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GeForce FX Reviews Roll In

Defender2000 writes "GeForce FX NDA lifted today, reviews are up at ExtremeTech, Tom's Hardware, and HardOCP. So far, it is indeed better overall than the 9700Pro, but not enough for it's price. Perhaps NVIDIA has something up its sleeve for the long term?" There's also a review at Anandtech, about which reader StrongBad writes "Unlike the rest of the reviews, however, wonderboy gets down and dirty with the FX's antialiasing and anisotropic filtering methods using some nifty on mouseover java commands."

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  1. Yet another Graphics Card (yawn) by gowen · · Score: 1, Funny

    This article bears a stunning resemblance to this fake one posted by Stoatbringer on this Fark Forum.

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  2. The 10,000 barrier by Big+Mark · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Graphics card that breaks the 10,000 product number will take up two PCI slots as well as the AGP one, need an IDE channel all to itself, and may or may not require you to sell your first born.

    They probably wont go with the last one though. Who is going to have both children AND a next-gen graphics card? :-P

    -Mark

  3. nVidia goes for a new market! by wiggys · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Buy the new Geforce FX - not only will your games run smoother than ever before but you'll ALSO receive a free heater and vacuum cleaner built in!"

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    1. Re:nVidia goes for a new market! by da3dAlus · · Score: 3, Funny

      "...you'll ALSO receive a free heater and vacuum cleaner built in"

      So, it SUCKS and BLOWS? I thought only the possibility of Microsoft selling vacuums and software made that possible before...nVidia now makes it physically possible!

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  4. Effiecient cooling solution. by stephenisu · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always wanted to put a vapor-phase cooling system in my computer. I have always decided against this due to the noise the compressor makes. Now we finally have a video card the is louder than a compressor when its 3-d pipeline is running (73db). I am going to have to install it this summer. For now my room is cold, and I may run a heat pipe from the card in front of my feet.

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  5. Re:Nvidia cards get TOO HOT by JohnFluxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Anyone ever spit (or put snow) on a hot stove?

    Don't do this! I've been fired twice for doing that. Same thing happens when you spit in the chip frier, and even the hamburgers.

  6. Re:Yes but by myster0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    And looking at it .... it sucks and blows at the same time ;)

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  7. Ol' Tom has been Slashdotted already.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm getting a "Broken Pipe" error at tomshardware-dot-com.. looks like one of ol' Tommy's water cooling rigs has finally sprung a leak..

  8. Re:Yes but by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1, Funny

    > However good you are, someone is better.

    Hmm. Assuming "better" is a chain complete partial ordered set, then if we take a person and do a transitive closure, then you will find someone who is "the best", such that there is no one who is better than them.
    If you are suggesting that the relation "better" is not strongly normalising, then that would require an infinite number of people.
    If you are suggesting that the relation "better" is not even weakly normalising, then you would require some kind of loop.
    This would require that it is not confluent..
    This would mean that you have, say,
    a is better than b AND
    b is better than c AND
    c is better than a

    Which requires a to be better than a, which no longer makes it chain complete.

    So in total, I don't agree with your sig.

  9. Obligatory Amex Commercial Spoof by crosseyedatnite · · Score: 5, Funny

    New motherboard: $117
    New CPU: $105
    Radeon 9700 Pro: $320

    Finding out that nVidia's upcoming card will cost more, offers little to no performance increase, and will be loud and hot: Priceless

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    1. Re:Obligatory Amex Commercial Spoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great concept for ad: $ 5 million
      Having millions of people like your ad: $20 million
      $100 million dollar ad campaign: $100 million

      Getting Amex the credit: Priceless

  10. Re:Endless Upgrade Train by buswolley · · Score: 2, Funny
    need to kill five minutes before i leave the house??

    visit slashdot.

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  11. Bitch Bitch Bitch by be-fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    /. seems to have become the home of a bunch of pansies. "My iMac doesn't have a fan!" "The fan noise is too loud!" "My ears are bleeding!" Bah. You're all sissies. I'm an Inspiron 8200 owner. It burns my lap and punctures my eardrums with fan noise! I have to turn my 400-watt Klipschs all the way up just to hear music! And I *like* it that way! This new GPU fan isn't so bad. I've got a 7000 RPM fan on my Athlon back home, and not only can I hear the jet-turbine noise in another room, I can hear it on another floor! And I *like* it that way! So bring it on NVIDIA! It's not like I can hear the damn thing anyway!

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