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Office 2003 Beta 2 Screen Shots

frooyo writes "ActiveWin is displaying screenshots of Office 2003 Beta 2 including pictures of Outlook, Excel, Word etc. As seen by the screenshot - the task based interface is much more prominent. Also - Outlook's three-vertical-pane interface is now the default." Nice to get a head start on what we'll be cloning next year ;)

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  1. First Look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    at Open Office 2013!

  2. but by REBloomfield · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's just a shame that they're remooving support for the legacy operating systems. New collaboration features will be a great benefit, as will the native XML support, so it seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot by removing older O/Ss from the requirements

    Although, as an active directory admin with a few Office 97 clients left in an office XP environment, Office 97 shoots right through my GPO lockdowns.... god knows why, it just bypasses all the security... so if this helps bring a unified base, then I'm all for it....

    1. Re: but by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > It's just a shame that they're remooving support for the legacy operating systems. ...it seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot by removing older O/Ss from the requirements

      I'm sure they'll be happy to make you a deal on a new operating system.

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    2. Re:but by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps this will be the first really good reason to port Wine to Windows.

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    3. Re:but by Sentry21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sort of ashamed to say this, but I'm glad Microsoft is starting to tell users (in a roundabout way) 'sorry, you can't play with the big boys, because your OS SUCKS' (in relative terms).

      Administering a Windows 98 machine on a 2K network is horrible. The methods for implementing everything are mixed up, you can't specify a home directory, the netlogon scripts don't even run (they run, but do nothing), and so on.

      Microsoft's problem has always been keeping backwards compatibility until it shot them in the foot. DOS compatibility screwed up Windows 95, Windows 3.1 compatibility screwed up Windows 95, but of course they had to have it. The extra code, the extra junk, the more support, the ifs, the whiches, the switch/cases to make it all work on OSes that just aren't reasonably modern, it's a joke. If you can run Office 2k3, you can run Windows 2k. Upgrade. Seriously.

      Kudos to Microsoft for leaving the stragglers behind so they can make a better product (god knows they need it often enough).

      --Dan

    4. Re:but by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny


      Mmmmm... port wine...

  3. reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Also - Outlook's three-vertical-pane interface is now the default."

    Well that is all good and swell but am I still going to get a virus everytime I use it?

    1. Re:reply by anotherone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well now that's an interesting thing to say. I've been using Outlook primarily for several years and I can't say that I've ever had a virus... let alone a virus caused by Outlook. I've received plenty, the trick is to just not open attachments from people I don't know.

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    2. Re:reply by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well now that's an interesting thing to say. I've been using Outlook primarily for several years and I can't say that I've ever had a virus... let alone a virus caused by Outlook. I've received plenty, the trick is to just not open attachments from people I don't know.

      Heh, heh...have you asked your friends lately about that? I'm getting this mental image of them saying, "Damn, Tom keeps sending me that 'I Love You' message."

      Because opening attachments from friends is JUST as risky as opening ones from strangers. And an email that uses HTML only and opens in a preview pane is at risk of the next Nimba that comes along.

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    3. Re:reply by yatest5 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Especially as Outlook happily opens and runs evil scripts in e-mail messages


      That is just bullshit, pure and simple. Outlook Express does that, Outlook does not.

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    4. Re:reply by ergo98 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to see MSFT fix *that.*

      You mean like this (it prevents Outlook users from being able to access executable content)? To circumvent this the executables must be sent as compressed files which have to be then uncompressed and then execute: It's no different than chmod +x. The attributes on the file are hardly that different from the extension of the file, and indeed many compression utilities store the attributes of the file.

      In any case it's interesting that what you're talking about is something that Microsoft is making great strides in "fixing", to the consternation of many Slashdotters. A heavily debated feature of Paladium is the fact that executable files have to be signed by a trusted authority (configurable by domain. For instance your corporate IT department) to be executable. There have been third party utilities that only allow configured executables to run as well via an executable database.

