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Sun Opens First Linux Competency Center

McGarnacle writes "Looks like our friends at Sun have opened the first Linux training centers at the headquarters of a Belleville, Ontario firm: beONix Technology. Now there's a worthwhile summer activity for the kids :)"

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  1. Netcraft now confirms: by IN+SOVIET+RUSSIA · · Score: -1

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  2. Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      i can't believe the moderassholes modded this a -1, it is +50000 informative, a great author is dead, well, he's nota great author, he's a hack, you're a hack, and i hate you for beating my first post firster.

      poster first, yellow dog rain. stop it.

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    2. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by OpCode42 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You know, I hope /. posts a front page article when it happens. No one will believe it.

    3. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Gee... 30 minutes later, nothing on CNN.com, nothing on yahoo.com, nothing on stephenking.com... Could this be a hoax? Don't f*ck with us, dude.

    4. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I also just heard the sad news on talk radio, there were no further details.

    5. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      yeah me too. yup, he's dead.

    6. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  3. WHO IS THE POST FIRSTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    THAT IS ME, BECAUSE I AM SO DANG HOT, YOU LOVE ME ALL, I AM THE FIRST POST FIRSTER, THE FIRST POSTER, AND THE POST FIRSTER

    don't use sYou are not logged in. You can log in now using the convenient form below, or Create an Account. Posts without proper registration are posted as Anonymous Coward Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    1. Re:WHO IS THE POST FIRSTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      haha

    2. Re:WHO IS THE POST FIRSTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll



      You suck. Even the Stephen King guy beat you.




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    3. Re:WHO IS THE POST FIRSTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  4. Where is the dog buried in this??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    When I see the words "SUN" and "LINUX" - they just don't mean no good. When was the last time something good came out of that combination??? I'm serious about this.

    1. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by christophersaul · · Score: 1

      Why do you say that? Give us some examples please.

    2. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Why do you say that? Give us some examples please.

      What they did with StarOffice left a bad taste in my mouth. First they acted as heros buying the software and then offering it for free for Linux users - then when people started to like StarOffice, they took it away (the free version) and started selling it for a high price.

    3. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


      Typical fucking Linux hippie, always looking for something for nothing. FUCK Sun for being capitalists, right? They should be giving their profits to the poor! Go get a job and make some money and BUY your software, quit looking for welfare software all the time. And take a bath, I can smell you from here you tree-hugging dog-kissing Iraq-supporting cunt.

    4. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by ultrabot · · Score: 2

      What they did with StarOffice left a bad taste in my mouth. First they acted as heros buying the software and then offering it for free for Linux users - then when people started to like StarOffice, they took it away (the free version) and started selling it for a high price.

      Eh? OpenOffice.org is one of the better things that have happened to linux.

      --
      Save your wrists today - switch to Dvorak
    5. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? OpenOffice.org is one of the better things that have happened to linux.

      Of course it is - NOW! But back then when Sun did their dirty trick with StarOffice&Linux, OpenOffice was not mature and a piece of crap and nothing like StarOffice. Of course it's different NOW.

    6. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by ToastedBagel · · Score: 1

      Apparently, some company in Europe said something like "We don't want to use it because it's free. How can we trust anything free?" That's one of reasons that Sun decided to put some price on StarOffice. I don't think that the company in Europe was the only exception; many (especially corporate) customers want to pay for stuff that they use. It's a marketing strategy to distribute the software widely and not just to make money. And even if they charge for StarOffice, it's so much cheaper than MS Office Suite. StarOffice costs like $50. Is it that bad?

    7. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by Alrocket · · Score: 2, Informative

      The AC below was a bit crass in his criticism of your post, but he does have a point - you obviously do not have any clue about what you're talking about here.

      Sun did not "take away" the free version - they renamed it OpenOffice, and I'm sure that with a little effort, even you can manage to find that online.

      Secondly, they were very open about the entire Star Office saga - there are numerous articles in news archives about how it was not being adopted by businesses *precisely because it was free*. Once they branched off the free version, they were able to start charging (and even then, they charge minuscule amounts compared to other office suites). Where did you get this "high price" from?

      The AC below is wrong about one thing - you are not a typical Linux "hippie" - they at least are generally more well informed than you obviously are.

    8. Re:Where is the dog buried in this??? by christophersaul · · Score: 1

      StarOffice was cheap when the OpenOffice split occurred - less than $50 a licence.

      How is it a dirty trick? The codebases were the same and OpenOffice caught up with StarOffice extremely quickly.

  5. Why Sun? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I realize that they do make use of linux, but haven't they got their own OS?

    I could think of many more companies that have a more vested interest in seeing linux succeed.

    --


    He tried to kill me with a forklift!
    1. Re:Why Sun? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They do, and it's Unix-like too. (Actually, it is Unix, but the point is that they have something in common.)

      From Sun's point of view, they need diversity. They've always worked with various groups from Sony to Apple to the open source and free software communities to ensure that there isn't one single platform everyone uses. As long as there is diversity, Sun will be free to innovate.

