Always look on the positive side...
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RFID Explained
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· Score: 4, Funny
Think of it this way... you will be able to go to a bar with your trusty wrist watch RFID scanner, go up to a pretty girl and be able to tell that yes indeed she is wearing a thong, one of those frilly kinds, no bra, her purse contain three condoms, ribbed, and a lubricant plus she has a Palm with bluetooth.... I could go on but it is hard to type with one hand....
Step 1: Go to something call the "fridge" Step 2: Open door Step 3: Take out something called a "beer" Step 4: Open can / cap Step 5: Drink it Step 6: Pat yourself on the back for posting, by far, the nerdiest post this year AND getting it past the editors. Step 7: Repeat Step 1: through Step 5: Step 8: Pat yourself on the back for killing your ISP's business. Step 9: Repeat Step 1: through Step 5: Step 10: Goto Step 9:
Oracle sues SAP for $1Billion dollars claiming that SAP, which had previously licenced Oracle technology, is transferring Oracle's IP to mySQL.
L.Ellison is heard saying: "There is no way that mySQL could become enterprise ready so quickly without help from SAP and through the use of Oracle's IP"
Lawyer exchange translated for /.
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Today's SCO News
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· Score: 1, Funny
War was beginning. IBM Executive: What happen ? IBM Lawyer: Somebody set up us the bomb. IBM Coder: We get signal. IBM Executive: What ! IBM Coder: Main screen turn on. IBM Executive: It's You !! SCO Lawyer: How are you gentlemen !! SCO Lawyer: All your base are belong to us. SCO Lawyer: You are on the way to destruction. IBM Executive: What you say !! SCO Lawyer: You have no chance to survive make your time. SCO Lawyer: HA HA HA HA.... IBM Executive: Take off every 'zig' !! IBM Executive: You know what you doing. IBM Executive: Move 'zig'. IBM Executive: For great justice.
you know the rest of the story...
Re:show us the CODE!
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Today's SCO News
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· Score: 5, Interesting
Actually the executives are going somewhere.... have you seen the stock price.
Unfortunately in the U$ the end justifies the means and the executive options for SCO are now making them rich.,.
It is not important if they win as long as they can cash out before the outcome....
He just violated the DMCA!!!!!!!!!
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Hijacking .NET
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· Score: 1, Funny
This is Microsofts secret attempt at putting all anti-MS developers in jail. They pick up the book, try to access private functions and data and presto --> just broke the law.
Soon the only developers that are not breaking the law will be those working for MS or using.NET
Useful research now you know why..
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Making Change
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Microsoft hires so many grads from the University of Waterloo...
Let me guess... the 18 cent piece only works in vending machines and cash registers running the Windows operating system.
Declares that all server operating system source code must be private... oh wait... client operating system source code... oh wait... thanks for coming out!
As I see it, and IANAS (I am not a scientist), science and medicine is allowing people with defects to live longer and longer and reproduce (don't flame me I'm one of them) and pass on the goods. This is counter to evolution which, as brutal as it is, lets the weak die young.
It kind of makes you wonder if 100 years from now we all will take drugs of some kind or another just feel healthy.
Ex: when I was a kid I hardly ever heard of anyone having allergies -- now it's like every other person I know has an allergy of some kind
Originally I was upset that Canada, where I live, did not follow the US, its close ally, into Iraq.
This single post change all that.
I believe that anonymity is the basis of a healthy democracy. It takes a lot of guts to stand up and say something controversial without being anonymous. I believe that the benefits of anonymous statements far out way the costs.
The "...this is illegal because terrorists can use it..." argument is getting stale...
There is a fine line between safety and police state and the US is passing it in a hurry.
So hats of to living in Canada the home of the free.... until the US invades because we are thinking of legalizing possession of marihuana. As you know marihuana is a drug and drugs support terrorism.
Slashdot Mirror
Think of it this way... you will be able to go to a bar with your trusty wrist watch RFID scanner, go up to a pretty girl and be able to tell that yes indeed she is wearing a thong, one of those frilly kinds, no bra, her purse contain three condoms, ribbed, and a lubricant plus she has a Palm with bluetooth.... I could go on but it is hard to type with one hand....
SP3 EULA summary: we own you!
SP4 EULA summary: dear sir/mam, we own you.
YASG (yet another slashdot guy): "LA" is not a number, you insensitive clod!
Step 1: Go to something call the "fridge"
Step 2: Open door
Step 3: Take out something called a "beer"
Step 4: Open can / cap
Step 5: Drink it
Step 6: Pat yourself on the back for posting, by far, the nerdiest post this year AND getting it past the editors.