    5. Re:reply by JWW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its really sad that the concept of running a computer nowdays necessitates the use of extra software above and beyond the OS to basically secure the OS.

      "Doesn't everyone run anti-virus software?"

      In reality shouldn't we expect more from modern OSes? Shouldn't the code be more solid than requiring monthly patches. Souldn't e-mailed executables be run in a sandbox? Its a pity we HAVE to have virus software and even its not good enough, you have to constantly update it.

      Basically I'm just saying that our expectations on software quality are so abysmally low that we are willing to put up with this crap. Imagine if the manufacturer of your car said - Airbags are your responsibility, you should install those on your own. Then people could say "Doesn't everyone install airbags in their car?". Its ridiculous, software should be better.

    6. Re:reply by dmayle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In reality shouldn't we expect more from modern OSes? Shouldn't the code be more solid than requiring monthly patches. Souldn't e-mailed executables be run in a sandbox? Its a pity we HAVE to have virus software and even its not good enough, you have to constantly update it.

      Nice argument. Funny.

      And yet, people like you (not flamebait, I'm just trying to generalize here) will be complaining once Microsoft adds anti-virus features into the OS about program feature bloat and monopolistic anti-competitive practices.

      I'm not a Microsoft apologizer, I like some things they've done and very much dislike others, but we can't have it every which way.

    7. Re:reply by spectecjr · · Score: 4, Informative

      The biggest problem with Outlook (Express) that I have, and that remarkably few people seem to realise is a problem, is that it will automatically load any remote object embedded in an HTML e-mail. Sounds harmless until you realise that *just by previewing an HTML e-mail message*, you are allowing a spammer to know that your e-mail address exists. I'm sure this is happening to me, there is NO option to turn it off (except for the ingenious "go offline every time you read your e-mail" solution given to me by an IRCer),

      Emphasis mine.

      Perhaps you should spend more time learning your tools, before waxing lyrical about problems in them that don't exist.

      Tools->Options...->Read->Read All Messages In Plain Text.

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  4. cloning by oooooops · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've already seen all the comments about clone wars blah blah blah

    on a more serious note is cloning the way to win? doubtful - how about innovating making it better rather than just cloning

    1. Re:cloning by Space+Coyote · · Score: 4, Funny

      on a more serious note is cloning the way to win? doubtful - how about innovating making it better rather than just cloning

      The cloning thing worked for MS...

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    2. Re:cloning by tjansen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      on a more serious note is cloning the way to win?

      If it is cloning improvements: yes, certainly. It's not like MS would not clone features of the X11 desktop environment. For example the Longhorn previews showed CDE/KDE/Gnome-features like virtual desktops and panel applets.

    3. Re:cloning by govtcheez · · Score: 5, Funny

      The cloning thing worked for MS...

      No, remember, this is Slashdot. If Linux does it it's "cloning"; if MS does it it's "stealing".

    4. Re:cloning by 13Echo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First we have those that can't do without MS Office because it is "Oh so perfect" and "The standard"... Then we have those that complain about free subsitutes that have almost all (and then some) of the functionality at a price of $0.00., just because they aren't "innovative enough". If the price can't justify it, then what can? People aren't going to be able to pull new features and UI improvements out of their asses, guys. Come on. This is the same, sorry argument that we keep hearing by people who harp about how software designers "copy" the Windows and Mac features for Gnome and KDE.

      I just don't get it. Sometimes, in order to make something usable for most people, there is no such thing as "innovating" to the extent of making it vastly different. Some people just want to have a similar, comfortable interface to work on their spreadsheets and reports.

  5. Another upgrade by mike_c999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can someone kindly explain why I should pay more money to upgrade from 2000 to 2003 when 2000 does more that i need and i can get Open office which also does more than i need for free.

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    1. Re:Another upgrade by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Other than Outlook, I haven't seen an improvement in Office since Office 97, and even THAT was iffy over Office95...