      The moment Giant Software Corp Inc takes over the entire industry and makes it impossible to produce computers that do not run its software, the game is over. Sun would have to choose between selling hardware of a spec defined by GSCI or throwing in the towel, and if it chooses the former it becomes yet another supplier of commodity boxes. Right now, GSCI is Microsoft, and choice means supporting, passively or pro-actively, platforms from GNU, Oracle, IBM, and a whole host of other so-called rivals, because there is a bigger threat to Sun if these disappear than if they continue to compete.

      Sun, incidentally, are a pretty good software citizen. They've lead the trend creating open platforms, released the specs and source to things like OpenLook, NIS, NFS, OpenOffice.org, and others right from the get-go. I suspect they'd be more liberal with Solaris if it wasn't for the fact that other people own the copyrights to a lot of the code. Java is the exception, but then Sun knows how easy it would be for a GSCI to kill Java, and it wants to give it a chance. I'd be surprised if Java isn't freed within the next decade though.

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    2. Re:Why Sun? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 2

      So you're saying they're doing it to improve all around knowledge/usage of "unixy" OSes?

      Makes sense, I'm just surprised it's sun who is doing it.

      --


      He tried to kill me with a forklift!
    3. Re:Why Sun? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

      I realize that they do make use of linux, but haven't they got their own OS?

      It's not productive to quibble about the differences between UNIX variants. I *know* that a minority of Linux users hate to be lumped in with UNIX, but from a user's point of view there's little difference.

    4. Re:Why Sun? by boaworm · · Score: 4, Insightful
      but from a user's point of view there's little difference.


      I totally disagree.. And most likely you would to if you ever installed and administered Solaris.

      Linux is totally beautiful when it comes to simplicity, the /dev directory is actually understandable just by looking at the names, whereas in Solaris you dont get crap without a manual or two.

      Linux is a "unix clone" designed for PC's whereas Solaris is designed for large computers. Creating light or thin clients in linux, backed up by the huge support of hardware, and running solaris on the servers is perhaps what Sun has in mind, Solaris on the workstation is too clumsy _imho_.

      --
      Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
      Aristotele
    5. Re:Why Sun? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly helps if there are improved skills around for Unixy OSes, but I think the most important issue for Sun is that platforms other than Windows, the current dominant system, are supported.

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    6. Re:Why Sun? by shadow303 · · Score: 2

      He wasn't talking about it from an admin point of view. He was talking about it from the point of view of a user who is not the admin for the machine.

      --
      I've got a mind like a steel trap - it's got an animal's foot stuck in it.
    7. Re:Why Sun? by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      Err. Ehm. ::re-reads:: ::coughs::

      From THIS user's POV, there is definitely a difference between Solaris and Linux.

      First off- Linux means free & open source. Last I checked Solaris would release source, but if you wanted to modify it you had to pay some sort of licensing fee. Linux is typically without those restrictions.

      Second off- All *nix distributions, even those within the Linux family, have quite a few differences that could throw a casual (or even advanced) user off. Try telling me that the average Joe user could be placed on gentoo, Redhat, Solaris, and OS X and never know the difference.

      Unix variants are just that. Variants. They may share themes and source code, and run the same programs, and have the same GUI, but they still vary by quite a bit, and it's foolish to say a user wouldn't know the difference. It's even more foolish to say that a Unix user wouldn't see much difference, as the typical Unix user is far more astute than say... The average consumer of say... Windows or the Mac OS. (Note: I'm saying "AVERAGE" so please don't jump to defend your favorite OS--I'm sure you're far above average.)

      Furthermore, it's about choice. Choice drives the market. If someone likes a certain flavor of OS, it's in their best interest to evangelize and make it known that that OS has a million and two benefits over the other OS. Word of mouth means higher popularity. Higher popularity means a better chance of survival. So "quibbling" over a flavor of *nix, particularly when it comes down to "Sun" vs "Redhat/SuSE/Mandrake/Debian" is quite productive. It sparks the curiousity of the party on the other side, and raises the liklihood that that person might try, like, switch, and strengthen the userbase of the *nix you know and love.

      The person you responded to had a very valid point. Even though Sun has a Linux, their primary pushing point is Solaris. If MS decided to have a Linux and opened a Linux school, do you think it would be a fabulous idea for MS to have a Linux school, or would you think that it was just another attempt at world domination?

      "Hello dear student, today we will discuss Linux administration (and why you want to be on our OS instead). We will discuss the pros (not pro-enough) and the cons (totally reason to switch to our other OS and pay us a fortune in licensing fees) of Linux as an operating system."

      -Sara

    8. Re:Why Sun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Only on slapdash could a comment that responds to "from a users point of view" with "if you ... administered Solaris" and have the comment considered worthwhile! (+4 as I write this...)

      Get a clue, people.

      A user in this context is not an admin.

      And for the (workstation) markets sun is aiming at, the users generally are not the admins.

      I would also disagree that Linux is "totally beautiful" and dismiss it as a fanboy comment, but no doubt I'll be given the verbal equivalent of a lynch mob for daring suggest Linux is anything less than perfect....

      BTW, Solaris is for "large computers"?

      Have you ever seen a SPARC IPX or even SS10/SS20?
      I have an IPX sitting right here on my desk. It's the smallest desktop box I own by a considerable margin...

