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Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States

Posted by pudge on from the we-need-a-megalomaniacal-leader-for-a-change dept.

Will Foster writes "There is a groundswell of support for electing Steve Jobs President of the United States." I'll vote for him if I can write in my vote -- with a Newton stylus!

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  1. well. . . by Rojo^ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States

    well, the mac community is probably larger than the perot community. ;)

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  2. Sounds like a great idea... by DasBub · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'll run the country without having any idea of how it actually works, fire anyone who doesn't follow his vision, steal ideas from other countries...

    By God, he might be the best president yet!

  3. And in related news by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft offers their market leading CEO Steve Balmer. When asked about the news, Balmer replied by leaping around screaming "Voters! Voters! Voters!".

    Rumors that Bill Gates will be a Cheyney style puppetmas^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H vice-president have not been confirmed.

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  4. First Presidential Order by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I hereby declare that The White House will no longer be boring "beige", it shall be painted "Lickable Blueberry".

    The Apple hoardes debate among themselves whether the country is now just "insanely" better, or "miraculously" better.

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  5. http://www.jobsforpresident.org/ by SlightlyMadman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to be confused with http://www.jobsforTHEpresident.org/, as I'd really like to see him get a new one.

    <rimshot />

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  6. Why bother? by SuperMario666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not like anyone will be able to beat Sharpton anyway.

  7. Slogans: by yunfat · · Score: 5, Funny

    An Apple a day keeps the IRS away.

    Jobs for everyone.

    iAmerica.

    Lets all take acid.

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  8. This is illegal... by asparagus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Due to the seperation of church and state.

    Steve cannot be both God and President without violating some part of the constitution.

    Of course, given recent events, that 'problem' can probably be remiedied.

  9. Two years into the presidency by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two years after becoming President, Steve Jobs becomes fed up with the bueracracy and leaves suddenly to start up his own country in his Palo Alto Garage.

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  10. Here's What He'll Say In The Interview by saudadelinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Barbara Walters: So, Mr. Jobs, why do you want to be President?

    Steve Jobs: I don't want to sell sugared computers for the rest of my life. I want to change the world!

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  11. Re:Wrong Steve by Earlybird · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. (Douglas Adams)