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Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage

Slashback tonight brings you updates on the current doings (and name) of J. Jovan Philyaw, the man behind the :CueCat, the alleged worldwide infestation of file-trading computers with an RIAA-sponsored worm (not true, they say), the privacy implications of GeoURL markup, and more. Read on for the details.

When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow-up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot ... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it.""

<Location>,<location>,<location > A few days ago, we mentioned the interesting geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:

Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"

A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.

This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.

Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."

A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.

Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."

A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)

I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."

Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!

Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten :CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."

I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."

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  1. haiku by bobtheprophet · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, no more lawsuits
    but instead there will be worms
    From bad to evil.

    --
    Don't give me none of this "nature theme" business.
  2. Now we're screwed.... by reaper20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."

    "Thanks for the idea though!"

  3. Actually, comparing himself to Thomas Edison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Might be apt if you're not a fan of his (and many of us aren't). He did have a way of stealing ideas and claiming them as his own. He was just a really good marketer.

  4. What's up with the name change? by rgarcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    "J. Jovan Philyaw ... his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer.

    Might as well have changed it to Max Power ;)

    --

    I couldn't fail to disagree with you less.

    1. Re:What's up with the name change? by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If he could push the idea of the CueCat as far as it got, blow $185 mil and not lose any sleep over it... maybe he's thinking of becoming a lawyer for the RIAA!

      "Kids, as of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"

      Seriously, though. I've got a few of those CueCats. A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often. Cuecats were perfect because they were free and really easy to write software for!

      Still in service, as far as I know. :)
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:What's up with the name change? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 5, Funny


      Judge: Hmm. "Hercules Rockefeller". "Rembrandt Q. Einstein".
      "Handsome B. Wonderful". Huh, I'm going to give you the only
      name you spelt correctly. From this day forward, your name
      shall be ...
      [cut to a shot of Lisa, reading from a sheet of paper on the
      Simpsons' couch]
      Lisa: "Max Power"?

      Source: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF09. Hope that helped.

      --
      if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence / freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
    3. Re:What's up with the name change? by sessamoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Might as well have changed it to Max Power ;)

      Doesn't beat the guy I met yesterday who changed his name to "Big Daddy." No lie.

      --
      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
    4. Re:What's up with the name change? by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often.

      Cool--it's like a library card for food!

      Actually, the first time I read the post, I missed the phrase "barcoded ID card"--I wondered whether you had to have someone hold the homeless folks down while you tattooed them with a barcode, or if you just slipped a tranquilizer into their soup.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    5. Re:What's up with the name change? by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny
      Doesn't beat the guy I met yesterday who changed his name to "Big Daddy." No lie.

      But nothing beats this guy.
      Love-22 is a street performer in Key West, who legally changed his name, and prints up his own 22-dollar bills, which have been used (mostly at backwoods convenience stores and gas stations) for currency more than 500 times in the past 22 years.

      I met this guy once... Looooooooooopy!

      -T

  5. the bio by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Don't bother clicking, y'all. This bozo doesn't deserve the notoriety that a good Slashdotting would bring. Here's the funniest part, smart quotes endumbened but all typos left intact. Just look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair:
    Who Is J. Hutton Pulitzer?

    J. Hutton Pulitzer is one of the most prolific independent Inventors of modern times and of the new millennium. His obvious "Invention and Passion Gene" seems to date back to his Royal German Ancestry as early as 1492 in the development of what is now modern Germany. Known for being "ahead of his time" in vision, thought and product development. J. Hutton has created many "first". One notable being the first syndicated television program in the world to combine simultaneous broadcast via Television, Radio and the Internet. His highly rated, award winning and acclaimed program, Net Talk Live!, which broadcast a record 245 original episodes, created a network of over 700 TV stations (ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS, WB and many Independent stations) and 200 radio stations-- Coast To Coast! In a format that is now copied by all the major networks, J. Hutton's show was broadcast to over 1.5 million TV homes worldwide on cable and broadcast television. His creation paved the way to the integration of various broadcast mediums around one syndicated theme. A sought after public speaker and industry trade writer, J. Hutton Pulitzer has presented his teachings to audiences as large as 45,000 and he has been guest lecturer and featured speaker/panelist at such prestigious educational institutions as Harvard Business School, Stanford University, The Cato Institute, University of Michigan, University of Texas, The C.E.O.'s Roundtable and corporations such as American Airlines, Radio Shack, Microsoft, NBC, Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns and many others.
    I weep for the Republic.
    --

    I write in my journal
  6. on excercising games by lingqi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So... besides the tried and true DanceDanceRevolution (and all its spinoffs - the korean versions seems the hardest so far), there are many others nowadays. (and have been)

    For those who complains that there is insufficient stuff for your hands to do because "nobody dances like that", there is also ParaParaParadise or somesuch that focuses on the hands. If you follow *exactly* what the person do onscreen, it actually gets pretty fancy.