      Word XP can do non-consecutive text selections (you have _no_ idea how nice this is until you have it). 2000 introduced a multiple-item clibboard, and it doubled in size in XP--in addition to an overhaul of the word mail-merge wizard, and numerous other small improvements (like the HTML export being almost standard).

      Not sure of these are $100 upgrades, but they ARE improvements.

    2. Re:Another upgrade by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because there aren't going to be security updates for the version you have and the US Corporate world has adopted Office as a standard file format, made possible by the abuse of a monopoly position.

      So, if you don't upgrade you're going to get a .DOC file one day that will wreck your computer.

      Do you see a problem with this scenario or were you just asking rhetorically?

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    3. Re:Another upgrade by grub · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Simple: Microsoft shareholders.

      Microsoft doesn't make money for them if people use "old" versions of their software. They have to make a newer version, with incompatible formats, to ensure as many people upgrade as possible. It's software extortion.

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    4. Re:Another upgrade by Tyreth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, it's really quite simple.

      You'll need it to thread DRM support in your documents and view other similar such documents :) And once you do this and begin to save your documents in such a way, you'll force others to need an upgrade.

      Heaven forbid that I suggest someone install the free OpenOffice software so they can read my documents, yet it is oh so natural for people to ask me to use Microsoft Office on my home desktop. Hypocrites, slaves to the borg. ...and yes, I've noticed a recent number of posts along the lines of "I'm cool because I don't mock Microsoft like all the other slashdotters" that gather karma - but I still don't trust these guys [Microsoft] and am annoyed at a lot of the rubbish we have to put up with because of a direct result of their practices)

    5. Re:Another upgrade by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Funny

      yeah, I doubt that they're worth $100. Frankly, they're the sort of thing one might expect to be released in a service pack.

      And I friggin hate that multiple clipboard thing. No matter how many times I've tried to get used to it, I'm always less efficient with it getting in my way.

      I'd *love* to be able to turn it off. But each time I copy something, realize I didn't get the period in the selection, grab the period, and copy again, it pops up. The stupid paperclip I repeatedly ask to go away then comes up and says "Would you like me to turn this feature off?" To which, of course, I reply, "yes," which he pretends to do until the next time I miss a period. Then I right click on him and hide him. He asks if I'd like to disable him. I say, "yes," and he goes away until the next time he thinks I might actually want him back again.

      A feature in Office that I'd pay for is the ability to disable new features, for good and truly, to never be bothered by them again unless I completed some mystic Zennish quest to reenable the feature, wherein I need to become one with my software, and utter the mantra, "clippy, clippy, clippy."

  6. imitation by eric6 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    For how much crap MS gets, they sure are imitated. Is this

    • flattery?
    • lack of creativity in interface design?
    • following the lead of a big company with lots of usability research?
    • a big bandwagon?
    • camoflage, to keep from scaring off [new] users of non-MS products?


    Personally, i like the office interface, but perhaps that's just because i'm so familiar with it.

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    1. Re:imitation by redfenix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, i like the office interface, but perhaps that's just because i'm so familiar with it.

      I think you just answered your own question.

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  7. You know it's a reputable site... by Jonboy+X · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when it starts popping up online casino ads at you.

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  8. Good thing Taco is an editor by ACNiel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    His ideas don't jive with the slashdot crowd. Sort of funny, in a way, how the people he attracted have taken his creation in an entirely different direction. Not totally different, but definitely more zealous than the creator.

    That comment about what will be cloned next year, if in a comment, would be labeled as flamebait or a troll. I find it refreshing that at least the editors realize certain realities.

    One of the main ones is that, yes the linux desktop borrows heavily from MS, and not the other way around, which a lot of people like to proclaim.

  9. screenshots HERE! by dogas · · Score: 5, Informative
    I'm not sure if they are the same as the slashdotted server, but here we go.

