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FCC to Permit Complete Media/Telecom Consolidation

rhwalker22 writes "Today's Washington Post has a piece reviewing some of the major decisions the Federal Communications Commission will be making in the next few months, moves that could fundamentally rewrite the rules for the broadcast media and Internet service providers. Excerpt: 'Opponents of the proposed rules fear that, taken together, they ultimately could lead to a few powerful conglomerates controlling the flow of electronic information, from programming of television and radio news and entertainment to owning the pipes that connect people to the Internet.'"

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  1. Unification by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    You'll have to start making out your cheques to "AOL-TimeWarner-Disney-MGM-Universal, an Exxon Company"

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    1. Re:Unification by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Funny
      "AOL-TimeWarner-Disney-MGM-Universal, an Exxon Company"


      Hey, waht about the other conglomerate, "SBC-20th Century Fox-Viacom-ABC-Amazon-Microsoft Corp (MSNBC)-DirectTV, an Enron Company"

      (They have more experience with lawyers and court rooms ... and thus, they'll win)

  2. Fear??? by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Funny
    'Opponents of the proposed rules fear that, taken together, they ultimately could lead to a few powerful conglomerates controlling the flow of electronic information, from programming of television and radio news and entertainment to owning the pipes that connect people to the Internet.


    Yoda almost had it right ...

    Fear leads to anger
    Anger leads to hate
    Hate ... leads to a few powerful conglomerates controlling the flow of electronic information???


  3. Max Headroom by nrvous6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somebody's gonna have to write Max Headroom under Linux now...who wants that project?

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  4. Last Chance to Diss Your ISP by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get in your shots now. In a few months, your service agreement will forbid such anti-corporate comments. And since they corporations work for the common good, that's reasonable. Now sit down, watch Rollerball, take your pills and stop idolizing Jonathan. Rollerball is not about individuals.

  5. Well... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it gets bad I can always use carrier pigeons to connect. So long as it isn't hunting season my packet loss should be acceptable.

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  6. Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Opponents of the proposed rules fear that, taken together, they ultimately could lead to a few powerful conglomerates controlling the flow of electronic information, from programming of television and radio news and entertainment to owning the pipes that connect people to the Internet.

    This is progress. Using economies of scale they would be able to construct truly awe-inspiring sets, and hire real life movie stars to deliver the news. No longer would I have to sit and watch unattractive boring people like Ted Koppel or that fat chick from CNN tell me about the war in Iraq or whatever. Where do I sign up!

  7. this is a good thing by Fict · · Score: 4, Funny

    i work for a *major* US telecom provider, and i must say this:

    DON'T PANIC.

    trust me on this one. yes, we do have plans to merge with at least three other companies, mostly medium-sized regional providers. what we haven't told you, however, is that this merge will allow us to provide high-end DSL service to residences across the country for less than $10 / mo.

    we will be able to do this due to the fact that there will be no middle-man provider. there are also some amazing projects in the works regarding satellite and wireless data transmission. think: global wireless network, anywhere in the world, anyone in the world, no charge. the bandwidth will be limited to 19.2 bps initially, but the coverage will be absolutely ground-breaking.

    what's in it for us? .. yes, there is a catch...

  8. Define Irony by jweb · · Score: 5, Funny

    At one hearing last summer, Hollings all but called Powell a shill for big business in general and the large regional telephone companies in particular.

    So, if I got read this correctly, Fritz (Disney) Hollings is calling Powell a corporate whore?

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  9. I think I heard this on the news by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    But they assured the audience that the changes were double-plus good.

  10. This is going to get worst by TerryAtWork · · Score: 3, Funny

    before it gets better.

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  11. Well... by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new insect - er, media - overlords.

    Why limit ourselves to only a few variants of democracy? There are plenty of other options. It's time to give honest plutocracy, argentocracy, timocracy, or even quangocracy a chance.

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  12. Rule Number 1: by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    When someone from a major corporation explains that what they are doing is a good thing and exclaims

    DON'T PANIC

    the one thing you can be sure you need to do forthwith is PANIC!!!!

    No delays now. Start running down the streets screaming at the top of your lungs, rending your clothes and flinging yourself into plate glass windows. It's for your own good.

  13. I can see it now.... by DailyGrind · · Score: 5, Funny

    One day I will wake up and unable to open the electronically controlled front door to my condo I will have to call North East America Inc support center....

    me: dial
    phone: Welcome to North East America Inc... your call is important to us... etc.. press 01 for support with your phone; 02 for support with cable; 03 for support with your internet; 04 for support with your climate control; .....etc.... 99 if you cannot open your door.

    me: 99... wait...
    phone: sir, your buildings central waste monitoring facility has detected trace amounts of marijuana. as you know drugs fund terrorism and terrorism is un-American. as a precaution we have temporarily detained all occupants pending an investigation

    me: what! ... I am going to e-mail my Congressman about this...
    phone: sir, the central e-mail monitoring facility has detected that your e-mails contain words like "high", "da bomb", and "explosive" and may refer to un-American activities and therefore your e-mail has been suspended...

    me: nuts!, I am moving out west!
    phone: sir, we have logged your request and are sending you a Western America Inc transfer form. There is a $20,000 transfer fee.

    me: thats it I am moving to Canada!
    phone: sir, only terrorists live in Canada... please stand by security services are on the way...we have restricted your TV to receive Lawyer commercials you may wish to watch while you wait... have a nice day.

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