    9. Re:Why Sun? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Actually if you think about it most of the major companies who support linux have their own OS, IBM has AIX , HP has HP-UX .... they are all Unix based OS's that are meant to run heavy metal.

      HOWEVER, Sun has contributed many many things to the open source community such has Grid Engine (clustering software) and has also funded alot of development in the gnome community.

      i will say they were a little late to the ball game, but that shouldnt detract from the positive contributions they have given to the community.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    10. Re:Why Sun? by ilikehardhouse · · Score: 1
      So "quibbling" over a flavor of *nix, particularly when it comes down to "Sun" vs "Redhat/SuSE/Mandrake/Debian" is quite productive. It sparks the curiousity of the party on the other side, and raises the liklihood that that person might try, like, switch, and strengthen the userbase of the *nix you know and love.

      Quibbling in this instance is good - it's good to see the differences (e.g. SVR4 pkgadd vs rpm vs apt etc.).

      On the whole, it's best for all *nix users if people find the *nix that suits them - I have very hazy recollections from marketing school along those lines - the more differentiation there is, the bigger the market is, etc.

      However, I didn't finish the course because I discovered the internet that summer, so what do I know anyway? :)

    11. Re:Why Sun? by chegosaurus · · Score: 2

      > Linux is totally beautiful when it comes to simplicity

      Every distribution is different, often very different. Every distribution is full of crap you'll never need, and each one requires a different set of tools and knowledge to safely remove said crap.

      Solaris is unchanging, predictable, and easier to pare down than any Linux I've ever worked with. Indeed, Sun are generally accused of not supplying enough apps with the OS, but I think that's good. You just add in what you need and it's easier to keep track of just what's installed. Keeps things simple.

      As a hotch-potch of BSD, SysV, with however many desktops, scripting languages and all, backed up by scant documentation, I often find it hard to believe Linux was ever designed at all, for *any* hardware. I certainly wouldn't tout it as being "beautifully simple".

    12. Re:Why Sun? by jayed_99 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if I would look at "creating and releasing NIS into the wild" as the act of a totally benevolent corp. ;)

  6. WHAT DO YOU KNOW BITCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    dear slashdot slashdot,

    i was trying to yell. i was using all capitals because yelling is the coolest thing ever. you ruined my chance at getting the coolest first post ever, and i hate you for it.

    I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

    1. Re:WHAT DO YOU KNOW BITCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      nothing but a wannabe!

  7. sign me up.. by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keates dismisses the notion hosting the centre in Belleville is a draw back. He says most people will have to travel no matter where it is, geographically speaking its in the sweet spot -- between Ottawa, Toronto and Montreal. Heaven says Sun Canada gets 50 per cent of its revenue in the triangle.

    it's exactly where i want to be spending time in january! how about some nice caribean trainning centers i can get my manager to send me off to. i'd go to class honest ;).

    1. Re:sign me up.. by Gramie2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's just the kind of uninformed badmouthing that we don't need, here in SE Ontario (I'm in Kingston, 45 minutes east of Belleville, or BelleVegas as we sometimes call it).

      When I got up this morning, it was a balmy -23 degrees (-9 Fahrenheit to the unwashed) and my nostrils would stick closed when I breathed in.

      Caribbean? Pah!

    2. Re:sign me up.. by DiS[EnDeR] · · Score: 1

      hahaha.. I'm from Toronto, living in Kingston, everyone i know from Smellville hates it. Actually, if I remember correctly Kingston lost the bid for this tech center.

      --

      Harder.. Better.. Faster.. Stronger
    3. Re:sign me up.. by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      I've lived in Belleville and there's virtually nothing fun to do in that town.

      So at least the kids won't be distracted from their training :)

    4. Re:sign me up.. by Mantrid · · Score: 2

      Belleville is a fun area of the 401 to drive through as well - in the winter you get free bonus blizzards! Score bonus points if you're heading all the way to Kingston!

    5. Re:sign me up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Kingston, Ontario is the sweet spot between Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa. Kinda surprised that it was not hosted in Kingston (larger town, more things to do, you can actually swim in the water, unlike the bay of Quinte). However it is great to see stuff like this come to Belleville...

    6. Re:sign me up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was a balmy -23 degrees. Holy boiling point batman! Were you wearing shorts this morning or what? Up here in Ottawa it was -29.

      "Thats it honey were going south (to Kingston) for the winter!"

      Truthfully, I'm from Kingston, Ottawa rots it big time for extreame temperatures. Summer is about Eleventy Billion degrees and winter is about minus Eleventy Billion degrees.

    7. Re:sign me up.. by Kyller · · Score: 1


      Belleville can't be that bad... you have a race track 'next door'.

      I go to Shannonville to watch the motorcycle races.

    8. Re:sign me up.. by swregor · · Score: 1

      you're all forgetting about Shannonville, just down the highway from Belleville. Maybe Sun Canada can offer some racing school together with Linux training

    9. Re:sign me up.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, stop trying to act macho because you withstood a little cold. You Toronto folks (SE Ontario is just one big Toronto suburb) gets one small snowstorm and they call in the army to showel the sidewalks and bus stops.
      Im not making this up.

      zev

  8. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, everybody reads article about useless SUN And LINUX and then they post.

