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Turing Test 2: A Sense of Humor

mhackarbie writes "Salon has a great story, Artificial Stupidity, about the Loebner Prize, a yearly contest that for over 10 years now has offered a $100,000 prize to anyone who can create a program to pass the Turing Test. The best part is the resulting fiasco that develops between the eccentric philanthropist who started the contest and extremely annoyed AI Researchers such as Marvin Minsky."

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  1. well ... by Meeble · · Score: 3, Funny

    All Hugh Loebner wanted to do was become world famous, eliminate all human toil, and get laid a lot.

    does this mean we're all considered entrepeneurs ?

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    1. Re:well ... by GeckoFood · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it just means getting laid is 3rd highest on his priorities list. ;-)

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    2. Re:well ... by bananaape · · Score: 0, Funny

      Who has time for that when you are programming your computer to do #1 and #2?

  2. Also Known As... by swordboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    and extremely annoyed AI Researchers such as Marvin Minsky

    This person is commonly known as Marvin The Martian.

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  3. What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think bots are the problem... I've had several online conversations which I'd assumed were chat-bots but turned out to be real people. I guess when Turing designed his test, he probably didn't anticipate the massive advances in human stupidity that we've witnessed in the last few decades :)

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    1. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by CleverNickedName · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh?

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    2. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by Daniel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it because of massive advances in human stupidity that you say you don't think bots are the problem?

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    3. Re:What about people who fail the Turing Test? by M.M.M. · · Score: 2, Funny

      The program enters the Loeber competition and it tries to disqualify the jury.

      - hardwired dialogue. Totally unexpected. He must give us the price, just for the idea.

      contest entry:

      #include

      main()
      {

      printf("What are the exact rules of this contest?\n");
      printf("What is the formal definition of the Turing test?\n");
      printf("And you actually think i am DUMB?\n");

      return 0;
      }

  4. petulant prima donnas and inconsistent judging... by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every person with whom I spoke about it said that last year's contest was an utter fiasco, with unclear rules, inconsistent judging, arbitrary fiats by an opaque prize committee, petulant prima donnas, and last-minute changes of venue that prevented most entrants from even discovering where the contest was taking place until after it had happened.

    Was it held in Florida as well ? Or is it just a massive coincidence ?

  5. Re:what the.. by zapfie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Er, did you read the article? Funny thing about articles, they often have information very relevant to the corresponding Slashdot story! I know, it's hard to believe! I highly recommend reading one sometime.

    Since 1989 Loebner has spent, by his account, more than $200,000 and a thousand hours of unpaid time to hasten the arrival of intelligent machines. He has set aside a gold medal and $100,000 in cash for the creator of the first machine that can pass for human. In the meantime he gives out annual prizes for programs that come closest to a long-sought holy grail in the artificial intelligence community: passing the Turing test.

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  6. Re:So... by labratuk · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...and by extension that would mean they aren't sentient bei...

    oh.

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  7. A sense of humour? by mccalli · · Score: 5, Funny
    Computers passed that test years ago. I mean, who can forget the classic:
    keyboard not found, press F1 to continue

    Cheers,
    Ian

  8. Re:at last! I found one! by pacc · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm glad you decided to come out in the open with this ;)

  9. Re:The most interesting thing... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Funny
    for years and years and years, researchers have been promising AI was just around the corner... And what do we have right now? Nothing!

    Get with the program, dude: we had AI even in the UK last year. I didn't go and see it though, because it starred that irritating kid from "The Sixth Sense".

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  10. Re:Why are they upset? by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's wrong with being a sex-addicted pothead?

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  11. Christ, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    what an imagination I've got...

  12. Jaron Lanier said it best... by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 4, Funny

    My favorite quote about the Turing test comes from Jaron Lanier:

    "Only a fucked-up gay Englishman being tortured with hormone injections could possibly have supposed that consciousness was some kind of social exam you had to pass."

  13. Blond AI Test by Geekbot · · Score: 2, Funny

    To be declared intelligent the AI has to convince you through a conversation. However, in the lesser known Turing Intelligence Test Supplemental Nuances Applied Sexual Soliloquy (TITSNASS) or Blond AI test, all that is required is that the bot carry on a cybersex conversation. The number of tissues used determines how high the TITSNASS rating of the "Blond AI".

    TITSNASS is currently looking for a test group of real blond sex chatters to compare against the bots. Please email me your applications.