    HERE!

    god I'm such a karma whore.
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  10. Re:Sad by FooBarWidget · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because, in contrary to popular belief, Slashdot is actually a pro-Windows site. A poll from a while ago proved that the majority of the Slashdotters are using Windows, *not* Linux/Unix/Mac. More and more moderators are modding critism against Linux up and anti-MS posts down. Slashdotters are slowly converting to pro-Windows; in fact, 65% has already been converted.

  11. Great... by maxbang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another $600 word processor from Microsoft. Even when I'm at a job where they use Office, nobody ever uses anything but Word to type some useless bullet points, or Excel to make a pointless chart. Tasks? Never used. I had a PHB who tried to assign me tasks once. He couldn't hotsync for a week after that.

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  12. mmmm by odyrithm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice to get a head start on what we'll be cloning next year ;)

    that points out a very specific problem with the open/free source movements... plenty of hardcore coders but a serious lack of good ui designers.

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    1. Re:mmmm by slide-rule · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... plenty of hardcore coders but a serious lack of good ui designers.

      I can't debate how accurate that point is, but I have noticed, having recently read through the gnome interface guidelines, that most of the "not like this" examples are the myriads of various gnome apps. It'd probably go a long way if the developers that *do* write UI code (regardless of how "good" they are at "designing" said UI) actually follow UI guidelines.

      Also, I wonder how well respected someone who mainly does "UI" design/layout things would be respected by the core development team of some project that actually has to code up the critical working guts.

    2. Re:mmmm by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I can't debate how accurate that point is, but I have noticed, having recently read through the gnome interface guidelines, that most of the "not like this" examples are the myriads of various gnome apps. It'd probably go a long way if the developers that *do* write UI code (regardless of how "good" they are at "designing" said UI) actually follow UI guidelines.

      I'll go you one further.

      I'm a UI designer. I have designed a new OS UI. It's quite radical, and new. I've solicited opinions on it from slashdot (here)as well as from a few friends.

      Basically, I'm sitting on the thing right now, for two reasons: 1.) the core group of people its designed for - techies, early-adopters - are incredibly resistant to changes of this type and 2.) its nearly impossible to solicit useful feedback from said group, for the reasons you outlined in your post.

      It can be summarized in one of the responses to the above-linked post; I asked if anyone was willing to undergo (possible) major learning pains to learn a more productive system. I got the only one-word response I've ever seen on /., "No."

      Everyone, absolutely everyone has an almost unshakable opinion of what they like, visually, and behaviourally. Witness the near-revolt of Classic Mac OS users trying OS X, versus the newbies and Unix/Win coverts who think it's the cat's ass (er, that means 'great'). You cannot underestimate this. In 10 years of graphic design, it still boggles me. Graphic design and particularly UI design in general get 'no respect', because its simply something that people don't respect educated opinions on. Put another way, if your code works, only another programmer is going to criticise you for sloppy coding. A user doesn't care as long as it works. But if I show a UI design to a room with 15 people, you will have 15 angrily opinionated asshats barking off about how this and that should work, with no thought whatsoever to how one arrives at those conclusions.

      And the kicker: you must listen to every asshat in that room, because in a way they are all right.

      Anyways. My point is this: I'm the guy you're talking about, and I find it really hard to 'break in' to this group. I don't even know where to start, actually. Hell, I get dissed just because I built the UI demo in Flash.

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  13. The only thing that needs cloning by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nice to get a head start on what we'll be cloning next year ;)

    The only thing that needs cloning out of Office is simply the compatibility aspect of it's documents.

    No need to clone the rest of the package: the bloat, the security holes, etc. ;-)

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  14. another site by suhit · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since this site seems /.'ed already, here are another ones that have some screenshots too -

    http://www.wininsider.com/news/comments.aspx?mid=3 069.
    http://users.pandora.be/AMDtje/Office11_2.htm
    http://www.slipstick.com/outlook/ol11.htm

    Suhit

  15. Numb by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have become numb to Microsoft upgrades. There was virtually no difference between Office and Office 97. The differences between Office 97 and 2000 were mostly visual (and the addition of broken compatibilities). The differences between Windows 98 and Windows ME were just pointless. I still consider Windows XP an expensive, restrictively licensed downgrade to Windows 2000.

