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Dave Hughes' Campaign To Connect 6 Billion Brains

polarfleece writes "The Asociated Press has a fine story about Dave Hughes, one of my personal heros. For those of you who may never have heard of him, he is THE pioneer in the use of wireless networking for mass connectivity. His main website is at wireless.oldcolo.com." An anonymous reader also point to the profile of Hughes accompanying the article.

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  1. Hughes? by A1miras · · Score: 1, Funny

    Any relation to Howard?

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  2. But... by BrookHarty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dave Hughes certainly doesn't look the part of a technology trailblazer. The burly, 74-year-old retired Army colonel could stuff a scrawny computer geek in his Stetson.

    But the real question... How is he at Counter-Strike!

    1. Re:But... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 4, Funny
      But the real question... How is he at Counter-Strike!

      Probally not very good, but I still woudln't want to be next to him at a lan party

      From the computer speaker comes the thud of the GayWP
      Geek: HAHAHAHA I 0wnz0r3d j00!!!!!!
      Dave: I'm going to knife you for that
      Geek: You'll never get close enough to knife me, I have m4d AWP
      Dave: You're already close enough for me to knife you
      Geek: You're dead, and the games doesn't start for another...hey, what's that in your boot?
      Dave: (buries boot knife in geek's chest)
      Dave: n00b

  3. hmm by SHEENmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    "So he let troops paint tanks in psychedelic colors, drive them in road rallies and bring wives and girlfriends along as navigators. He stocked base hangouts with beer and go-go girls, encouraged black troops to stage Guerrilla Theater and brought in such diverse political speakers as Cesar Chavez and William F. Buckley."

    I wonder how "strongly encouraged" his retirement was......

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  4. Whoa... by fruity1983 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a pioneer of mass connectivity, he sure does have a boring webpage.

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  5. Ooooooooh... CONNECT 6 billion brains by JHandey · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first glance I thought it said "Collect" 6 billion brains...

    I thought /. was going to ask for donations.

  6. Growing access. by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone once said to me, 'cultivate your own garden,'" Hughes says. "I said, I'm going to use a microprocessor as a hoe and a modem as a wheelbarrow."

    ...and if he happens to come upon /., he'll get plenty of fertilizer to assist in cultivation...

    Soko

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  7. What we'd hear from some (in)famous brains by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    What we'd hear from some (in)famous brains of our time:

    George W. Bush's brain: I must remember to chew my pretzels. Bomb Iraq. I must remember to chew my pretzels. Bomb Iraq. I must remember to chew my pretzels. Bomb Iraq.

    Tony Blair's brain: I must do whatever Dubya says cos Dubya's a smart man and he obviously knows what he's doing. Now where's my leash?

    Saddam Hussein's brain: I didn't have anything to do with that attack. Why's George picking on me all of a sudden?

    Osama Bin Laden's brain: Boy, am I glad that George's forgotten about me!

    Bill Gates's brain: With all these wars to worry about I think the Government's forgotten about me. Time to pull out those plans for world domination again.

    Pamela Anderson's brain: Gee, My boobs are looking kinda small. Time to call the surgeon again.

    Britney Spear's brain: Damn that Christina's dirty. I wish I was.

    Justin Timberlake's brain: Damn, I wish I was Michael Jackson. I'd love to be in his shoes.

    Michael Jackson's brain: Damn, I wish I was with Justin Timberlake. I'd love to be in his trousers.

    Slashdot editor's brain: Hmmm, yet another duplicate story/obvious hoax/shameless plug for a "me too" product. Now where's that "post" button gone?

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  8. Re:Ooooooooh... CONNECT 6 billion brains by waynemcdougall · · Score: 2, Funny
    [Cue the Spingfield zombies]

    Zombies: Brains. Brains! BRAAAIIIINSSSS!

    [Zombie's tap heads of /. readers and Homer J.]
    [FX: Hollow echoing sound]

    [Zombie's exit stage right in pursuit of more fruitful sources...]

    Yeah, brain donations from /. - that'll work....plenty to spare...

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  9. And You Don't Seem To Understand... by nzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't this how all the weird/dangerous stuff in the anime Serial Experiments Lain got started? Cool.

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