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Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage

Slashback tonight brings you updates on the current doings (and name) of J. Jovan Philyaw, the man behind the :CueCat, the alleged worldwide infestation of file-trading computers with an RIAA-sponsored worm (not true, they say), the privacy implications of GeoURL markup, and more. Read on for the details.

When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow-up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot ... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it.""

<Location>,<location>,<location > A few days ago, we mentioned the interesting geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:

Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"

A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.

This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.

Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."

A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.

Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."

A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)

I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."

Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!

Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten :CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."

I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."

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  1. haiku by bobtheprophet · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, no more lawsuits
    but instead there will be worms
    From bad to evil.

    --
    Don't give me none of this "nature theme" business.
  2. Now we're screwed.... by reaper20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."

    "Thanks for the idea though!"

    1. Re:Now we're screwed.... by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting


      So, the RIAA is finding out about stuff p2p? I hope their lawyers sue them.

      Heaven forbid, I check out a band I haven't heard before I buy their CD.

  3. Actually, comparing himself to Thomas Edison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Might be apt if you're not a fan of his (and many of us aren't). He did have a way of stealing ideas and claiming them as his own. He was just a really good marketer.

  4. What's up with the name change? by rgarcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    "J. Jovan Philyaw ... his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer.

    Might as well have changed it to Max Power ;)

    --

    I couldn't fail to disagree with you less.

    1. Re:What's up with the name change? by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If he could push the idea of the CueCat as far as it got, blow $185 mil and not lose any sleep over it... maybe he's thinking of becoming a lawyer for the RIAA!

      "Kids, as of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"

      Seriously, though. I've got a few of those CueCats. A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often. Cuecats were perfect because they were free and really easy to write software for!

      Still in service, as far as I know. :)
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:What's up with the name change? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 5, Funny


      Judge: Hmm. "Hercules Rockefeller". "Rembrandt Q. Einstein".
      "Handsome B. Wonderful". Huh, I'm going to give you the only
      name you spelt correctly. From this day forward, your name
      shall be ...
      [cut to a shot of Lisa, reading from a sheet of paper on the
      Simpsons' couch]
      Lisa: "Max Power"?

      Source: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF09. Hope that helped.

      --
      if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence / freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
    3. Re:What's up with the name change? by sessamoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Might as well have changed it to Max Power ;)

      Doesn't beat the guy I met yesterday who changed his name to "Big Daddy." No lie.

      --
      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
    4. Re:What's up with the name change? by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often.

      Cool--it's like a library card for food!

      Actually, the first time I read the post, I missed the phrase "barcoded ID card"--I wondered whether you had to have someone hold the homeless folks down while you tattooed them with a barcode, or if you just slipped a tranquilizer into their soup.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    5. Re:What's up with the name change? by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny
      Doesn't beat the guy I met yesterday who changed his name to "Big Daddy." No lie.

      But nothing beats this guy.
      Love-22 is a street performer in Key West, who legally changed his name, and prints up his own 22-dollar bills, which have been used (mostly at backwoods convenience stores and gas stations) for currency more than 500 times in the past 22 years.

      I met this guy once... Looooooooooopy!

      -T

    6. Re:What's up with the name change? by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok... Big Daddy... big whoop...

      My own story: I work retail. So, one day this guy comes in and buys a few things. Pulls out his credit card to pay. I have him sign the slip, and when I look at the signature, it looks for all the world like a smiling mushroom. I do a double-take and ask for his ID. He shows me his driver's license, with the name "mushroom [last name redacted]" on it, and again, the smiling mushroom for the signature. I had no reason to do otherwise at that point, so I accepted it. Turned out it was legit... never came back bad, and he came in a couple more times in the following months. I was truly amazed.

  5. the bio by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Don't bother clicking, y'all. This bozo doesn't deserve the notoriety that a good Slashdotting would bring. Here's the funniest part, smart quotes endumbened but all typos left intact. Just look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair:
    Who Is J. Hutton Pulitzer?