    This will likewise fail it.

    1. Re:Numb by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Informative

      There was virtually no difference between Office and Office 97. The differences between Office 97 and 2000 were mostly visual (and the addition of broken compatibilities). The differences between Windows 98 and Windows ME were just pointless. I still consider Windows XP an expensive, restrictively licensed downgrade to Windows 2000.

      In all that, you're right on the money for 98/ME; ME never should have been, and if not for RAMBUS it wouldn't have been. But as for the rest: MS has got lots of small improvements in each iteration of office. Blame planned obsolescence.

      * Office 97 was the first package with reasonable HTML built-in. Yes, it's bloated HTML with all of the Office metadata, and yes, they'd have been better if they copied Acrobat's Word-UI. But that's neither here nor there.

      * Office 2000 introduced a whole heck of new features--most notably for most of us, those auto-hiding menus, multiple windows in the taskbar, and a built-in clipboard that can hold twelve "cuts."

      * Office XP doubled the size of the clipboard, gave word discontinuous selection ability, and introduced that somewhat-useful task pane.

      * Windows XP, over 2000, has a major improvement just in explorer.exe. You can customize your start menu to your heart's content, the system tray auto-hide (or mannualy hide) icons, and the gooy GUI is, if nothing else, "new." (And being able to turn off all of the above is rather nice, too.)

    2. Re:Numb by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Insightful
      those auto-hiding menus

      I've always hated those menus. I know where menu items are. But, by hiding the menu items, their position changes, and I can't find the menu choice I need.

  16. Re:Sad by CleverNickedName · · Score: 4, Funny

    So is it "\." now, not "/."?

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  17. Actually, it goes both ways. by Corvaith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Part of innovation is taking what works from past technology and then improving it. And both sides do this--and ought to. If one person came up with a very nice way of doing interfaces, it's really dumb to reinvent the wheel when you could, in fact, be refining the wheel and making it work *better*.

    Obviously, nothing should be 'taken' to the point of intellectual property violation, but I think if *more* of this so-called 'theft' happened in software development, it'd result in much better software in general. Take what the other people did, fix the problems in it, make it better. Then maybe they'll take what you did, fix it even more, make it better.

    And in the end you've got products on all sides that're more useable, more stable, and so on and so forth. I don't know how anyone can say there's something wrong with that. Building a better mousetrap doesn't necessarily mean you have to build it completely unlike every mousetrap ever made in the past.

  18. Re:Unknown TLA by REBloomfield · · Score: 4, Informative
    Group Policy Object

    The replacement for System Policy in Windows 2000 Active Directory implementations. HTH :p

  19. Who's going to buy it? by wfrp01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You like MS Office, you say? Who's going to buy this for you? Are you going to buck up for your own copy at home? Or, like most people, are you expecting your company to buy it for you? That way, it's kind of like it doesn't really cost anything, right? Except it does cost something. It's money your company could have paid you directly. It's money your company could have used to improve their market penetration. It's money your company could have used to improve their facilities. It's money that could have been used to increase the R&D budget. It's money that could have been used to hire additional staff. And on and on.

    But a new version of Office with pretty new buttons and a three panel view like Outlook? A new version that's intentionally incompatible with everything else in the world, including Microsoft's own products? That's precious.

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  20. link to Screenshots W/out article by Tha_Big_Guy23 · · Score: 4, Informative
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  21. And here's a shot of Office 12 by shadwwulf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is a shot straight for the UI testing lab for Office 12

    Or at least it could be considering how pre-schoolish UI's are getting these days.