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    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      In Soviet Russia, most people are brain-dead.

  9. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, jokes kill you.

  10. Oh no! by govtcheez · · Score: -1

    The Canadians have Linux! Run!

  11. oxymoron defined by neal+n+bob · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Linux and competency in the same sentence.

  12. WHEN I HATE YOU IT IS PACIFIC TIME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    AND IT IS ALWAYS PACIFIC TIME IN CALIFORNIA, WEST COAST.

    posting first has its ups and downs, sometimes you look like a complete jackass sitting at a public computer with your hands smushed together on a non-separated keyboard so your thumbs constantly hit one another, but other times you get the glory of the first post, without having to use a script to automatically refresh slashdot and whenever a new post is sensed, click reply, and wait 20 seconds, post words, it is not the american way.

  13. I R0X0R! J00==F@G0RT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    FIRSTUS POSTUS, BEEEEEEEEOTCHAE!

    Bow down and worship my hyperthyroid protuberance!





    pleeeeeeease?!!!!

    1. Re:I R0X0R! J00==F@G0RT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      if your mom was a spaceship, she would be dead because i just killed you!

      TWICE!

      YOU NO GOOD BITCH

  14. Cobalt Raq updates by mccalli · · Score: 4, Informative
    Could they please send the team now in charge of Cobalt Raq updates there?

    They've managed to introduce remote exploits via their alleged Security Hardening Package, and recent posts on the Cobalt developers lists show that their latest kernel update caused some machines to crash unrecoverably. They've promised an updated PHP on the Raq4 for an age now, but no sign.

    That, coupled with the inordinate delay in patching OpenSSL when slapper appeared makes me a tad more unhappy than I used to be. Used to be a good service, but now seems to be in shambles.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:Cobalt Raq updates by sharkey · · Score: 2

      That, coupled with the inordinate delay in patching OpenSSL when slapper appeared makes me a tad more unhappy than I used to be.

      No kidding. Fix out from OpenSSL.org in June, and Sun still hasn't gotten it packaged and published yet.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    2. Re:Cobalt Raq updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight.

      Sun if you are going to buy a company don't pull a Microsoft, use it don't kill it.

      Cobalt was an excellent solution that fit a niche.

    3. Re:Cobalt Raq updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that most of the source code to the GPL software they're using is plain missing...

    4. Re:Cobalt Raq updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the changelog for any RPM in their 15787 patch.

      - 1.3.20-Qube3_1C4stackguard
      - PR 15577. Security Patch, mod_ssl off_by_one vulnerability
      - PR 15106. Security Patch, Remove group writable bits from /usr/lib/authenticate
      - PR 15710. Security Patch, updated /usr/lib/authenticate
      - PR 15787. Security Patch, multiple OpenSSL vulnerabilities

      Look a little deeper than a version number before you make assumptions.

  15. eh? by REBloomfield · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How are these the first Linux Training Centers???

    Red Hat have a couple of hundred, and I'd be willing to bet that they are more Linux centric that Sun would be... this reminds me of their toe-in-the-water efforts over Star Office licensing. They know they can't compete, so they find a niche they can offer, and training/support is the weakest area IMHO...

    1. Re:eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Hat have a couple of hundred, and I'd be willing to bet that they are more Linux centric that Sun would be...



      I'd be willing to bet they're more RedHat-centric than Suns.

      From an admins point of view, Linux isn't one OS.

      RedHat, Mandrake, etc. are all effectively separate OSes.

      "They know they can't compete, so they find a niche they can offer, and training/support is the weakest area IMHO... "

      They can't? Sure looks like they can to me.

      Training/support is probably the only way to make a serious continuous revenue stream from Linux right now, if you take writing books on the subject to fall within this purview as well.

      And, of course, a traditional Sun shop that is considering transition to Linux on x86 would probably be a LOT more comfortable with this option.

  16. Internal Sun unrest by popeydotcom · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was chatting to a Sun employee the other day. He was telling me that a lot of developers at Sun are unhappy with the proliferation of Linux through their organisation.

    The way I understand it, they aren't happy with the level of maturity in the Linux kernel *compared with the Solaris kernel*. He seemed to imply that the scalability in Linux wasn't as good, and felt Sun should be pushing Solaris more than Linux.

    Don't take this as Linux bashing - I use it a lot at home and work, I just wondered if other developers felt similarly.

    1. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Listen, I don't know who your source is. I'm a developer at Sun too and I can tell you we're more than happy about Linux. We see it as the dominant player in the future.

    2. Re:Internal Sun unrest by codepunk · · Score: 2

      Yes this may indeed be true at least for the very short term. Sun knows damn well that they cannot stop the inevitable tide. The linux programming force is extremely strong and motivated. Linux is growing exponentially stronger each and every single day. One only has to look at SGI for a 64 way record shattering linux machine. Cluster technology on linux is growing at a faster rate than in any other operating system.Sun knows that no matter what they do or say Linux is going to own the Unix server space.

      --


      Got Code?
    3. Re:Internal Sun unrest by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      Sun sells hardware and enterprise software. I'm not sure why they would care too much if that software ran on Linux/Solaris or even the Windows OS as long as it was their enterprise app servers on thier hardware with their engineers supporting the systems.