    J. Hutton Pulitzer is one of the most prolific independent Inventors of modern times and of the new millennium. His obvious "Invention and Passion Gene" seems to date back to his Royal German Ancestry as early as 1492 in the development of what is now modern Germany. Known for being "ahead of his time" in vision, thought and product development. J. Hutton has created many "first". One notable being the first syndicated television program in the world to combine simultaneous broadcast via Television, Radio and the Internet. His highly rated, award winning and acclaimed program, Net Talk Live!, which broadcast a record 245 original episodes, created a network of over 700 TV stations (ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS, WB and many Independent stations) and 200 radio stations-- Coast To Coast! In a format that is now copied by all the major networks, J. Hutton's show was broadcast to over 1.5 million TV homes worldwide on cable and broadcast television. His creation paved the way to the integration of various broadcast mediums around one syndicated theme. A sought after public speaker and industry trade writer, J. Hutton Pulitzer has presented his teachings to audiences as large as 45,000 and he has been guest lecturer and featured speaker/panelist at such prestigious educational institutions as Harvard Business School, Stanford University, The Cato Institute, University of Michigan, University of Texas, The C.E.O.'s Roundtable and corporations such as American Airlines, Radio Shack, Microsoft, NBC, Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns and many others.
    I weep for the Republic.
    --

    I write in my journal
    1. Re:the bio by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I saw that, too. I'd like to know who considers giving the damn things away to everybody who subscribes to Wired and-- what was the other one? Fortune? Popular Science? Something or other.

      Shit, dude, if I give away my inventions, can I achieve "unprecedented market saturation" too?

      --

      I write in my journal
    2. Re:the bio by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Informative

      I met a traveler from an antique land
      Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
      Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
      Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
      And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
      Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
      Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
      The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
      And on the pedestal these words appear:
      "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
      Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

      -- Ozymandias, Percy Bysshe Shelly

      --

      I write in my journal
  6. on excercising games by lingqi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So... besides the tried and true DanceDanceRevolution (and all its spinoffs - the korean versions seems the hardest so far), there are many others nowadays. (and have been)

    For those who complains that there is insufficient stuff for your hands to do because "nobody dances like that", there is also ParaParaParadise or somesuch that focuses on the hands. If you follow *exactly* what the person do onscreen, it actually gets pretty fancy.

    Moreover, in Japan I have seen some boxing games where you would put on a pair of gloves and hit targets as they come up; at least one of them is themed after "Fist of the Northern Star." Also gives you quite a cardiovascular workout after a while.

    Then we have the horse-riding ones... While looking silly, those gets tiring!

    Another "all the rage" game is a drumming one. The Playstation version is not so tiring, but in the arcade with big drums and relatively heavy sticks, they can get interesting mighty quick (since for fast tracks you have to accelerate a fairly massy stick to the drum at high frequency).

    In ESPN-zone in downtown Chicago, there is also a rock-climbing thingy. Nobody can afford one on their own, but that's probably the most physically engaging "game" I have ever played.

    so... no reason to stick just to the bikes, y'all.

    --

    My life in the land of the rising sun.

    1. Re:on excercising games by mmol_6453 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I play DDR some (my brother has it), and I can say, it's not "tried and true." It requires way too much coordination for me to be much interested in it, and for people looking for something to get them started on an exercise program, well, the more overweight you are, the more uncomfortable "Have You Never Been Mello" becomes after your third round.

      I don't mind anaerobic exercise, which is what you get if you do something for an extended duration, like jog, or ride a bike.

      I like the concept of immersing a game into a bike. I'm thinking about putting rotary encoders on my bike's handlebars and pedals, and mounting it to a frame. I should be able to rig up some box that translates the signals into something the Linux kernel joystick drivers can use. Maybe I can set up Need For Speed III under Wine. :P As long as I'm not thinking about the exercise portion, I'd absolutely love it.

