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SmartDust Sensorwebs 'Real Soon Now'

DeAshcroft writes "EE Times has a piece on progress with the four-year-old DARPA-conceived Smart Dust self-organizing sensor networks. Based on Berkeley's TinyOS and TinyDB open-source projects, the article reports several companies are demonstrating both military and civilian applications. Ars Technica adds background and commentary on issues not discussed in the EET article."

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  1. pixie dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm still waiting for my magic server pixie dust...could this fill the role?

  2. Imagine by Ogrez · · Score: 4, Funny

    A beowulf clu.... nevermind, my bad....

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  3. Smart Dust? by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    Smart Dust? I must have the world's most powerful Beowulf cluster under my bed.

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  4. just add dust bunnies by GLowder · · Score: 1, Funny

    If smart dust and dust bunnies under the furniture get together, there'd be no end to the mess they produce, and produce, and produce...

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  5. Noooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Migod... It can't be. A post that isn't a repeat!

    Quick! Archive it for posterity!

    Twice.

  6. But could we... by Ogrez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shape the motes like spiders... and give them simple commands like "kill Tom Selleck"

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    1. Re:But could we... by Maeryk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shape the motes like spiders... and give them simple commands like "kill Tom Selleck"


      AUGHHH! Thanks! Thanks SO MUCH! My therapist thanks you as well! I had FINALLY blocked Gene Simmons' acting career from my head.. but when I read that, for some reason I got his character from that and the one from "Never too young to die" crossed, and Now im seeing the Hard Rock Divine going after Tom with robotic spiders in fishnets!

      AUGHHH!

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  7. Re:Oh man by mrjb · · Score: 3, Funny

    You think that is bad? Imagine this in case of war.

    To get rid of smart dust, "the enemy", of course, will deploy dumb vacuum cleaners.

    Which after that, having such a huge concentration of smart dust on board, will gain conciousness.

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  8. Roomba it away by flashbang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would my Roomba become smarter after cleaning up the dust? Talk about reuse...

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  9. Anti Smart Dust Weapon by arestivo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anti Dust

    Is this it?

  10. w00t by pummer · · Score: 3, Funny

    SmartDust Sensorwebs 'Real Soon Now'
    Sooner than Duke Nukem?

  11. What, no photo ? by wossName · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess they're frantically looking for the prototype now ?

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    1. Re:What, no photo ? by docbrown42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess they're frantically looking for the prototype now ?

      Yeah, one of the techs sneezed, and "blew away" the prototype.

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  12. Pixie Dust by mojowantshappy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this like IBM Pixie Dust? Mmmm... soy based...

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  13. Sometime in the not-too-distant future... by scotay · · Score: 2, Funny

    George W Bush Jr Jr: It might just be paranoia, but I think that line of coke is looking at me funny.

  14. No microwaves needed unfortunately by laetus · · Score: 3, Funny


    The enemy just needs to battle harden one of these and clear the battlefield.

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  15. Re:Oh man by Spunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm voting for Nadir.

    Your misspelling is highly appropriate :)

  16. Even if the technology doesn't work... by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it would at the very least decimate the enemy by incapacitating asthmatic troops.

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  17. How long to they live? What about batteries? by specialized_sworks · · Score: 3, Funny

    The articles never mention the power source for these things. They mention the size will eventually be mere millimeters across, but what kind of battery can you put in something that small?

    And if you are restricted to a small battery (or maybe small solarcell) how much power do you have available to broadcast to the other sensors so they can talk to each other.

    The technoglogy won't mean much if these things actually become 'DumbDust' after a few minutes (seconds?) of operation.

    -Dubya

  18. Re:Oh man by donpardo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Next election I'm voting for Nadir

    Didn't he win last time?

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  19. ides that come to mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We could now DDOS people with allergies. Jerry Seinfeld will have one more reason to be afraid of dirt. "It's WATCHING ME!!!". What happens if you ingested smart dust? Would they keep getting readings back through the whole process?