    4. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, I don't know who YOUR source is but I repair mainframes for NASA. Over here, we think Linux sucks.

    5. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fix it. You have the source.

    6. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really? Well I'm Scott McNealy and I want you to get back to work right now! I just got a call from Steve Ballmer and he was laughing his ass off about how all we do here is surf Slashdot all day.

      Wait a minute...How would he know that?

    7. Re:Internal Sun unrest by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Well it is probably a difference in which department they work in. If he is developing software for the 15k then he would not like linux as much because the Solaris Kernel is very well designed for the larger systems. But Linux is better in their workstation market where you dont need a heavy duty solaris system to run the same things that you can use linux for on cheaper systems. So a lot of application programers dont mind the Linux because most of the porting is the same. But of course the solaris development team may get cut because Sun is spreading out their work force and resources.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    8. Re:Internal Sun unrest by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      A big fat box running Solaris is no silver bullet. Even a cabal of Sun engineers can botch such a deployment. So, the "superiority" of Solaris may or may not be relevant.

      Besides, not everyone needs to run 40 CPU monsters.

      As long as Linux can chug along on "smallish" boxes and perform reasonably well, Solaris "superiority" really shouldn't matter. In the domain where most shops actually operate, the hardware architecture is far more critical.

      What RAID level your storage subsystem is running is probably going to matter more than Linux vs. Solaris.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    9. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      duh. i bet u're a MC$E...

    10. Re:Internal Sun unrest by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      That doesn't mean anything. If you're a mainframer, you're probably still resisting Unix in general (not just Linux).

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    11. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I don't know who YOUR source is but I repair mainframes for NASA. Over here, we think Linux sucks

      Hey, I don't know who YOUR source is but I repair computers at my "house." Over here, I think, I have the biggest penis.

    12. Re:Internal Sun unrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? Well I CAN DERAIL TRAINS WITH MY MIND! ...and I say that OpenVMS on VAX hardware is the platform of the future here at Sun Microsystems.

    13. Re:Internal Sun unrest by christophersaul · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's anything particularly inevitable about the tide. Think about who buys Sun's machines - businesses, after solutions. SGI's machine is focussed on a very specific target market. It has few commercial apps, no reference sites in industry, etc. Customers needing that Oracle upgrade, storage consolidation and custom in-house developed app, across multiple global sites, are not going to install a 64 way Itanium Linux machine from SGI.

  17. I HATE YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    CANADIANS ARE JUST LIKE ME

    we both sit at public computers, sit here, thinking how much we hate you!

    it's a hell of a lot! you wouldn't believe how much that I think you really, really suck right now, for that worthless, crappy, shitty joke. you think you are cool, you're not even smart enough to be a nationist (it is kind of like a racist but you're making fun of canadians, hell my dog can do that).

    anybody else getting sick of that jackass who is always on the god damn news about his god damn family? who gives a shit, you're a bitch

  18. Uh oh,,, by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you let your kids hang around with a bunch of Linux admins for an entire summer? I think not!

    1. Re:Uh oh,,, by mark_lybarger · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, i went to church camp in the summer when i was a youth. and from what i vaguely remember, i would much rather send my daughter to a linux admin summer camp than to church camp. sure she'll be out numbered, but the pale pasty caffiene slurping zombies will be too busy trying to get their fps as high as possible or see who's beowulf cluster can out-crunch the others to stop to ask her name let alone attempt anything we did while away at church camp!

    2. Re:Uh oh,,, by gpinzone · · Score: 2

      Church camp probably isn't so bad. Just remember NEVER to drink the Kook-Aid.

    3. Re:Uh oh,,, by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

      not it wasn't bad at all. there was a 1:12 adult to camper ratio. we managed to have quite a blast and get away with quite a lot of things that young teens are quite interested in. we even managed to find ourselves at a kegger on evening, but we had to sneak away from the camp for a few hours for that one.

    4. Re:Uh oh,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like what?

  19. Well, I never! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Linux and competancy in the same topic?!!!

    This is so trollfood!

  20. SUN opens Linux Competency center by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    Whew! That was a relief! Without SUN we'd all be incompetent! ;)

    1. Re:SUN opens Linux Competency center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn...looks like the mods didn't think that was particularly funny.

    2. Re:SUN opens Linux Competency center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for your future reference it's Sun not SUN. I hate seeing it in caps because it's just plain wrong. And yes, I do know what it orginally stood for, but stopped being an acronym many, many years ago.

      If you must use shouty, shouty letters you could write SUNW, at least that would be correct.

      Thank you.

    3. Re:SUN opens Linux Competency center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, that's anal, dude. Nobody cares.

    4. Re:SUN opens Linux Competency center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, that's anal, dude. Nobody cares.

      Evidently that's not true.

  21. Wrong directions by Neil+Watson · · Score: 5, Informative
    Located about two hours north of Toronto

    Bellville is two hours east of Toronto.

    1. Re:Wrong directions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the geographically challenged: a map

  22. /. opens first lineourpockets .con.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tempt for the folks who made you ceNTer.

    only those with kharmade ratings of +10 knead appLIE.