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      What's this Submit thingy do?
    2. Re:on excercising games by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just so you know what's in the US too, I recently went to our local Scandia (crappy arcade franchise).

      They've got some super-ultra-whatever DanceDanceRevolution. Dunno where it's from. I don't speak furrin.

      They've got ParaParaParadise

      They've got some boxing game (not Fist of the Northern Star. I wish.)

      No drumming.

      And like ten different (lame) alternative-input device games. I guess arcades realized that the only way to make someone pay $1 for a game was to make it something that you couldn't do on your PS2 - which has to be more than just a bigger CPU now... so *everything* is six feet wide, features a chair, and makes you look like a dumbass.

      There was some river rafting game where the whole point was to paddle as fast as possible to avoid some whirlpool... then steer to the next whirlpool. Fun to watch fat kids sweat.

      There was some motion-capture golf game. No stick. You swing your hands as if you were holding a golf club. Seems like that'd be impossible without tactile feedback.

      My favorite will always be the shooters. I try to get my exercise... uh... with my girlfriend.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    3. Re:on excercising games by Cutriss · · Score: 4, Informative

      The boxing game you speak of is called Mo-Cap Boxing, and it's produced by Konami, the same company that brings us Dance Dance Revolution, Para Para Paradise, DrumMania and Percussion Freaks (the drumming game you mention), and a wide variety of other motion-sensor and music-based games. Their Bemani division produces all of these (except for Police 911 and Mo-Cap Boxing).

      The Korean knock-off is called Pump It Up, and it's produced by Andamiro. It is more difficult, but in my opinion it's not as fun as DDR. The song selection isn't very good. Another Korean knock-off, Techno Motion, basically builds off the Andamiro formula, which says "More arrows *must* mean more fun!" There's also Stepping Selection, by Jaleco, which is the system that is the basis for Britney's Dance Beat. That's a pretty loathsome game there.

      Para Para Paradise, for the uninformed, uses five vertically positioned infrared beams placed in a pentagon shape around you. Similarly to DDR, you follow the arrows on the screen and break the light beams at the appropriate time. You don't have to use your feet, unlike DDR - Any body part will do. The orientation of the arrows makes it so that you have to rotate and twist more often, frequently making upper-body motions more efficient and viable. It's named Para Para Paradise because the motions you perform in the game are similar to a type of Japanese karaoke bar dancing called "parapara".

      For a good combination of both DDR and Para Para Paradise, try DanceManiax/Dance Freaks. These games have sensors on the front of the machine which you can place your hands/arms/knees/whatever over or under, and foot panels on the bottom similar to DDR.

      Bemani makes a lot of other good stuff too (Like Beatmania!), but it's not exercise-oriented, and so I won't mention it here. For anyone interested in Bemani products, take a look at BemaniStyle.com and DDRFreak.

      --
      "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
  7. Re:CUECAT by cioxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got my :CueCat back in 98 I think; came with the issue of Wired Mag. There were some driver issues and it didn't install, so I just threw it in the closet where it still is.

    In fact, here's a picture to prove I was part of the moron revolution.

  8. GEOUrl by zangdesign · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For all you paranoid types out there, this GEOUrl thing is remarkably easy to defeat

    1. don't participate - it ain't mandatory, so you have no reason to bitch.
    2. lie - hell, it could even help. make it look like you live someplace glamorous rather than in the basement of your parent's house in Poughkeepsie.

    I fail to see a problem here.

    --
    To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
  9. "impressive" by xeno · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shame on you; how can you call him a bozo? Judging by his many "achievements," Mr. Pulitzer deserves the "respect" of the technical and "business" communities alike. His many "inventions" and "first" (such as the supraliminal barcode) have clearly been to the benefit of all humankind. And who could question the genius of a man who has leveraged his "obvious" "Invention and Passion Gene" to record 245 episodes of a show with an ! in the name.

