be good }
No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?
Like a lying, thieving turd.
After listening to my wife (who's a senior buyer for a large-ish defense contractor) relate the woe that was having to sit through *an entire day* with Microsoft reps so they could explain to her what MS's new licensing schemes were going to do to her company, I'd say that line above just about sums it up. They were pretty nasty, it seems, and had a "we don't care how much you've bought in the past" attitude.
I showed her Open Office even, and she liked it. But using it wasn't an option, since the head of their IT department acts like he wants to climb in bed with Bill Gates and try to have his children. I guess they decided to lay off more people and pay up, the poor dumb bastards.
I'm going to forward her the link so she'll have something to make her day go by faster...
-B
Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.
I posted "Bill Gates is frightful",
and I got a "+1 Insightful",
So if you've no place to go,
log on and troll, log on and troll, log on and trooooll!
Thank you very much.
More like "My credit cards roasting on an open fire."
Not everyone deserves a 320i
$ better /nopout /nocry /watchout /input=north pole /output=town
/output=nogift.lis /outuput=gift.lis /input=north pole /output=town
/interactive/output=users.lis
$ better
$ print why
$ santa_claus
$ mcr authorize
list
exit
$ analyze/rms_file/check sysuaf.lis
$ analyze/rms_file/check sysuaf.lis
$ search sysuaf.lis naughty
$ search sysuaf.lis nice
$ santa_claus
$ show user
$ search users.lis sleeping
$ search users.lis awake
$ search users.lis bad
$ search users.lis good
$ loop:
$ be good
$ if goodness_sake then $ goto loop
(DCL port courtesy of James Dishaw.)
We've needed more material for Stallman to sing! Maybe we can get a Stallman-Shatner duo going.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
All through SOVIET RUSSIA, twas Christmas before the night,
/. user is more like your brother
Not a controller was stirring, not even a mouse;
The CAT5 was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that broadband soon would be there;
The friendly geeks were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of CowboyNeal danced in their heads;
And Taco in his 'kerchief, and Cliff in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When from my PC there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to Mozilla I flew like a flash,
Tore open my browser, and surfed to the Slash.
The news on the main page was new, I could boast..
I could post within 20 seconds 'FIRST POST!!'
The headline was 'Programmer caught in infinite loop.'
Doh! Just another of Taco's damn dupes.
'First Post!!' typed, I was beaming with pride,
I hit Submit, and then nearly cried
Someone had beat me, and what did they say?
"Stephen King dead at 53" today!
We may complain and bitch at each other
But every
Than if you read CNN or Fark or The Knot
And it's exactly what all other communities are not.
mogorific carpentry experiments
We three pings, connectionless,
Seek out hosts by IP address,
By hub, by switch,
Without a glitch,
Sixty-five K or less.
2*3*3*3*3*11*251
The net is a wonderful thing ... found this here (emphasis mine):
Mr. PiBB and Pibb Xtra are not available in cans and bottles everywhere. There are many areas in the US where PiBB is not bottled by Coca-Cola bottling plants. Due to lack of capable facilities, the Dr Pepper Company leases the right to bottle Dr Pepper in a particular market to the highest bidder--either Coke, Pepsi or 7up. In some markets, Coke bids highest for the chance to bottle Dr Pepper (a very lucrative business) and in others, Pepsi or 7up gets the contract. In these areas where Dr Pepper is found in Pepsi or 7up vending machines, Coke will offer its own creation -- PiBB -- in response. In regions where Coke bottles Dr Pepper, PiBB is not produced. The bottling agreement with Dr Pepper comes with a "no competition" clause which states that Coke cannot produce their spicy cherry soda.
Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
I know I'm gonna get modded troll for this, but there is one major reason I've never spent the time and effort to learn about linux. It's major supporters are always negative. It's always Microsoft is bad, RIAA is bad, that making money off of labor is bad. Heck, even apple users extol the virtues of their OS more often then knocking Microsoft, and if apple released Macos for PC architecture, I'd give it a shot.
Seriously, anyone singing these christmas parodies near my door gets an iced snowball to the grill.
"Inattention makes clowns of us all" -Bean