  23. Cost? by Deacon+Jones · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I didn't notice the price list in the articles, but maybe I missed it.

    *wish* they would open some free (as in beer) training centers for some of us. Afterall, I can download the software for free, I can scan news groups and ask questions, but as far as someone testing my knowledge (which would help me know what areas I needed to improve), it looks like I have to pay for it.

    And there's nothing wrong with getting money off of this as far as I can tell, I'm just dreaming. And no, most LUG's don't do this...at least not the ones in my area.

    --
    I pulled a jack move to cop this sig
    1. Re:Cost? by yatest5 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Are you fucking joking? In the real world, people want paying for their time - why should anyone pay to educate your lazy ass?

      --
      • Mod parent up! [a] by Anonymous Coward (Score:5) Thurs, June 31, @13:37
    2. Re:Cost? by Deacon+Jones · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the kind comments.

      I see I left out that I do plan to build my competencies in Linux and then do volunteer/non-proft education centers in the area.

      I think I would then fulfill what I was asking about.

      Again, thanks for the constructive critism and deep thoughts.

      --
      I pulled a jack move to cop this sig
    3. Re:Cost? by mao+che+minh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I educate people in Linux and open source for free. I also perform the task for a fee on occasion, but mostly for free. This is because I'm not a lazy ass like you, and choose give back to the community that gives me a free operating system with a slew of applications and tools. Suzy.

  24. Re:Why IBM? by kperrier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I realize that they do make use of linux, but haven't they got their own OS?

    Looks to me that this logic works with other companies as well. HP comes to mind as well. The only type of company I would be suprised to find listed in a statement like this is a pure software company that sells an OS. (Microsoft and Novell come to mind first...)

    If the hardware manufacturers support Linux then that can only be a good thing.

    Kent

  25. Java and Linux... v MS by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Interesting


    This move by Sun means that one of the largest HW vendors is looking at Linux as an OS.

    Linux as the OS, Java as the environment, J2EE as the application platform.

    IBM have gone this way, now Sun, HP already have too..... interesting times ahead.

    --
    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:Java and Linux... v MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are interesting times ahead



      Hopefully not in the way that the old chinese curse meant ... :-)
    2. Re:Java and Linux... v MS by axxackall · · Score: 2
      Java and Linux? Are you kidding?

      I've been using J2EE on winNT/2k, Solaris and linux and i would tell that Linux was the worst case of scenario counting slow performance and amount of bugs.

      I am not fun of Java after all, but if you want to (have to, are forced to) use Java, take either Solaris or Windows, depends on your hardware budget.

      Personally, I prefer to develop Python based web applications with Zope. But that is off-topic.

      --

      Less is more !
    3. Re:Java and Linux... v MS by fantastic · · Score: 1

      "I've been using J2EE on winNT/2k, Solaris and linux and i would tell that Linux was the worst case of scenario counting slow performance and amount of bugs."

      I haven't experienced any problems and "j2ee" (btw I use an application server not "j2ee") can beat zope on my solaris box. zope works really badly for multi cpu machines

    4. Re:Java and Linux... v MS by Jord · · Score: 1
      I have yet to find a situation where Java runs faster on Windows than on Linux. Both in GUI and in server applications, Java far outperforms on Linux than on Windows.

      If you are not fond of java (translated from your "not fun of java"), then chances are you are doing things wrong or simply do not understand what you are doing with it.

      The application I am working on must run on everything thrown against it (HP-UX, Solaris, Windows, Linux so far), and windows is the WORST performer so far. In my opinion it has more to do with Windows memory management, etc. than anything Java has control over.

    5. Re:Java and Linux... v MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Java performs best under Windows. Its performance with many threads is best under Solaris.
      Nice lying fanboyisms, though.

    6. Re:Java and Linux... v MS by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      Except there may come a time when corporations realize the many layers of a J2EE application and the slowness of Java really drain the horsepower of a group of machines, and that a lean, mean middleware coupled with a good scripting language can even kick java's butt.

      Not to mention Linux taking on the abilities to work even huge servers and advanced storage arrays....

      I love Solaris and Sun gear, but I see trouble for them ahead.

  26. Sun is Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Sun is dying One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Sun community when IDC confirmed that Sun market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey, which plainly states that Sun has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Sun is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test. You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Sun's future. The handwriting is on the wall: Sun faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Sun because Sun is dying. Things are looking very bad for Sun. As many of us are already aware, Sun continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Sun is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departure of Bill Joy and Scott McNealy only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Sun is dying. All major surveys show that Sun has steadily declined in market share. Sun is very sick and its long-term survival prospects are very dim. If Sun is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Sun continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Sun is dead. Fact: Sun is dying

  27. Um Bellville ? by ilyahndre · · Score: 1

    Right. You know sun really wants to "help" when they put up shop in Bellville.

    Belleville, population 36000. There are only 20 or so Linux/Unix users in the whole city and surrounding area. I can give you the names of ALL of them. The surrounding area includes Trenton, Picton, Bloomfield, Milford and the famous Sandbanks Provincial Park. (Largest freshwater beach in the world, largest freshwater sand dunes in the world. Its our only claim to fame)

    Why Belleville is what I would like to know?