    Royal German Ancestry meine Hinterteile.

    -J

    --
    I think not...(*poof*)
  10. excercise by BinaryGrind · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise." what ever happend to the whip?

    --
    Life is like a jar of jalapeños, what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow.
  11. Any more still out there? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a few of those CueCats

    A few? I went into a Radio Shack recently and asked if they still had any cue cats left. I was working on a project idea. They came back with a box of about twenty of them with a requirement that if I want them, I have to take a box of about 30 special TV cables (another DC flop) with them or else it's no deal.

    So I loaded up the back seat with the stuff. Now after spaying a few for use on my home PCs, I still got the rest of them in my basement.

    hehe.... maybe I ought to hold on to them till they become popular on eBay :)

  12. Edison was a jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Go read about your hero... assuming you can read. Edison was a brilliant marketeer, but a piss-poor pseudo-scientist who blundered into most of his "inventions" by sheer dumb luck when he didn't steal them outright. He lived by patents, and had a stable of lawyers file for patents everywhere patents were obtainable. Tesla had gas-discharge lighting in his labs years before Lamb invented incandescent electric lights (two years before Edison). Edison thought alternating current was an abomination (he had no clue how it worked) and tried to push DC generation... ooh, a generator on every city block, great idea. Lucky for all of us that he fired Tesla, and that Tesla hooked up with George Westinghouse. Had Edison been a scientist, he would have done something besides patent the "edison effect" and not left the invention of the vacuum tube to DeForest. And on and on... Edison was a jerk, a joke, and the original abuser of IP patents. What a guy.

    1. Re:Edison was a jerk by rossifer · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm sorry moderators, but the posting calling Edison a jerk is right on the money.

      He was on the wrong side of developing just about every technological idea that his name is attached to. He was one of the first to develop the phonograph, but insisted on tubes instead of disks, no matter what the market said. Edison did not invent the incandescent light bulb, he refined the gas and filament for longer life. Etc.

      Just because you haven't heard this before or it deflates one of your personal sacred cows doesn't make it flamebait. American history texts in high school are so far off on every other topic, I'm amazed that they spelled Edison's name right.

      Edison's real genius was in securing IP and marketing his IP so that others would license it. He was doing that years before that became a high tech business plan for us to discuss on /.

      Regards,
      Ross

    2. Re:Edison was a jerk by Trogre · · Score: 3

      I don't totally disbelieve what you are saying, but it would help many ill-informed people if you would please state your source for this information.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    3. Re:Edison was a jerk by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Informative
      Just because you haven't heard this before or it deflates one of your personal sacred cows doesn't make it flamebait. American history texts in high school are so far off on every other topic

      Edison did what every other inventor has done, made improvements on other ideas and combined ideas to create new inventions.

      The American high school textbook hagiographies of Edison are easily explained by the role of school boards in choosing text books. Better not have anything in there that might upset a board member, no matter how loony. So don't tell the kids that the war of 1812 was about invading Canada and that the US lost, oh no it was about Britain impressing alleged US citizens and ended in a draw. When it comes to the civil war pretend that the South was unjustly attacked by the North, forget about the fact that the war was started by the South and was all about extending slavery to Texas and the Californias.

      Just about every country has ludicrously biased school textbooks. The British ones are pretty hilarious, victory after victory against the French until the loss of Calais appears in a footnote. The German textbooks are reasonably accurate - they were written by the Allied powers.

      Edison did some amazing stuff. He also did some pretty nasty and spiteful stuff, like opposing AC current and trashing Tessla to promote his own scheme. Edison invented the electric chair as part of his marketting campaign for DC - the chair used AC.

