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Don't Eat The White Snow Either

loteck writes "An interesting article about an Australian ski resort that is converting human waste into freshly driven snow. The waste is converted "through a three-step purifying process of UV light filtration, ozonation and ultra-filtration", and they say it's "even cleaner than that made from nearby creek water." I think that says more about the creek than it does the waste."

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  1. Creek? by Op7imus_Prim3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll think you'll find that's due to the fact there IS NO WATER in the nearby creek. You can thank the Snowy Mountains Hydro project for that one.

  2. sorry but it has to be said. by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    they got some REAL shitty skiing at that resort.

  3. crash by dirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this completely validates the time I yell "oh shit!" when I fell skiing.

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  4. so now its... by b96miata · · Score: 5, Funny

    SHITBALL FIGHT!!!!!!! heh heh......doesn't have the same ring.....

  5. Right now, as useless as..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    As we would say in Australia right now, given the fires in the Snowy Mountains region...

    "This is about as useless as pissing on a bushfire."

  6. Re:Interesting, but... by garcia · · Score: 1, Funny

    you may not want to, but they want to use this water to make the snow. I am sure that they are FAR less concerned w/the amount of water that they use to flush the toilets than the amount that the use to make snow.

    If they are going to go through this (no doubt) expensive cleansing process to put this water on the mountain, it must cost them a SHITLOAD to use fresh water to make the snow.

    You can at least HOPE that your lift tickets, etc go down in price ;)

  7. Yes! by salemnic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can legitimately roll in my own filth!

    All the way down the mountain! :p

  8. Before anyone else gets in with this one by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now to find the decent snow you REALLY have to go off-piste.

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  9. Re:Interesting, but... by Anonymous+Hack · · Score: 1, Funny
    You can at least HOPE that your lift tickets, etc go down in price ;)

    Actually, it'd probably work on a sliding scale, depending on how many burritos you ate the night before.

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  10. Future predictions by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't wait for this technology to become sufficiently miniaturized that you can have it fitted internally, and just excrete pure white snow directly. It would certainly make snowball fights more interesting.

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    1. Re:Future predictions by Dman33 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice thought but I am afraid that would just defeat the purpose of pissing your name in the snow...

      Now what am I to do on Saturday nights???

  11. I just don't know what to say . . . by Wire+Tap · · Score: 4, Funny

    The resort has an amazing 7500 beds, which all adds up to a lot of visitors making a lot of human waste. Converting this into snow seemed a logical step.

    Maybe I'm not as logical as I once thought.

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  12. Australian skiers on drugs, by h4mmer5tein · · Score: 3, Funny

    They already have "snow" and "powder", now they get the "good clean shit" too....

    No wonder australians are so relaxed :)

  13. Don't eat the mints in the Bathroom either by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before you know it we will be told not to eat the mints many resturaunts have in the bathroom :(

  14. New word by bushwahd · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Swiss have a word for this: Schussenfallenschitzensnarfen. I think there's an umlaut in there somewhere.

  15. Re:Interesting, but... by captnkurt · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they are going to go through this (no doubt) expensive cleansing process to put this water on the mountain, it must cost them a SHITLOAD to use fresh water to make the snow.

    Actually the term is now "SNOWLOAD".

  16. Ankh Morpork by xixax · · Score: 4, Funny

    Citizens figured the water's been through so many kidneys, it *has* to be pure....

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  17. The Creek by keesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    This wouldn't be Shit Creek, would it?

  18. Piss Poor by GenusP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, now it seems they have piss poor skiing all season long.

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  19. Re:If you drink out of the river... by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good time to mention the book "The Great Stink of London" (Amazon) which is about the development of the London sewer system.

    The above was one of the problems - the futher down the Thames you got, the more crap (litterally) there was in the water. Though, since the Thames is a tidal river it went both ways.

    An interesting read.

  20. Re:London water by bmh5c · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, there's a good chance your tap water is someone elses piss

    There's also a good chance that your tap water is a dinoasur's piss, a neaderthal's piss...hell, it might even be my piss. Your tap water has probably been more places than you want to think about.

  21. Re:Hope its reliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > What happens when the filtration unit breaks down and starts spraying raw sewage onto the unhappy punters?

    The shit hits the fan?

  22. Re:Interesting, but... by Forgotten · · Score: 2, Funny

    it was pretty clear that poor people were going to end up using rich people's (albeit clean) waste water. That just struck me as pretty screwed up.

    I see you're not familiar with the theory of "trickle-down economics".