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Linux in Enterprise Environments

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the putting-on-your-tie dept.

watzinaneihm writes "Eweek has an Article about how Linux is getting accepted in Enterprises.IBM is releasing Tivoli for Linux. CA released Unicenter for Linux a few months ago.I got rumours about rumours that HP might do something similar with Openview. " One for those of you who dress nicer than me.

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  1. Linux on the Enterprize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always knew that Spock was logical

    1. Re:Linux on the Enterprize? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They must not use Linux on the holodeck. It screws up all the time. That's windoze for sure.

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      How ya like dat?
    2. Re:Linux on the Enterprize? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Computer, what time is it?"

      "command not found"

      *sigh*

      "Computer, time."

      "It is 39284.23429 seconds since the designated marker was set."

      *grumble*

      "Computer, man time" .....

    3. Re:Linux on the Enterprize? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "They must not use Linux on the holodeck. It screws up all the time. That's windoze for sure."

      I don't think it's Windows. Nobody on the ship was ever bothered with a message like "There's a Windows Holodeck Update available for download, would you like to interrupt your game to install it now?"

      It's probably Linux since all the content they ever viewed in that system was public domain.

      Heh. I wonder if anybody'll get that. Oh well.

  2. Treason! by Mighty_Joe_Stalin · · Score: 0, Funny
    That is treason son! You can't go shooting off at the mouth concerning what operating system the Marine Corps is using! Do you love your Corps?!! Do you?! Now Tojo is going to have us. He'll read your comment and know that we're using Linux. What does thiat mean? Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the next time there's an exploit of Linux, Tojo will use it and invade! He'll mow us down!! I can't believe you're so casual about treason. It's unbelievable.

    Hey, I got through this entire post without typing "fuck." Good for me.

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    Hey, did you see Oprah eat that chunk of feces on TV today? That was fucking awesome!

  3. Really? by gazbo · · Score: 2, Funny
    One for those of you who dress nicer than me.

    But I didn't think that vagrants had Internet access...

  4. Re:Obviously... by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Huh? I guess the only Windows system you have ever maintained is your mom's WindowsME.

    I remember one delicious incident supporting a windows server.

    1. Needed to upgrade the database.
    2. Forced to install IE to do so.
    3. IE won't run because Graphics card not good enough.

  5. CmdrTaco dress code by lovebyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    CmdrTaco wrote:
    One for those of you who dress nicer than me.

    According to this pic that includes many people!

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    I'll do it for cheesy poofs.

  6. Re:Office productivity and visual basic. by syle · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes, because if there's one place where Linux is lacking, it's that there are not enough scripting languages.

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    /syle