      --
      Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
      Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
    4. Re:Edison was a jerk by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, I know this isn't much help but the History Channel had a nice biography on him. He was a real asshole. If you wanted to work for him you had to sign away all your rights to any patents you develop to him. How do you think he "invented" all that stuff? Hundreds of inventors came to work for him and he ended up patenting THEIR work. Sounds like what the RIAA does today for music artists. He also had a stranglehold on the early motion picture and music industries single handedly. He dictated what could and could not be recorded depending on his personal taste. Oh yea, let's not forget he was almost completely deaf at the time he was doing this. ;-) We see Edison through rose colored glasses as some great inventor the same way kids will see Bill Gates as a great innovator 100 years from now. "Wow, that's the guy who created the computer operating system and made everything friendly right?"

    5. Re:Edison was a jerk by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This thread is totally on the money on Edison. There's an ironic twist to the Edison story that bears interestingly in this discussion.

      It seems that Edison owned several patents on the technology behind filmmaking, and exacted brutal licensing on virtually every aspect of the industry. The pressure was so unreasonable that the burgeoning movie industry of the early 20th century was forced out of what was then the center of filmmaking - the east coast. They needed a place to shoot their pirate criminal outlaw movies that was far away from Edison and his patent police. Also important was that they be close to the Mexican border so that they could take their copyright criminal tools out of the country should Edison's goons show up.

      The result? Hollywood, CA. A litle fact I like to remember when they hurl hypocrisy about IP criminals.

    6. Re:Edison was a jerk by ncc74656 · · Score: 3
      Try the internet. Google around, it's dead easy to verify this stuff.

      "But I read it on the Internet...it must be true!"

      Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    7. Re:Edison was a jerk by blincoln · · Score: 5, Interesting

      it would help many ill-informed people if you would please state your source for this information.

      One of the easiest ways to verify his status as a jerk is to read pretty much any biography of Tesla.

      Tesla invented a ton of technologies that we use everyday, like AC electricity and flourescent lighting. Because he wasn't the greatest businessperson, many of them were stolen by people like Edison (who he worked for briefly).

      Most people think of Edison as a great inventor. I think of him as a thief who was so bent on discrediting Tesla's AC electricity in favour of his own DC that he used it to electrocute a bunch of animals to death on film.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    8. Re:Edison was a jerk by nehril · · Score: 5, Informative

      additional meaning of "impress" from dictionary.com:

      impress
      tr.v. impressed, impressing, impresses

      1. To compel (a person) to serve in a military force.

      2. To seize (property) by force or authority; confiscate.



      so "impressing US sailors" in this instance means "capturing US sailors and forcing them into the British Navy."

    9. Re:Edison was a jerk by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The British ones are pretty hilarious, victory after victory against the French until the loss of Calais appears in a footnote.

      Completely off topic, but I really wish that was so. When I did History GCSE it was ALL about the flipping industrial revolution and the poor old farmers. International politics barely got a lookin, let alone wars with the French. It's far more politically correct to study the economics of the weaving industry, or medieval farming methods.

      If something interesting happened at some point in British history, you can be guaranteed it will not appear in a reasonably advanced history course.

      Edison invented the electric chair as part of his marketting campaign for DC - the chair used AC.

      He went around electrocuting elephants as well I think. Well, it just goes to show, in case of FUD vs market economics, the market usually wins.

    10. Re:Edison was a jerk by arivanov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you sod off the high school science and get to the university level one you start seeing how much of the stuff that is attributed to Edison is actually Tesla's.

      Otherwise:

      1. Cylinders instead of disks on the phonograph - dead on the money. Look at the old pictures from the first advertisements for the new gadget in the history books. See disks there? Nope. Not if Edisons name is mentioned anywhere close.

      2. AC vs DC. Dead on the money as well. Dunno about him not understanding it but there is more then enough info about Westighouse out there and Tesla as well to confirm this.

      3. Layers - dead on the money as well.

      4. Also, as far as I know he was the first to invent the cubicle sweatshop for engineering. There are more then enough historical references that show how work in his labs was organised. He was the first person to hire engineers and designers in quantities instead of going for quality with a small design team the way people like Brunel, Eifel, etc did.

