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GTA: Vice City Sells 8.5 Million Copies in 3 Months

Gus writes "Take Two Interactive Software reports that Grand Theft Auto: Vice City has sold more than 8.5 million copies in the first three months since its late-October launch. The good news is Rockstar Games has 11 titles in the works. The bad news is the chances of the next GTA making it out this year are pretty slim." Also, there's still a couple people waiting on Duke Nukem Forever, and their patience is wearing thin.

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  1. rate of unemployment? by stonebeat.org · · Score: 4, Funny

    do you think this has to do anything with the high rate of unemployment, and discontent among the people?

    1. Re:rate of unemployment? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Road Rage incidents... Maybe.
      High unemployment rate... Sure
      Hooker beatings... I can see that
      Poor driving skills... I guess

      But discontent... No way man, that game fucking rocks!

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      You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
  2. And, inspired by the game itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another 8.5 million were stolen at gunpoint from stores nationwide.

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  4. Re:Ohhhhh the violence... by jkabbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I never meet a woman who won't let me say, "it's just fun to kill hookers with a chainsaw"....well, then, I'll have more money for games!!!!

  5. Re:The true American spirit by finkployd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember back when Super Mario Brothers was popular? You know, when all Amercians aspired to be overweight, Italian plumbers with a 'shroom problem?

    Or perhaps they are just video games after all.

    Yeah, thought so.

    Finkployd

  6. Re:Ohhhhh the violence... by retro128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now as all the married and almost married men out here know, that if i was to say what i was thinking, it would have been a very lonely night for me and my PC! :-)

    Yeah, but you would have to got to blow away some hookers!

    My girlfriend cackles like a banshee and says things like "Come here and die, bitch!" when she runs over people in Carmageddon. I'm almost afraid what's going to happen if I hand her GTA3.

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    -R
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  8. Re:cough*meladramatic*cough by finkployd · · Score: 5, Funny

    playing with boobies every night is a hell of a lot better than looking at ones with 16 million colors

    I think I just found my new .sig :)

    Finkployd

  9. I would like to offer the Buddhist perspective by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, they're only *pixels.* Lighten up.

    Also, at the end of a game of chess no one has *really* commited Regicide. It's just symbolic.

    Don't get me going about Chutes and Ladders though. That game is disgusting. Oh, the humanity!

    KFG

  10. Re:cough*meladramatic*cough by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Funny

    I get to play with boobies every night (no, not my own) and GTA:VC - sometimes at the same time - neener neener neener to infinity.

    Plus 1. :)

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    Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
  11. Re:The true American spirit by rampant+mac · · Score: 4, Funny
    " The true American spirit really shines through these sales results.

    So, who is it that loves violence, terror, and rape so much again?

    Yeah, thought so."

    Nice stereotype. I can play too.

    Rockstar's next game: Le Reddition (The Surrender)

    Welcome to France.

    From the country who rolls over like a flock of sheep, snootiness and horrible hygiene comes a story of one man's rise to the top of cowardice. Le Reddition is a huge urban sprawl ranging from that half-finished skyscraper know as the Eiffel Tower to Marseilles, and is the most varied, complete and alive digital city ever created.

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    I like big butts and I cannot lie.
  12. Re:Fuck, I'll do my own Ask Slashdot by one9nine · · Score: 4, Funny
    Okay, let's look three posts before this one (depending on your threshold, I suppose):

    Aren't there other ways for people to relax and have fun. I personally would rather make love to my wife a couple times than sit around all Saturday afternoon staring at the TV screen. Maybe that's just me though.

    Now you're asking which video game you should buy.

  13. Re:Ohhhhh the violence... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do you really want to be marrying this chick?"

    Yeah, because if he's posting on Slashdot, you know he can choose from any woman he wants!

  14. Re:Where's the accompanying spike in crime? by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny
    So if the "fake violence breeds real violence" crowd is right, we should be seeing a fairly significant spike in violent crime, right?

    Dude, spend a little time in an inner city emergency room some Friday or Saturday night. Make sure that it's a level one trauma center too as that's where all the gunshot victims go to.

    "Dude, don't take a general view of the entire population to form a balanced opinion. Instead come and look at my heavily biassed samples in an unusual situation and draw wild conclusions."

  15. play too much? by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I realized a while back that I played VC WAY too much. When I drive down the street I just keep looking for a bike and I have to force myself not to ram the dude and steal his bike. Another funny thing. The other day me and a friend were talking about games in my garden. He was going on about some RPG and I just said," No thanks, I'd rather be shooting people and stealing cars" just as the neighbors walked past. I got some strange looks...

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    "I used to have that really cool,funny sig ,but it got stolen."
  16. Jugglers, Clowns, and the prettiest ponies EVER by tenzig_112 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Too bad the Wal-Mart version swapped out blood for grape juice, hookers for happy juggling clowns, and stolen cars for pretty, pretty ponies.

    From a review of the cleaned-up version:

    No longer interested in stealing cars, busting caps, and clocking hos, players mount ponies and ride down rainbow-colored avenues sharing home-baked cookies and cakes with other characters.


    Don't be fooled. This new version of GTA is by no means the "cake walk" it appears to be. The ponies must be meticulously groomed, and mastering the optional baking set is horrendously difficult.

  17. Sad News ... Duke Nukem dead at 5 by iamacat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - famous hero and womenizer Duke Nukem was found dead in his Los Angeles, CA penthouse this morning. There were no more official details, but the rumor has it that he was surrounded by radioactive green babes and was looking good even dead. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his exploits, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon. May his soul respawn in a nice, seedy place where hotels can be rented by the hour.