    Moreover, in Japan I have seen some boxing games where you would put on a pair of gloves and hit targets as they come up; at least one of them is themed after "Fist of the Northern Star." Also gives you quite a cardiovascular workout after a while.

    Then we have the horse-riding ones... While looking silly, those gets tiring!

    Another "all the rage" game is a drumming one. The Playstation version is not so tiring, but in the arcade with big drums and relatively heavy sticks, they can get interesting mighty quick (since for fast tracks you have to accelerate a fairly massy stick to the drum at high frequency).

    In ESPN-zone in downtown Chicago, there is also a rock-climbing thingy. Nobody can afford one on their own, but that's probably the most physically engaging "game" I have ever played.

    so... no reason to stick just to the bikes, y'all.

    --

    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  7. Re:CUECAT by cioxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got my :CueCat back in 98 I think; came with the issue of Wired Mag. There were some driver issues and it didn't install, so I just threw it in the closet where it still is.

    In fact, here's a picture to prove I was part of the moron revolution.

  8. GEOUrl by zangdesign · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For all you paranoid types out there, this GEOUrl thing is remarkably easy to defeat

    1. don't participate - it ain't mandatory, so you have no reason to bitch.
    2. lie - hell, it could even help. make it look like you live someplace glamorous rather than in the basement of your parent's house in Poughkeepsie.

    I fail to see a problem here.

    --
    To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
  9. Edison was a jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Go read about your hero... assuming you can read. Edison was a brilliant marketeer, but a piss-poor pseudo-scientist who blundered into most of his "inventions" by sheer dumb luck when he didn't steal them outright. He lived by patents, and had a stable of lawyers file for patents everywhere patents were obtainable. Tesla had gas-discharge lighting in his labs years before Lamb invented incandescent electric lights (two years before Edison). Edison thought alternating current was an abomination (he had no clue how it worked) and tried to push DC generation... ooh, a generator on every city block, great idea. Lucky for all of us that he fired Tesla, and that Tesla hooked up with George Westinghouse. Had Edison been a scientist, he would have done something besides patent the "edison effect" and not left the invention of the vacuum tube to DeForest. And on and on... Edison was a jerk, a joke, and the original abuser of IP patents. What a guy.

    1. Re:Edison was a jerk by rossifer · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm sorry moderators, but the posting calling Edison a jerk is right on the money.

      He was on the wrong side of developing just about every technological idea that his name is attached to. He was one of the first to develop the phonograph, but insisted on tubes instead of disks, no matter what the market said. Edison did not invent the incandescent light bulb, he refined the gas and filament for longer life. Etc.

      Just because you haven't heard this before or it deflates one of your personal sacred cows doesn't make it flamebait. American history texts in high school are so far off on every other topic, I'm amazed that they spelled Edison's name right.

      Edison's real genius was in securing IP and marketing his IP so that others would license it. He was doing that years before that became a high tech business plan for us to discuss on /.

      Regards,
      Ross

    2. Re:Edison was a jerk by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, I know this isn't much help but the History Channel had a nice biography on him. He was a real asshole. If you wanted to work for him you had to sign away all your rights to any patents you develop to him. How do you think he "invented" all that stuff? Hundreds of inventors came to work for him and he ended up patenting THEIR work. Sounds like what the RIAA does today for music artists. He also had a stranglehold on the early motion picture and music industries single handedly. He dictated what could and could not be recorded depending on his personal taste. Oh yea, let's not forget he was almost completely deaf at the time he was doing this. ;-) We see Edison through rose colored glasses as some great inventor the same way kids will see Bill Gates as a great innovator 100 years from now. "Wow, that's the guy who created the computer operating system and made everything friendly right?"

    3. Re:Edison was a jerk by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This thread is totally on the money on Edison. There's an ironic twist to the Edison story that bears interestingly in this discussion.