    If you don't know it, its a bunch of old farmers who don't own computers and can't afford them. Cable and DSL internet are new, (ie past 8 months). Dial-Up is the standard internet, and for 90% of ppl its their only option (save satellite, but if you can't afford a decent machine, how could u afford that?)

    There are no tech companies in Belleville or surrounding area. Save a small windows help desk company (Stream) where if you don't have a high school diploma, you can get a job. But if you've got an education, you can't get a job there.

    I really don't know what they were thinking. The locals have absolutely no interest in computers. And why would anyone WANT to come here?

    So if your boss sends you to belleville, well, i hope you like to drink yourself stupid because thats about all there is to do here.

    1. Re:Um Bellville ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No interest in computers? Could have fooled me - I myself and a lot of other Belleville residents love computers and have been using them all my life. During the BBS era there were always atleast 20-30 boards up in Belleville/Trenton and area alone. There is a very strong computer community here. Stream is not the only tech center, RexCan circuits, Nortel used to be here, and quite a bit that I'm not remembering right now. We're not all a bunch of farmers and I have no idea where you came up with that.

    2. Re:Um Bellville ? by smithdm3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ummm.... no tech companies? Let's see... Nortel Networks has their largest Enterprise Voice design center in Belleville. That's where all that nice CallPilot, Meridian and CallServer code comes out of. By the way, DSL and Cable have been availble for over 2 years.

    3. Re:Um Bellville ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live right downtown, they can take my 3.5mbit/800kbit DSL when they pry it from my cold dead hands. :)

    4. Re:Um Bellville ? by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      It's BellEville. I am from there, currently living in Los Angeles. Right now I am in Chicago, just wrapped up migrating a critical hospital system to a shiny new Oracle server. Did the same thing last week in Rochester, MN and the week before in Burlington, VT.

      I remember doing my co-op placement at Loyalist at .NetReach, still the dominant local ISP, where I got my first hands on with Linux as it runs the whole ISP. It was kernel .99 back then. So if they had over 500 clients (yes) I guess they had 500 linux users, right?

      Quit bitching, and open your eyes fool.

      JON

      P.S. netreach used to give shell accounts if you asked....
      p.s.s and yes the BBS scene was very strong!
      p.s.s.s. looking forward to moving back...

  28. Re:Um Bellville ? Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    links to belleville and quinte region

    Belleville
    Quinte Region

  29. They are unpatriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    They should be running OpenBSD.

    Terrorists, the lot of them!

  30. I think it's simple really by fishlet · · Score: 5, Interesting


    I think Sun is starting to realize that Solaris is a dead end market share wise. This is no reflection on the quality of Solaris, just that the only major OS's to experience growth are Windows and Linux (and maybe OSX to a very small degree). Besides, companies like the idea of standardizing on a platform. For many that choice is Microsoft. If they don't like Micro$oft, then maybe they'll go with something else. But they probably wont go with three different things... for example Linux, Solaris, and AIX. So a smart company will give the customer what it wants- the ability to use standardize on a platform of choice.

  31. You know the old saying... by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2
    If you can't beat 'em.....

    It's obvious that the open source development model and Linux is going to be the dominating force in computing. The only way that either can even be slowed down is through crooked litigation, which will not fly in the rest of the world.

    Linux is the Micheal Jordan of operating systems. You can't stop him, only hope to contain him. Linux is Micheal Jackson, Microsoft is Tito. A mega-rich and powerful Tito, but still Tito nontheless.

    1. Re:You know the old saying... by jcannava · · Score: 1

      It's obvious that the open source development model and Linux is going to be the dominating force in computing.

      How is that obvious? It isn't currently, and linux/open source has not made any major effort to become the dominant force. Right now the dominant model is microsoft, and hell even Macs are better off than linux and open source, and due to usability issues linux is going to have a hard time for years to come.

  32. Free Linux courses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give free Linux courses (and general IT related courses) at homeless shelters in NYC. It feels good to see their joy when they learn something new.

    1. Re:Free Linux courses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think homeless people have more important hings to worry about than a fucking hobbyist OS.

  33. Offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A query concerning the cost of the program in question is off topic? Stupid, geeky, fat moderator.

  34. Name change imminent? by yerricde · · Score: 2

    So Sun is calling this venture "Beonix"?

    Isn't that name taken by a vendor of a Mozilla browser distribution?

    I guess now the shoe's on the other foot...

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:Name change imminent? by McGarnacle · · Score: 1
      So Sun is calling this venture "Beonix" [beonix.com]?

      Did you even bother to look at that link? How about the other stories? It seems fairly obvious that Beonix is a small tech company, not a "venture" so dubbed by Sun.

      --

      I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

  35. Micro$oft jr. ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll



    Is the only difference between bewtween these two dogs that sun does tricks. Like say... oo...I dont know, THIS ONE!!!!!

    With one hand the clown dazzled us with magic and with the other he was touchin your kids.

  36. We are in dire need of Linux Competency Tests by erroneus · · Score: 2

    Someone needs to do it. The "RedHat" certification program is VERY expensive and VERY far from home which makes it very inaccessible to me.

    I'd like to see courseware and a test that I can take at my local testing center like the MCSE tests.

