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Ask Kevin Mitnick

Okay, Kevin Mitnick is getting back online and can start taking email tomorrow, January 21. We've spoken with Kevin by phone, and he agrees that a Slashdot interview is a fine way to help celebrate his return to the Internet, especially since he has a book to sell and a consulting business to build. (Don't forget: Kevin hasn't been able to make much money for a number of years, and has a lot of lost time to make up for.) One question per post, please. We'll email Kevin 10 of the highest-moderated questions, and post his answers shortly after he gets them to us.

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  1. Have you been waiting all these years just to say: by sulli · · Score: 0, Funny

    "first post?"

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    RTFJ.
  2. Poor guy by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...he agrees that a Slashdot interview is a fine way to help celebrate his return to the Internet

    I guess he'd know better if he'd actually read any Slashdot interviews lately.

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  3. Now can we settle it once and for all? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 4, Funny


    Is it "cracker" or "hacker"?

  4. Re:How do you find it? by mstyne · · Score: 5, Funny

    He loves ... San Dimas!!

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  5. Big question by GMontag · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the password to my PayPal account? I forgot it a while back.

    Thanks in advance!

  6. Re:What do you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    hummmmmm...........
    Those "wannabes" don't really need a shirt to repell girl, they have a natural ability.

  7. Re:How about.... by EinarH · · Score: 5, Funny

    He prob. had to do the same that everyone else is doing each time they are back from vaccation:-->
    Delete spam. Tons of spam.

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  8. Now.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    Now that you're out of jail, may I take the "Free Kevin" bumpersticker off my car?

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  9. Re:How about.... by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nah, it'll be, "Damn, I've got alot of e-mail!"

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  10. Unauthorized? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    While you were incarcerated - were there any attempts at unauthorized access to your ports? How did you manage to secure these ports from would be DoS attacks? Did you have to do a lot of social engineering to keep them safe?

  11. Re:How about.... by SupahVee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably flamebait, but, if it were me, the goat pr0n of Shimomura would be first on my list. Spamming usenet with that would be worth the wait.

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  12. Re:linux? by talesout · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude, that's the most blatant attempt I've ever seen ignored by the masses. Unbelievable. You should be at +5 with ten spare +s left over by now.

    Honestly, though, I just wish someone would ask the question we all really wanna know the answer to.

    Kevin, do they call you the customizer?

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  13. Re:Can't earn money? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should upgrade to the latest version of Linux ported to fountain pens. I reccomend using Bic pens, as they come in 12 packs and are really easy to cluster.

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  14. Re:What's Different? by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wonder what the largest single difference between going in and coming out will be for KM.

    After a whole lot of unathorized "going in", everthing will be "coming out" with a lot less effort.

  15. Re:No Offense meant, but.. (nr 2) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Dear Kevin,

    Do you think michael (or some othe /.crew d00d) will try to sneak in a +5 question as
    they did in the last interview with the AMIBIOS guy?

    Thank you

  16. Re:The slammer by AxelTorvalds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, did you ever lie about your crimes to the inmates to gain respect with them? I understand inmates generally don't like pedophiles and that "the system" punishes them pretty harshly. How do they like super elite hackers? You ever claim you killed a man?

  17. Re:The slammer by SlamMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Best he could claim is that he rooted somebody's system and killed "man"

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  18. Your Slashdot Account by ice+cream+koan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Kevin,

    It is great to have you back on slashdot. Unfortunately, since you have been away, your account has been locked. If you would please reply to this post with your username and password, I would be happy to fix your account for you.

    Sincerely,

    CmdrTaco

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  19. Re:How do you find it? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

    as if he has been deaf, dumb, and blind for all this time.

    But he sure plays a mean pinball.

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  20. Re:Offtopic, but ontopic regarding your message by RabidOverYou · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but after you figure out that it doesn't work in the stock market, you realize that by rewriting a few functions, it will work on the roulette wheel. Then it's off to Vegas, and easy livin'.

  21. Advice by emkman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Show some inmates with lots of power how to make free phone calls, and perform some favors for them. When you get out, they will take you into an elite crime syndicate as their technology head. Then wait for a secret box that decrypts everything to come along, and hire your former best friend to steal it for you.
    Simple as that

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  22. Re:It just isn't the same. by yiantsbro · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but they have done a pretty damn good job of making it disappear into thin air ;)

  23. Re:Offtopic, but ontopic regarding your message by RabidOverYou · · Score: 2, Funny

    > education

    Clearly underfunded in your state.

  24. Re:Free Kevin! by wheany · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that free-as-in-beer or free-as-in-speech?

  25. Re:How about.... by discogravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....bet it'll look a lot like this.

  26. Re:How about.... by VivianC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great. We can watch him on live TV trying to remember which password he used for his email...

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  27. No he's been waiting for by BoomerSooner · · Score: 4, Funny

    hot teen nympho's, an MBA in 2 weeks and penis enlargement offers.

    I bet his email account is full! 100,000 spams just waiting for him to return...

    1. Re:No he's been waiting for by rastachops · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the interview will go like this:

      http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/4 32.html

  28. Re:How about.... by Eil · · Score: 5, Funny


    I see it going something like this:

    TechTV Host: Okay Kevin, here's your computer, you have the controls. You said you were thinking about browsing a few web sites?

    Kevin: Yes. I think I'd like to try Yahoo. ...tapettytaptap... a few seconds pass

    Kevin: Ah. Here we go. Hmm. This is odd, it doesn't look like the screenshots I've seen in magazines...

    Kevin displays shock and surprise.

    Kevin: It looks like a hundred pages of CREDIT CARD NUMBERS! Hey, what's going on!?!

    Cops bust through the doors, comedy ensues.

  29. "Social engineering" your way into a date? by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are social engineering principles useful in getting a date?

    God knows, if there's anything the Slashdot crowd can use, it's *this*...

  30. The most important question of all by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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  31. Re:Have you been waiting all these years just to s by Simkin1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I was curious, after all these years... what do you think of the net? Did it go the way you expected? Did it turn into what you hoped? Are you (dis)satisfied with the results? Any intentions to make your own post-prison marks on the future of the net? Intentions to contribute? Are you a re-habilitated 'citizen' or a disgruntled scapegoat? ... little side note... we've got this little problem with North Korea; any chance you could use your 'craft' to turn their nuclear program into the worlds most expensive pinball simulator? Welcome back

  32. Once a hacker by James+Littiebrant · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once a hacker always a hacker so... when will you begin hacking again?

  33. So. Kevin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Was it worth it?