Step 7: Repeat Step 1: through Step 5:
Step 8: Pat yourself on the back for killing your ISP's business.
Step 9: Repeat Step 1: through Step 5:
Step 10: Goto Step 9:
Job well done! And I actually mean that!
I'm putting $100 on IBM to win in 8 months.
Still open:
1 month
2 months
3 months
etc...
I remove their access to my credit card.
...oh wait... We don't live in the states... ...damn... I got to stop reading ./ it's bad for my blood pressure
And I tell my friends...
And they tell their friends....
And so on and so on...
Hey,
Is the software industry the only one that "overpromotes"?
see any weapons of mass distraction yet?
Memo
From: SCO Management
To: SCO Legal Team
There is no spoon!
a good Chinese restaurant on the moon will fix that little no-food or water problem and make NASA's job so much easier....
I was OK with robots taking away factory work
I am OK with robots taking away bar games
But when they start drinking beer on my behalf I draw the line!
from the lets-tar-and-feather-this-idiot dept.
I mean come on is this guy for real?
He is just trying to get picked up for presentations by all the vendors that are still trying to get customers to buy prioriatary technology....
Went to Germany got owned came back and started selling his MS shares....
Oracle sues SAP for $1Billion dollars claiming that SAP, which had previously licenced Oracle technology, is transferring Oracle's IP to mySQL.
L.Ellison is heard saying: "There is no way that mySQL could become enterprise ready so quickly without help from SAP and through the use of Oracle's IP"
...enough said
War was beginning. ....
IBM Executive: What happen ?
IBM Lawyer: Somebody set up us the bomb.
IBM Coder: We get signal.
IBM Executive: What !
IBM Coder: Main screen turn on.
IBM Executive: It's You !!
SCO Lawyer: How are you gentlemen !!
SCO Lawyer: All your base are belong to us.
SCO Lawyer: You are on the way to destruction.
IBM Executive: What you say !!
SCO Lawyer: You have no chance to survive make your time.
SCO Lawyer: HA HA HA HA
IBM Executive: Take off every 'zig' !!
IBM Executive: You know what you doing.
IBM Executive: Move 'zig'.
IBM Executive: For great justice.
you know the rest of the story...
Actually the executives are going somewhere.... have you seen the stock price.
Unfortunately in the U$ the end justifies the means and the executive options for SCO are now making them rich.,.
It is not important if they win as long as they can cash out before the outcome....
Hello Bill,
Re: Dropping of the anti-trust matter - done
Re: Slowing down Linux - done
I am eagerly awaiting your third wish.
Sincerely,
Satan
Dear Bill,
I am eagerly awaiting your third wish.
Sincerely,
Satan
This is Microsofts secret attempt at putting all anti-MS developers in jail. They pick up the book, try to access private functions and data and presto --> just broke the law.
.NET
Soon the only developers that are not breaking the law will be those working for MS or using
Microsoft hires so many grads from the University of Waterloo...
Let me guess... the 18 cent piece only works in vending machines and cash registers running the Windows operating system.
Yourdon made a similarsimilar prediction in 1993 and he was way off....
We are in the middle of the information revolution and information processing will be big business.
What the software industry needs is a professional designation like lawyers, doctors, etc...
Declares that all server operating system source code must be private... oh wait... client operating system source code... oh wait... thanks for coming out!
Now we are talking evolution vs invention.
I see evolution as internal and not requiring external things while invention does not have the same restriction.
Ex: The invention of space suits does not mean, IMHO, that we have now evolved to survive in outer space
As I see it, and IANAS (I am not a scientist), science and medicine is allowing people with defects to live longer and longer and reproduce (don't flame me I'm one of them) and pass on the goods. This is counter to evolution which, as brutal as it is, lets the weak die young.
It kind of makes you wonder if 100 years from now we all will take drugs of some kind or another just feel healthy.
Ex: when I was a kid I hardly ever heard of anyone having allergies -- now it's like every other person I know has an allergy of some kind
Originally I was upset that Canada, where I live, did not follow the US, its close ally, into Iraq.
This single post change all that.
I believe that anonymity is the basis of a healthy democracy. It takes a lot of guts to stand up and say something controversial without being anonymous. I believe that the benefits of anonymous statements far out way the costs.
The "...this is illegal because terrorists can use it..." argument is getting stale...
There is a fine line between safety and police state and the US is passing it in a hurry.
So hats of to living in Canada the home of the free.... until the US invades because we are thinking of legalizing possession of marihuana. As you know marihuana is a drug and drugs support terrorism.