    But what would be the agreed upon criteria? What would be the certification title?

    I have an idea though! How about the "Linux Competency Test." Makes perfect sense. And we can get cool acronyms out of it like "LiCT" or something like that. :)

  37. Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I mean, it's in fucking Cananda. No one goes there except for honeymoons and draft dodging anyway.

  38. Keep the exams at a higher level by Meech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the problems that I see with the MCSE exam is that anyone can go to a bookstore, pick up a book, and then pass the exam(s). If testing for Linux becomes popular, I would hope that they give the test some integrity. One should have necessary "keyboard" time before becoming certified. Sort of like trade work, they have journeymen programs.

    Before it was a good assumption that is someone was a Linux admin, they knew their stuff. Let's keep it that way.

  39. Meeting them halfway, I guess...& speculation by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    The only good thing I can think of about locating it in Belleville is that it's about equidistant from the Ottawa tech cluster (Ottawa, Kanata, Hull, etc.), Toronto and its exurbs (Toronto, Markham, Scarberia), and Montreal. Also, the overhead's probably way cheaper in Belleville than in the GTA, Ottawa, Montreal, or a similar-sized urban centre. Hmm... Sneaky ulterior motive question: Did anyone happen to notice whether the City of Belleville is providing infrastructure monies or similar other "incentives"?

  40. oops by yerricde · · Score: 1

    OOPS! Shouldn't post with my bonus while half asleep.

    Take 2:

    Now that a company called "Beonix" is working together with established powerhouse Sun Microsystems, does anybody see a danger of a name conflict with "Beonex Communicator"?

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  41. Sun, the Original Open System by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I agree with this almost completely. Sun has attempted to introduce "open" standards with varying amounts of control. I think if you analysed it, the more control they went for, the less successful the technology has been. The recognised from the start that NFS had to be very open, or it would not succeed, and by making it very open from the start, sponsoring connectathons, and such, it is a huge success story. They tried to control NEWS, and it flopped. With Java they are trying more of a middle road, but it's hard to say yet.

    Bottom line is that they practically invented the idea of "Open Systems", and were a pioneer with the SunOSs (essentially a BSD fork). In the late 80s, I was working at AT&Ts Summit, NJ facility (later to be spun off and sold as USO, Unix Software Operation). Bill Joy came to speak at a nearby AT&T location, and I heard him give his rant on "the vendor motel" (you know, you check in, but you don't check out). At that time, this was more directed at IBM, DEC, HP, and anyone who was still maintaining their own non-Unix OS. MicroSoft wasn't even on anyone's radar screen then, but then, you can't blame them, Windows 3.0 hadn't come out yet, so it was hard to consider it more than a toy.

    In the end, Sun continues to deliver a lot of value to their customers. It's going to cost a bit more than buying commodity PC hardware and using Linux, but in my experience it is a lot more foolproof. You can probably get most of this with the best PC vendors, and Linux, but the service and support will be better from Sun. You have the commitment of a single vendor to deliver a complete hardware/software system. All of the Linux distribution houses are in the mode of packaging what they get from the community, not putting together a complete system (well, that's my impression anyway, it would be nice to see a vendor prove me wrong).

    It is fair to say Sun has been reluctant to fully support Linux on their hardware, but I see that position as well justified. Until recently, Solaris was significantly more stable than Linux, so not many customers wanted it. Now, with so many huge server farms with many x86 boxes running Linux, and say a few larger Suns running databases and such, I can see wanting to run Linux on the Sun servers too. Your going to have less support cost for an all Linux environment than a Sun/Linux environment. For Sun, it doesn't matter if you run the box on Solaris or Linux, they aren't making much money on the software anyway. In fact, it probably costs less to support the user on Linux, so it is conceivable that they eventually drop Solaris altogether.

    It's really the same dynamic is IBM has with AIX and Linux. As long as there is a strong demand from the customer base for Solaris, or AIX, they will keep them going. At some point, it will be attractive to port a couple of distictive tools to Linux and be done with it. These tools would be the ones that keep the holdouts for AIX/Solaris hanging around. It also means that Linux is just at stable as AIX/Solaris (I would say it is pulling close or even by now, but this is a difficult thing to measure).

  42. Debian GNU/Solaris by Vagary · · Score: 2

    Dear Scott:

    There's nothing I'd rather have for Christmas than Debian GNU/Solaris. By this, I mean Debian's look&feel with a Solaris kernel under the hood. Yes, I know Debian GNU/Linux supports the SPARC architecture, but I want the world-renowned performance of Sun's very own kernel plus the integration I expect from an OS + hardware vendor. Oh, and I want an enterprise-quality support contract.

    Solaris, as an operating system, leaves something to be desired, both in the bundled applications and the ease of administration. Rather than cozy up to RPMs and port Gnome, I think you should just toss the baby out with the bathwater. Everyone knows that Debian is the best Linux distribution, and since they're already working on ports to Hurd and NetBSD your developers have some examples to study.

    It would make me so happy, Scott. Please, pretty please?

  43. Belleville?! by ecote · · Score: 1

    Belleville!?? someone please explain?? if they were trying to put it at a strategic distance between montreal and toronto, they could of at least put in in Kingston, not some rural town like Belleville