      It seems that Edison owned several patents on the technology behind filmmaking, and exacted brutal licensing on virtually every aspect of the industry. The pressure was so unreasonable that the burgeoning movie industry of the early 20th century was forced out of what was then the center of filmmaking - the east coast. They needed a place to shoot their pirate criminal outlaw movies that was far away from Edison and his patent police. Also important was that they be close to the Mexican border so that they could take their copyright criminal tools out of the country should Edison's goons show up.

      The result? Hollywood, CA. A litle fact I like to remember when they hurl hypocrisy about IP criminals.

    4. Re:Edison was a jerk by blincoln · · Score: 5, Interesting

      it would help many ill-informed people if you would please state your source for this information.

      One of the easiest ways to verify his status as a jerk is to read pretty much any biography of Tesla.

      Tesla invented a ton of technologies that we use everyday, like AC electricity and flourescent lighting. Because he wasn't the greatest businessperson, many of them were stolen by people like Edison (who he worked for briefly).

      Most people think of Edison as a great inventor. I think of him as a thief who was so bent on discrediting Tesla's AC electricity in favour of his own DC that he used it to electrocute a bunch of animals to death on film.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    5. Re:Edison was a jerk by nehril · · Score: 5, Informative

      additional meaning of "impress" from dictionary.com:

      impress
      tr.v. impressed, impressing, impresses

      1. To compel (a person) to serve in a military force.

      2. To seize (property) by force or authority; confiscate.



      so "impressing US sailors" in this instance means "capturing US sailors and forcing them into the British Navy."

  10. Re:CUECAT by pato+perez · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually it was pretty useful--free barcode reader. I cataloged my entire library with it. I scanned each book and used some software I downloaded that looked up each book's barcode on Amazon, Library of Congress, (or other sites) and added it to a database.

  11. Re:pretty tame ego ... by 1984 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (Not sure how just how much abuse this'll generate, but let's see...)

    So we all hate Bill Gates. Apparently for being ruthlessly successful at exploiting the (fairly) free, capitalist system we all hold dear. We're constantly shocked at the audacity of Microsoft, and Bill is the epitome of the evil that company represents.

    This is a guy who (with his wife) is in the process of donating $24 Billion to good causes. Not frat house good causes, not pussyfooting PC good causes. He has set up a well-run foundation (you know, managment and accountability) to see that money put to use combatting aids in India, that sort of thing.

    $24 Billion is more than most developed countries in the world will put into that sort of work in our lifetimes.

    But we do enjoy banging on that "He tried to squash Netscape!", because that's a) more important and b) surely nothing to do with how we like to run things?

    The wrong place to point it out, maybe, but it's fun to sit back and reflect on the irony sometimes.

  12. Re:Philyaw: wheres the evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the Digital:Convergence website:
    Prior to founding Digital:Convergence, Jovan was host and executive producer of " Net Talk Live!," an international radio and television show broadcast live over the Internet. Begun in 1995 under Jovan's guidance, the show now reaches an audience of millions around the world.
    From the J. Hutton website:
    J. Hutton has created many "first". One notable being the first syndicated television program in the world to combine simultaneous broadcast via Television, Radio and the Internet. His highly rated, award winning and acclaimed program, Net Talk Live!, which broadcast a record 245 original episodes, created a network of over 700 TV stations
  13. Re:CUECAT by delta407 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I cataloged my entire library with it. I scanned each book and used some software I downloaded that looked up each book's barcode on Amazon, Library of Congress, (or other sites) and added it to a database.
    Coincidentally, I am currently writing software for a private high school, and the current project is to do exactly that -- make a library system that fetches information from a variety of sources and allows access in a flexible way. (Amazon is used for most info, LoC for LCCN, amazon.co.uk for book cover art -- that's already coded.) Further requirements include complex indexing capabilities (allowing 'sounds like' searching) and lots of other things, most of which are at least partially implemented.

    Oh, and guess what? The school made several stops to various Radio Shacks a few years ago and currently has nine CueCats that they plan to use on the library terminals. Nine. They read Code 128 for free, what more could you want?
  14. Re:pretty tame ego ... by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You have to understand you're arguing with someone whose understanding of reality is essentially flawed. A post like this one is classic Slashdot - it doesn't get any better than Mr. Twitter here. I mean, right down to the lame sig, right down to the unfettered use of the sad, tired 'M$' acronym and the arguing over a simplistic out of context point when called on their bullshit.

    This could be a discussion about, oh, bio-engineered hamsters or the moons of Neptune, and you'd still get the pathetic Microsoft non-sequitur.

    Why? Because someone with mod points will probably think it's funny.

    BTW, welcome to Slashdot. Or something.