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Sun Opens First Linux Competency Center
McGarnacle writes "Looks like our friends at Sun have opened the first Linux training centers at the headquarters of a Belleville, Ontario firm: beONix Technology. Now there's a worthwhile summer activity for the kids :)"
When I see the words "SUN" and "LINUX" - they just don't mean no good. When was the last time something good came out of that combination??? I'm serious about this.
dear slashdot slashdot,
i was trying to yell. i was using all capitals because yelling is the coolest thing ever. you ruined my chance at getting the coolest first post ever, and i hate you for it.
I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
i can't believe the moderassholes modded this a -1, it is +50000 informative, a great author is dead, well, he's nota great author, he's a hack, you're a hack, and i hate you for beating my first post firster.
poster first, yellow dog rain. stop it.
i am inglese. you love it. BADDA BING
In Soviet Russia, jokes kill you.
You know, I hope /. posts a front page article when it happens. No one will believe it.
Bow down and worship my hyperthyroid protuberance!
pleeeeeeease?!!!!
CANADIANS ARE JUST LIKE ME
we both sit at public computers, sit here, thinking how much we hate you!
it's a hell of a lot! you wouldn't believe how much that I think you really, really suck right now, for that worthless, crappy, shitty joke. you think you are cool, you're not even smart enough to be a nationist (it is kind of like a racist but you're making fun of canadians, hell my dog can do that).
anybody else getting sick of that jackass who is always on the god damn news about his god damn family? who gives a shit, you're a bitch
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Post office worker tell me, "Don't take so many free boxes! You must order them online from USPS! Other customers mad when you take them all!" I laugh and yell, "It says free, bureaucrat!! What you expect, dumb dumb?"
Update!!!! Wall Street Journal article on 5/29/02 say that Priority Mail is ripoff and doesn't arrive faster than First Class mail. This is outrage from post office lazy people. I complain today at post office and they laugh and pretend article isn't true. Who you believe, slow postman or Wall Street Journal? Now maybe I buy special boxes and send First Class instead of wasting money on Priority Mail. I make most efficient decision for customer benefit.
My friend is graphic designer for big company. She design page for me because FrontPage too hard for wadded paper artist!
I change design and she send email that says, "you've ruined my beautiful site!!!
I tell her, "You designer, not site owner! I change whatever I like. You get paid, didn't you? Then go away now!!!" Her design have too many pages and Jakob Nielsen say Internet people too lazy to click so I make everything one page.
Now I answer question so you stop bothering me with stupid email to sales@origamiboulder.com.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Origami boulder? Aren't you talking about a wadded up piece of paper?
A: Yes dumb dumb! I already explain this at beginning. Why you too lazy to read first before you ask obvious question like this? People on Internet not very smart.
Q: Is this some kind of a joke?
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This very nice artwork that come with card and make good gift for your friend. Your friend never forget you when you send fine art gift like this! I am famous Internet artist, so original wadded paper origami art become VERY VALUABLE some day. Especially haiku version, because it is double artwork.
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Q: What is the haiku option?
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Q: But how can I read the haiku if the paper is in a boulder shape?
A: You can't, but it there. What is the sound of one hand clapping, dumb dumb?
Q: But can't I unfold the page to read the haiku?
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I give example:
Buy wadded paper
from very famous artist
and then you like it
I write a different new one for every haiku order, ok? You will like it very much but you don't read it because it ruins artwork.
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Q: Do you do custom pieces?
A: Finally good question!! This is the kind of person who should visit site, not dumb people too cheap to spend money. Yes, I make custom piece for you! Only $25! You send me piece of paper and I wad up for you and send back with Priority Mail!
Recommended item for custom artwork include Enron or Pets.com stock certificate, breakup letter from girlfriend, collection letter from landlord. Then it become valuable one day and you have last laugh!
Q: What kind of paper do you use?
A: This also intelligent question from person who appreciates art. I use very expensive paper called Old Money. It is made from real money! It is 100 percent recycled with 30 percent post-consumer currency and 70 percent recovered cotton.
That means you send me money and I send you money back. Only my money is artwork and you can't spend at the mall so don't try it or you go to jail. Card explaining artwork made from Old Money card stock. It is even light green like dollars and very nice to look at. I don't use cheap paper because my art serious and no joke.
Q: Why do you use PayPal?
A: I go to bank to accept credit card and banker says, "You can't sell wadded paper. That's not a real product or service."
I lose patience and scream at banker and tell him, "You banker, not art critic dumb dumb!!! You don't know nothing about art. Wadded paper art much better than Andy Warhol painting of soup can or that guy who put crucifix in big jar of urine! At least my art not offensive or stupid picture of food product!"
Now I can never accept credit card directly because I get escorted from bank by big man with gun. I use ATM and drivethrough now so banker doesn't see me and call police.
Q: Can I order now?
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Letters from dumb dumbs
Gee... 30 minutes later, nothing on CNN.com, nothing on yahoo.com, nothing on stephenking.com... Could this be a hoax? Don't f*ck with us, dude.
I also just heard the sad news on talk radio, there were no further details.
I didn't notice the price list in the articles, but maybe I missed it.
*wish* they would open some free (as in beer) training centers for some of us. Afterall, I can download the software for free, I can scan news groups and ask questions, but as far as someone testing my knowledge (which would help me know what areas I needed to improve), it looks like I have to pay for it.
And there's nothing wrong with getting money off of this as far as I can tell, I'm just dreaming. And no, most LUG's don't do this...at least not the ones in my area.
I pulled a jack move to cop this sig
CNN coverage
In Soviet Russia, most people are brain-dead.