  22. Re:Clone wars! by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

    English: The Clone Wars have begun.
    Yodish: Begun, the Clone Wars have.
    Soviet Russia: In Soviet Russia, Clone Wars begin you!
    Yodish Soviet Russia: You, in Soviet Russia the Clone Wars begin... Umm, no wait... Arrgh!

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  23. Check out your own proof. by Kwil · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do you actually read what you link to, or do you just hope it's right and nobody actually goes to take a look.

    Microsoft Works Suite comes with Word.

    Microsoft Works does not.

    And I also know from experience that the Works wordprocessor default format is not readable by Word.

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  24. Slashdot made me cynical... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's very sad, but now whenever I see a post that's quite long, on-topic, raising valid questions or points etc. I automatically think "Karma whore!".

    Sad, isn't it?

    graspee

  25. Did they decide on the new logo yet? by symbolic · · Score: 4, Funny


    I'm thinking about a picture of Joe Average Computer User in shackles and menacles, with the caption, "Palladium Inside".

  26. I give up... the GUI will never really evolve... by gmezero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With assinine comments link this "Nice to get a head start on what we'll be cloning next year ;)", as the footnote to this news posting. It now becomes clear to me why the computer GUI will never truely evolve beyond what it is today. Thanks Taco for the insight!

  27. Re:Cloning...yuck by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No matter what other faults they may or may not have (fence sitter ahoy \o/) MS spend millions on research into human/computer interaction and user interface design.

    And what has it led to?

    A filesystem browser squashed together with a web browser (done for political reasons).

    The Start menu (this has been torn to pieces on the Interface Hall of Shame).

    WMP 9.

    Outlook's custom widget (with the mailbox name).

    Each version of Office using completely different widgets than all other apps in Windows.

    All with poor UIs.

    Most of the rest of what Microsoft's done has been heavily based on Apple's ideas, or HCI driven by technical flaws. There was the dual filename system because they made the poor choice to use 8.3 filenames. Then the Start Menu, because Windows developers used masses of completely unidentifiable data file names slapped in the same directory as the executable. MDI, which was produced for Windows 3.1 because the VM system sucked and MDI reduced load on it.

    Occasionally they take ideas from OSS (did I read elsewhere in this thread about virtual desktops and taskbar applets?)

    I *wish* they'd take the idea of virtual desktops. One of the biggest things Windows needs.

    are more than happy to build interfaces based on the results of their millions of dollars worth of research and linux is all the better for it.

    Is a combined web browser/file browser really that crucial or useful, or just included to help out ex-Windows users?

  28. Re:Clone wars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's try to work this out.

    English usally has a sentence structure in the form SVO, or Subject Verb Object. In this sentence, "The Clone Wars" is the subject, "have" is the verb, and "begun" is the object. Notice that the verb cluster "to begin" has been seperated into verb and object, in the passive voice sentence.

    Now, Yodish uses the OSV (Object Subject Verb) construction. So the literal translation from English to Yodish would be "Begun" "The Clone Wars" "Have". This parses nicely into "Begun, the Clone Wars have." quite nicely, as the parent has done.

    Soviet Russian uses the OVS (Object Verb Subject) construction. So the transliteration would be "Begun" "Have" "The Clone Wars". Now we take into account some of the unique features of Soviet Russian. First, the definite article "the" is dropped, yielding "Begun have Clone Wars". Also, Soviet Russian only has one tense, the present, giving us "Begin have Clone Wars". Now is the confusing part. Soviet Russian treats the phrase "begin have" as just the verb, dropping the object, yielding "___ begin Clone Wars". However, an implied object is forbidden. When an implied object is present, the subject becomes the object, and the implied subject "you" is added. So we get "Clone Wars begin ___", which leads to "Clone Wars begin you", as shown in the parent.

