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.org TLD Now Runs on PostgreSQL

johnnyb writes "The .org domain, which has long run on Oracle systems, is now being transferred to a PostgreSQL system. I guess we can now dispel the "untested in mission-critical applications" myth."

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  1. not that impressive by LinuxCumShot · · Score: 5, Funny

    .ca runs on MS-DOS running some home brew DB that is just a bunch of batch files

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  2. Oracle... by killthiskid · · Score: 5, Funny
    "No one ever got fired for selecting Oracle, so we asked ourselves, Do we take that option?" he said.

    Not true! I know someone who got fired for choosing oracle, then being unable to properly implement it.

  3. This is a great performance test by TerryAtWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we get to see how PostgreSQL handles those 98 % of wasted inquiries from DNS servers that don't know .elvis is not a TLD.

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    1. Re:This is a great performance test by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny
      you (and sadly, too many others) should read rfc 1035.

      Well, I would read it . . . except that it's SO completely useless and uninteresting to me.

  4. slashdotted by gokubi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope computerworld isn't running on PostgreSQL!

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  5. Overkill. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    All they need is netcat, shell scripts and grep.

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  6. Great idea... by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it breaks they can just go to postgresql.org to get updates and.... oh wait.

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    1. Re:Great idea... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'll note Slashdot uses MySQL and is very happy.

      You misspelled "real fucking slow".

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  7. We put the ---- in dot-ORG by penguin_punk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok. I think I figured it out.

    Microsoft puts the "." in .CA

    Sun puts the "." in .COM

    PostgreSQL puts the "E_fatalError - Database error" in .ORG?

    I have a test on this tomorrow, so I just wanted to make sure.

    laugh.

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  8. Re:hmm... by tealover · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...amusing when someone mispells...

    Is this real irony or Alanis irony?

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  9. Re:Fifth largest? by farnsworth · · Score: 4, Funny
    here are the latest numbers of various tld registrations:

    1) .com ORA-00936: missing expression
    2) .net mySQL:Cannot Connect to Local mysql server
    3) .de Filemaker Pro: 813, Record Synchronization error on network
    4) .org jdbc:postgresql:postgres Exception caught 101, error: Network is unreachable
    5) .nl "errr, I think I have that number scribbled on that big wooden shoe..."
    6) .kr "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!!"

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