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      Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it
      http://www.sigsegv.cx/
  13. 100 patents? Yeah right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to Mr. Philyaw's (Pulitzer? Maybe Einstein next?) bio he has 100 patents in his name. Not according to the USPTO. According to them he has 3 or 4.

    What a loser.

  14. Re:CUECAT by pato+perez · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually it was pretty useful--free barcode reader. I cataloged my entire library with it. I scanned each book and used some software I downloaded that looked up each book's barcode on Amazon, Library of Congress, (or other sites) and added it to a database.

  15. Re:pretty tame ego ... by 1984 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (Not sure how just how much abuse this'll generate, but let's see...)

    So we all hate Bill Gates. Apparently for being ruthlessly successful at exploiting the (fairly) free, capitalist system we all hold dear. We're constantly shocked at the audacity of Microsoft, and Bill is the epitome of the evil that company represents.

    This is a guy who (with his wife) is in the process of donating $24 Billion to good causes. Not frat house good causes, not pussyfooting PC good causes. He has set up a well-run foundation (you know, managment and accountability) to see that money put to use combatting aids in India, that sort of thing.

    $24 Billion is more than most developed countries in the world will put into that sort of work in our lifetimes.

    But we do enjoy banging on that "He tried to squash Netscape!", because that's a) more important and b) surely nothing to do with how we like to run things?

    The wrong place to point it out, maybe, but it's fun to sit back and reflect on the irony sometimes.

  16. Is Jovan Anti-AC by Zapdos · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if Jovan would electrocute an elephant the way Thomas Edison did in order to show how superior DC is over AC.

  17. Re:Philyaw: wheres the evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the Digital:Convergence website:
    Prior to founding Digital:Convergence, Jovan was host and executive producer of " Net Talk Live!," an international radio and television show broadcast live over the Internet. Begun in 1995 under Jovan's guidance, the show now reaches an audience of millions around the world.
    From the J. Hutton website:
    J. Hutton has created many "first". One notable being the first syndicated television program in the world to combine simultaneous broadcast via Television, Radio and the Internet. His highly rated, award winning and acclaimed program, Net Talk Live!, which broadcast a record 245 original episodes, created a network of over 700 TV stations
  18. Re:spoken like a true american by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're an idiot, Ritalin and Adderall are the SHIT. Like speed with none of the horrible back-aches. As for this fucker, I'd say he sounds horrifyingly like L. Ron.

    --
    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
  19. Re:CUECAT by Dan+Crash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I actually think the CueCat would've been a pretty cool idea if they'd sold the thing for $19.95 with some decent software for cataloguing your CDs and other home items. You'd have a permanent list, perfect for insurance companies, finding out product information, etc. Another natural partnership might have been with Webvan or one of the other grocery-delivery companies -- scan a package when you run out and have it added automatically to your next grocery list.

    The idea wasn't stupid, just their marketing and business plan.

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    He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense.
  20. An excerpt from the book comments page... by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Author: Garth
    Date: 1/14/2003 6:42 pm CST

    Dear Mr. Pulitzer/Philyaw,
    Being interested in patents in general, I took notice in your bio the fact that you have 100 patents. I went and looked them up and found that according to the USPTO you have what looks like 3 or 4 (didn't bother looking through each one). You might want to point out this oversight to them. It's quite irresponsible of them to lose track of 96 patents.

    Or perhaps you filed for them somewhere else, maybe Turkey?

    Garth

  21. Virtual exercise bike at Pro Club in Redmond by virtigex · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Pro Club in Redmond had a pretty good implementation of an exercise bike linked to one of several "virtual worlds". It was made by Cybex and had a first person (or overhead) display. The worlds were a tropical island, snow scape and an arena with a ball game. Resistance varied depending if you were going up or down hill (or underwater) and there were challenges in the form of races (against AI or linked units) as well as matches for the arena. The arena game had a ball that stuck to the front of your bike and could be fired off with a button into the goal.