    Now onward to Yodish Soviet Russian. As English becomes Soviet Russian by reversing the sentence order, SVO to OVS, then likewise, Yodish becomes Yodish Soviet Russian by reversing the OSV construction to VSO. So we get a transliteration to "have the Clone Wars begun". We drop the definite article and switch tense to get "have Clone Wars begin". We make the object "begin" into the verb, with the result "begin Clone Wars ___". We then make the subject into the object and add the implied subject "you", getting "Begin you Clone Wars". Now it's just a minor clean-up, with the final result:

    In Yodish Soviet Russia, begin YOU, the clone wars do!

  29. Microsoft also has horrible UI designers by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that points out a very specific problem with the open/free source movements... plenty of hardcore coders but a serious lack of good ui designers.

    Open source could do just as well as Microsoft by employing graphic artists -- expert UI designeers need not apply. Apple seems to at least be trying, but sometimes I wonder if Microsoft's even employing user interface experts at all. If they do have them then they're not taking any serious notice of them. It seems more like they're aiming to make the interface look pretty and attractive, but no more useful than before.

    A lot of what's being shown off in the screenshots are feature enhancements, but the basic problems of the UI with Windows and Office haven't changed at all. It's as if Microsoft is just throwing in any idea the programmers or feature-developers come up with, without properly testing it or verifying that it's actually useful and not going to create more problems for the user than it solves. For example:

    • The screenshots are still full of modal dialogs.
    • The interface is still full of toolbars with lots of tiny buttons that violate Fitts Law and Hicks Law, making it more complicated for people to choose a target and click on it.
    • The UI still ignores the edges and corners of the screen, which has been well demonstrated to be one of the easiest places for a user to accurately move the mouse to. (I haven't properly used XP but it looks like that from the screenshots. Hopefully someone can confirm this.) Instead there's normally a pixel border or something similar there, causing the user to just miss clicking something that they were probably aiming for, and having to backtrack and fight with the mouse.
    • Much of the UI is still customisable-by-accident, allowing elements to be dragged around and placed in unexpected places accidently. This allows for novice users to reconfigure their UI without realising it, and then become lost and confused about what's going on. This is especially true if they close the program down and open up the next day to something different, and I've seen it happen over and over again.
    • There are still scrollbars everywhere, both on main windows in list/selection boxes, text edit boxes, and so on. This is despite that it's been well known for at least a decade now that scrollbars are bad for UI navigation.
    • Also after at least eight years and probably longer, Microsoft apparently hasn't fixed the font selection dialog box which is full of check-boxes where, by their own UI guidelines, they should be using radio buttons.

    Assuming that these screenshots are genuine, then Microsoft might have made minor presentation tweaks here and there, but it still hasn't fixed any of the real UI problems. Every one of these issues has been documented for years by experts who've spent a lot of effort researching them. Most of the issues have suggested solutions, but Microsoft's done absolutely nothing about it that's reached the consumer.

    If open source developers want to mimic windows to attract users that way then I guess they can. But this doesn't mean it's a good interface. It's the opposite. Personally I'm hoping that the various independent-from-Microsoft open source UI projects come through and win the race with some good UI's, but I don't know what the chance of that is.

  30. Re:security by greed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What on earth has "security problems" got to do with "word processor"? I realize the macro facility in Word & friends has some potential for abuse, but that is a very unique feature of those products. Remember when we told everyone that virus warnings about word processor files or e-mail were scams and to just ignore them? It wasn't very long ago.

    If the Claris Works 3 that came with my 7-year-old Mac does what I need, I don't need to upgrade. No security issues, nothing. Legacy systems don't _have_ modern security issues because they don't have the "integration" with "duh internet". Heck, if it isn't on the net, what security issues are there? (Besides, Macs didn't used to have listening ports by default.)

    Still like PaperClip on the old 8-bit micros? What possible security issues could there be? You're not going to get 0wn3d through a 300 bps originate-only modem.

    I know Office is a whole other problem security-wise, but I take offense at the blanket statement that ALL old software should just die.