A tax on cd-rs, they say, and piracy they condemn
To me, the whole thing seems rather odd
Do they think of those who have legit uses for them?
NO, those INSENSITIVE CLODS!!!!
True, the population is too high
To maintain order some will have to die
How should we choose them, the poorest and the worst?
Since it's your idea, how about you go first.
Why should we use electricity?
Our forefathers didn't need it to see
What about those with whom the weather is at odds?
Think of them, you insensitive clod!
They say the robot does dangerous jobs
And they say the robot can do tai chi
Maybe I'm just missing something, but
Tai chi doesn't seem dangerous to me.
---
It's a joke, laugh.
Forty two inches is a big tv
That monitor would be some geek's wet dream
Big enough to make any nerd happy
This is starting to sound very obscene
But really, who needs a screen that's that big?
Such monitors are really overkill
and who affords that? Capitalist pig!
Dig, this whole trip makes me feel somewhat ill.
Still, it is quite impressive that such things
can be; it's a long way from cathode tubes.
Hell, I'm still using an old CRT
Yep, nothing here will rhyme except for boobs.
Conclude: If you think this post has no class;
If I ever meet you I'll kick your ass.
Now the cluster sits silent and lonely No lights blink; no beeps issue forth from it Beowulf, dost thou do one thing only? Alas, crunching numbers is such bullshit.
Such's the fate of all clusters, sad to tell Built for one goal, then comes obsolescence But do I care? Like bloody fucking hell. A tragic loss of Beowulf's essence.
MOSIX and DaVinci are less by far Verily, Beowulf reigns o'er the land News of its deeds rise to the highest star You, sir, in truth deserve to be kick-banned
To thee who thinks not that this post has class If I ever meet you I'll kick your ass.
Well, look at how far it's come since then. The screenshots look like they're on the way to getting a usable windowing system, and it's not bad if they've come that far in only a year. Eh?
There's a computer chip made by Transmeta
Compared to Intel it's really just betta.
But how long can it last
When Intel's big-asst
Let's hope Intel declares no vendetta.
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Dear sir, you are sad
remove your hands from your pants
and grow the fuck up
Your haiku is weak
But still, you are trying hard
Ultimate power!
505th post?
A tax on cd-rs, they say, and piracy they condemn
To me, the whole thing seems rather odd
Do they think of those who have legit uses for them?
NO, those INSENSITIVE CLODS!!!!
So, no more lawsuits
but instead there will be worms
From bad to evil.
No mandated restrictions in computers
or other electronics, moreover;
does it seem to anyone else
that hell is freezing over?
Old geek T.V. host
He gets naked on the air
Viewers eyes will bleed
True, the population is too high
To maintain order some will have to die
How should we choose them, the poorest and the worst?
Since it's your idea, how about you go first.
Why should we use electricity?
Our forefathers didn't need it to see
What about those with whom the weather is at odds?
Think of them, you insensitive clod!
So tell me the truth
What exactly makes you want
a keyboard that jams?
They say the robot does dangerous jobs
And they say the robot can do tai chi
Maybe I'm just missing something, but
Tai chi doesn't seem dangerous to me.
---
It's a joke, laugh.
Politicians' trash
Worse than that in public sight
That's some sick shit there.
Beautiful decay
One of analog's biggest
advantages: No!
Forty two inches is a big tv
That monitor would be some geek's wet dream
Big enough to make any nerd happy
This is starting to sound very obscene
But really, who needs a screen that's that big?
Such monitors are really overkill
and who affords that? Capitalist pig!
Dig, this whole trip makes me feel somewhat ill.
Still, it is quite impressive that such things
can be; it's a long way from cathode tubes.
Hell, I'm still using an old CRT
Yep, nothing here will rhyme except for boobs.
Conclude: If you think this post has no class;
If I ever meet you I'll kick your ass.
This would be stupid
But hacking traffic lights is
mentioned. Traffic lights!
A $1 donation will suffice.
Now the cluster sits silent and lonely
No lights blink; no beeps issue forth from it
Beowulf, dost thou do one thing only?
Alas, crunching numbers is such bullshit.
Such's the fate of all clusters, sad to tell
Built for one goal, then comes obsolescence
But do I care? Like bloody fucking hell.
A tragic loss of Beowulf's essence.
MOSIX and DaVinci are less by far
Verily, Beowulf reigns o'er the land
News of its deeds rise to the highest star
You, sir, in truth deserve to be kick-banned
To thee who thinks not that this post has class
If I ever meet you I'll kick your ass.
A troll stands alone
Thinking he was very smart
But he's an A.C.
What kind of fucking
wimpy ass lamer trolls while
anonymous, eh?
There once was a troll named Buck
Who was really a stupid fuck
He posts as AC
His pants are hot gritty
Man, ACs are always such schmucks!
I'll try to take you up on that.
As snow is falling
A new kernel is released.
Truly, it is good.
A tree, bare of leaves.
A kernel, being released.
Note nature tie-in.
Well, look at how far it's come since then. The screenshots look like they're on the way to getting a usable windowing system, and it's not bad if they've come that far in only a year. Eh?
I don't know that! AIEEEE!!!
There's a computer chip made by Transmeta
Compared to Intel it's really just betta.
But how long can it last
When Intel's big-asst
Let's hope Intel declares no vendetta.
If I ever meet
you, your ass will be kicked to
kingdom come, you hear?