Games Controlled By An Exercise Bike
Fidigit writes "I know that most people reading this won't be _that_ interested in exercise, but given there's tech with it ... What do you think about computer games controlled by an exercise bike in your house?
It sounds crazy, but it might just work." Update: 01/14 00:14 GMT by T : An anonymous reader points to another example of the same concept.
Only if the game is Paperboy.
I wear pants.
I wrote a game in 1989 for a Mac 512. A racing game that pitted your bike against Lemond and a grey lobster. The biggest hangup: I measured my speed by attaching my MOUSE to the flywheel on the exercise bike. I have to admit it did reduce my mouse lifespan by a couple years :)
A beginners' guide to Portland, OR?
You aren't a gamer until you've dropped to your knees and pounded the living shit out a of nintendo power pad. We used to quickly stand up and do knee-drops for the log hurdles. Good times.
Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
"Didn't I ride on one of these sort of things at Epcot center a decade ago? It was a recumbent bike with a monitor above my head, showing a
"tour" of famous cities + Disney parks, the speed of which varied by the speed I was pedaling."
Yep.
It was about as exciting as the movie Rollerball.
I bet these things would have been a hit if they played porn instead. "If I pedal backwards, she becomes a virgin!"
How about a video game controlled by eating donuts?
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"What do you think about computer games controlled by an exercise bike in your house? It sounds crazy, but it might just work."
Wow, exercise bicycles with video games attached to them? I can't wait until Slashdot covers Rob the Video Robot!
"Derp de derp."
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lol, I always liked how on the long-jump you could run, then just step off and wait behind the mat till you hopped back on to stick the insane landing...
Beta tester? That's the *last* thing you want to be.
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Bug Report 1821: Evidently problem with voltage regulator. Went into high gear, and received 3rd degree burns.
Bug Report 1822: Need to improve quality control at molding department. Metal support wire occasionally pokes through soft rubber parts.
Bug Report 1823: When movie-controller BSODs, evidently the pressure system gets locked on "Maximum".
Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachtani?
www.fogbound.net
A lan party of these type of games...