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Typewriter Keyboard Conversion

graymalkn writes "My wife has repetitive stress problems and prefers typing on old-fashioned mechanical typewriters. For Christmas, I converted a mechanical typewriter to work as a computer keyboard. My favorite feature: slap the carriage return for Enter."

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  1. haiku by bobtheprophet · · Score: 4, Funny

    So tell me the truth
    What exactly makes you want
    a keyboard that jams?

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    1. Re:haiku by MattCohn.com · · Score: 2, Funny

      That, and you have the obvious security problems! Just slide a peice of paper in there and you have yourself a keylogger.

  2. Watch out! by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    There's gonna be White-out all over the screen!

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    1. Re:Watch out! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Especially since he never got the backspace to work! (True; read the last page of his detail recounting)

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    2. Re:Watch out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hate to be playing games with this keyboard.

      Oh wait man. I got to do a carriage return in the middle of a street fight !

  3. Where's the Windows key?? by Malfourmed · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just kidding!

    Seriously, this is very cool. Like something out of a Terry Gilliam movie...

  4. how to save money & work less by spazoid12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, my wife wanted stuff like diamonds and expensive kitchen stuff. But, I could've saved money and got her instead something from the thrift store and a bunch of solder?

    This also reminds me of my dad. He had old tools he preferred. No matter what fancy new modern tool we might buy for him, he prefers to use his old tools. And he never gets anything done. I thought only guys used that trick to get out of work.

  5. Finally! ICQ Makes Sense! by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Those irritating typewriter sound effects in ICQ finally make sense!

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  6. I had a wonderful old IBM like that... by rcs1000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It made this wonderful 'click' sound when you pressed a key, and it felt beautiufully made. I used it as my main typing keyboard for ages (although I needed a connector for using it with those pesky PS/2 ports we have these days...)

    Best of all it was beautiful to use. If only the 's' key hasn't gone.

    The funny bit is, I never missed the 'Windows' key.

    (If anyone has a WORKING IBM keyboard like this, please, please reply as I would love to get a hold of another...)

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  7. You forgot the escape key! by schlpbch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your wife will be stuck in vi forever.

    1. Re:You forgot the escape key! by pkiguruman · · Score: 4, Funny

      anybody with this much time to waste on a project HAS to be an emacs user...

    2. Re:You forgot the escape key! by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hook Esc to a switch placed under a mat at the room entry. Then, whenever you need it, escape the room!

      Come to think of it, this would be an awesome torture chamber for vi users.

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  8. no backaspace key??? by pkiguruman · · Score: 5, Funny

    what good is the keyboard if you can't backapspce? the user must be a bpretyt damn good typist.

    (or maybe I'm just a really poor typist)

  9. Typewriter, eh? by netsharc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like the monkey that has to type out your webserver content everytime someone makes a http request is going to die of overwork soon. :)

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  10. I know exactly what she means... by Gregg+Alan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel the same way about falling from very tall objects (e.g., skyscrapers). I would prefer gradual resistance with little or no 'hitting a wall' effect at the end. Unfortunately it doesn't work like that...in fact, often the weak resistance offered by air is nullified by a strong downdraft.

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  11. Brazil by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is old hat - in the future, everyone will be using typewritter keyboards.... I'm assuming that everyone here has seen the film Brazil (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088846) yes?

    And I'll bet the best thing is having a "shift lock", which is a fantastic time-saving feature that seems to have disappeared from modern keyboards allowing you to enter all the shift symbols on the number keys without needing to hold down shift. Its great!

  12. Re:What about the 1 key? by Stormie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Typists would simply use a lowercase "l" (ell) key in lieu of 1 - you can probably still see this on very old documents if you look hard enough.

    Or, of course, in any Jon Katz article.

  13. And for the tablet PC... by Alien+Being · · Score: 5, Funny

    a hammer and chisel!

  14. Big mistake by BrookHarty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone notice he took a photo of his checkbook on his photos?

    http://www.multipledigression.com/typewriter/pics/ pages/type07.htm

    Opps.

    1. Re:Big mistake by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone notice he took a photo of his checkbook on his photos?

      Notice they are just deposit slips... no check blanks? Must be married

      (/me ducking bride when she sees my post)

  15. Re:fundamentals of RSI by Blackhalo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I get a lot of practice mousing with my off hand. Mostly becase my main hand is still busy.

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  16. Re:One problem i can see right off the bat.. by breon.halling · · Score: 3, Funny
    The other issue is ZERO arrow keys

    Just wire up an old rotary phone... =)

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