    It was pretty absorbing and one could get quite a workout without realizing it. Playing against the AI was tough, since it never got fatigued.

    The games demoed on the Exertris are all 2d and (strangely) oriented left-to-right. Strange, since according to their web site Bill Gates was showcasing them at CES. Obviously he hadn't turned up at his local gym to do some research.

  22. Re:CUECAT by delta407 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I cataloged my entire library with it. I scanned each book and used some software I downloaded that looked up each book's barcode on Amazon, Library of Congress, (or other sites) and added it to a database.
    Coincidentally, I am currently writing software for a private high school, and the current project is to do exactly that -- make a library system that fetches information from a variety of sources and allows access in a flexible way. (Amazon is used for most info, LoC for LCCN, amazon.co.uk for book cover art -- that's already coded.) Further requirements include complex indexing capabilities (allowing 'sounds like' searching) and lots of other things, most of which are at least partially implemented.

    Oh, and guess what? The school made several stops to various Radio Shacks a few years ago and currently has nine CueCats that they plan to use on the library terminals. Nine. They read Code 128 for free, what more could you want?
  23. Re:pretty tame ego ... by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You have to understand you're arguing with someone whose understanding of reality is essentially flawed. A post like this one is classic Slashdot - it doesn't get any better than Mr. Twitter here. I mean, right down to the lame sig, right down to the unfettered use of the sad, tired 'M$' acronym and the arguing over a simplistic out of context point when called on their bullshit.

    This could be a discussion about, oh, bio-engineered hamsters or the moons of Neptune, and you'd still get the pathetic Microsoft non-sequitur.

    Why? Because someone with mod points will probably think it's funny.

    BTW, welcome to Slashdot. Or something.

  24. Dallas Observer article about Philyaw/Pulitzer guy by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wish I had remembered this earlier; I would have posted it then. About a year and a half ago, the Dallas Observer (one of those "let's all pretend we're not owned by a giant soulless corporation" alternative weeklys) posted a positively high-larious article about Digital Convergence, the Belo Corporation, and our friend Mr. Philyaw... er, Mr. Pulitzer. Mr. Whatever Person.

    It's short, funny, and worth a read. And it mentions uses a Simpsons reference to advance the story, so it's got to be cool.

    Because this article will be off the front page soon, meaning nobody is going to see it, I'll post this little tidbit in my journal as well. That way the Teeming Horde (i.e., my fans) will get a chance to read and laugh and live and love!

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    I write in my journal
  25. Re:CUECAT by zurmikopa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I teamed up with a friend of mine and did (very dim) rave-esque lighting with a bunch of them.

    I have pictures... somewhere...

    Ahhh, college years...

  26. Re:License? by delta407 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The download page has been updated.

    And yes, I am aware that not all OSS licenses are equal, but few school administrators care. ;-)

  27. Bill Gates and future history by McFly777 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The unfortunate thing is that people (and I mean usually smart people too) already think that Bill Gates is "the guy who brought us the computer." I was having this exact conversation with one who posed the question "Who was the most influencial person of the last century?" He answered his own question with "Bill Gates, he was the one who connected the world!"

    I protested, and thought about the question over Christmas dinner. Afterwords, I gave him my answer. "If you want to talk about 'connecting the world' Bill Gates isn't your man. You should be talking about Jon Postal, who authored most of the specifications for the internet." The response... "Bill Gates is the one who brought it to the masses." (The Christmas gathering ended shortly thereafter -- a bit earlier than usual.)

    Thinking about it a bit more, a better answer might have been Tim Berners Lee for WWW or, to counter "...the one who brought it to the masses...," I could have responded with Marc Andresen, main author of Mosaic and Netscape, which is what really fueled the internet explosion.

    So, It seems that the history of the future has already been rewritten, and Bill Gates invented it all.

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    McFly777
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    "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman