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Build Your Own Submarine

Nerobro writes "There's a group of geeks out there who are bound and determined to build their own submarines. In fact, there's a large group who have been successful. The most interesting is Cartsen Standfuss's CSSX-1. There is a mailing list, owners group and sizeable archive of information at psubs.org."

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  1. I want the Microsoft version by jkrise · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm travelling to the US. This should make me feel 'secure'.

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  2. Any colour you like.. by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..as long as it's yellow

    1. Re:Any colour you like.. by Jenova · · Score: 2, Funny

      (after too much beer) ...We all live in a yellow submarine.. *yick* yellow submarine..*yick* ...

  3. the joke... by riotstarter · · Score: 5, Funny

    so they can say what's long, hard, and full of nerd seamen? our submarine.

  4. HOWTO: build a personal submarine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS version: Get SubXP from the store. DOWNGRADE (we're talking submarines, remember) it with SP2. BSD : (Berkley Submarine Divn) Assemble the parts under water. Linux version : AskSlashdot.

  5. I dream of making a submarine by The_Mutato · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dream of making a miniature remote controlled submarine. I have dreamed of putting torpedoes on it, too. It's a whole new way of fishing! Torpedo-Fried Algae/Fish/Dirt/Water/etc!

    1. Re:I dream of making a submarine by JonWan · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be fun to put a shark fin on it and cruise thru the swimming area at a beach.

      Now that would be trolling. ;-)

  6. Seriously irritating site warning by panurge · · Score: 4, Funny
    Let's hope the controls on the German thing don't come up with annoying dropdown ads every time they are accessed

    Surface, surface!

    Sorry, Captain, the trim panel is trying to lend me money and the buoyancy controls are telling me where to buy a firewall.....thunk

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  7. The funny thing is... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...who will they tell it to?

  8. Re:They better be careful by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is more dangerous than home built aircraft.

    Seriously, if your life insurance company finds out that you're making and sailing homemade submarines, you're going to get dropped like a hot potato.

  9. German site by Zayin · · Score: 4, Funny

    The most interesting is Cartsen Standfuss's CSSX-1.

    Translation from Babelfish:

    Hello of people, we look forward much you to our homepage to welcome to be allowed. Since, as can see it, our project takes slowly forms, we did not want to withhold it from anybody and you here on these sides from now on up to date will hold. Much fun... the Euronauten

    The small cruiser is awake sank 1901 due to a Kollison during a fleet maneuver. Those is awake on request national office for soil care of monuments of the Mecklenburg Vorpommern only once with the data base was theoretically determined. Then regained by that private Wracksuchkutter Viney Peglar 1996 by means of Sidescan sonar before ruegen in the Baltic Sea only few hundred meters apart from the calculated position. The trunk of the Wrackes is not still very well received - superstructures. (source of photo: Kroschel Evers the German fleet 1848-1945)

    Yes, hello of people. We also try to keep our data base theoretically determined. And we really appreciate that you look forward to welcome to allow us to your homepage. Much fun!

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  10. If the nerds are building submarines by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Funny

    The jocks will be building ASDIC and depth charges. Prepare to experience the true meaning of "ping".

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  11. Yay by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like the next round of Darwin Awards should be intetresting.

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  12. After even more beer.. by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are *hic*....sailing *hic*, We are saaaaiillling!!La la laaaa la...something...ner ner.. *BLEEEEUUUGH

  13. first test by lposeidon · · Score: 1, Funny

    can't wait to see the first test. it will go down, but will it come back up??

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    1. Re:first test by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      all boats are submarines.... once.

      It's coming back up that is the hard part.

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  14. War material ! by eurostar · · Score: 5, Funny

    This has to be stopped !
    terrorists could capture one and...and...

    think of the children !

  15. Nomination ? by AftanGustur · · Score: 4, Funny


    Should we nominate them as a group or each individual independently?

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  16. Re:They better be careful by donscarletti · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I was 8 or so I had this great idea to build a submarine out of oil drums. I obsessed over it and spent Way more time than is healthy drawing up plans in coloured pencils... A cute little stick figure inside two oil-drums welded together and two little drums on the side of it which were ballast tanks. It even had a modified toster underneath it to work as a steam jet (like the one on slashdot a couple of weeks ago but wouldn't have worked, however it was Australian designed).

    I can't help thinking that if I was one of those "active kids" you know the ones... the ones that leave the house more than just to go to primary school, I would have either electrocuted myself with a toaster or drowned....

    Basically I owe my life to my lazyness... sitting around karma whoring and trolling is the least thing I can do to repay my sense of idolness, god bless slashdot!

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  17. Open Source Submarines by oever · · Score: 5, Funny

    Without being disrespectful to the Free Submarines Foundation, I would like to mention the existence of this Open Source Submarines webpage.

    Apparently, the Open Source developmentmodel is very suitable for building submarines. I cheer at this development. However, I still prefer free as in Willy submarines.

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  18. Re:Better take down that website by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, should have included the &ltFACETIOUS&gt tags, apparently!

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  19. Re:They better be careful by taliver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, just remember:

    There are more planes in the sea than subs in the sky.

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  20. In other news by Gryftir · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news today, Microsoft has already announced an ultra realistic sim version of building your own submarine, which allows you to actually take your craft into the water and suffocate OR drown to death.

    Gryftir

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  21. Geeks and submarines by Highwayman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Geeks already built a submarine, the dot com business model. Oh yeah, it wouldn't resurface.

  22. Fear.. by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    If the Germans figure out how to attach their potato bazookas to their home made subs we're all screwed.

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  23. Posted on the outside of the workshop: by CommieLib · · Score: 3, Funny

    ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

    Das unterseeboat ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

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  24. Ho to build a submarine: by beef3k · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Make sure you're one of those people who seem to have just a little _too_ much spare time on your hands.
    2. Call up the bank just to say "Hi" and ask them if there's a few million bucks to spare on your savings account.
    3. Did you write your will yet?
    4. Get "Submarines for Dummies" and the highly acclaimed SAMS "Build your own submarine in 24 hours".
    5. Buy a nice tube and tons of electronics which you may get a need for.
    6. Start building!