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Collecting Stardust

An anonymous reader writes "Washington University in St. Louis space scientists are reporting the first definitive laboratory dissection of an interstellar dust particle, thus pulling out each grain's history individually. When collected at high-altitude, the origin of six grains are from outside our solar system. 'Space' is full of dust, or ejected material from long-dead stars. In this case, 3 of the 6 dust grains are from red giant stars, and perhaps 2 are from supernovae. In the next 5 years, there are six missions targeting a rendezvous with either a comet or asteroid, including the Stardust mission to return the first extraterrestrial samples since Apollo. That only leaves 100 billion comets left to explore in our own solar system's Oort cloud." Update: 02/28 17:22 GMT by M : Fixed university name.

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  1. In Other News by choctawgh · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, David Bowie is suing for patent infringement, claiming he IS stardust... ok, so it's weak......I'm tired and the coffee maker is broken ;)

    1. Re:In Other News by gowen · · Score: 0, Funny
      In other news, David Bowie is suing for patent infringement, claiming he IS stardust...
      No no no. Bowie is the Starman. Joni Mitchell is Stardust. She is also Golden and Million Year Old Carbon
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  2. Update: Project cancelled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sadly, the sorting and cataloguing procedure was halted today after an inattentive graduate student sneezed the entire collection over the lab

  3. Already done it by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1, Funny
    I've been collecting stardust since 1972.

    Sincerely,
    David Bowie

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  4. cleanup by bobba22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This obviously points to the rumour that nasa has started training old women for the 'space cleanup' - removing all space dust and debris from the upper atmosphere. Old women have several advantages aside from being expert cleaners, they are lightwieght, require little food or sleep, their bones are brittle anyway and they have absorbed enough cherry to keep them radiation-free for months at a time.

  5. This would be much easier by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. had god been smart and made the universe and everything within it with RFID tags. Imagine the possibilities ...

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  6. Andromeda by CWCarlson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wonderful. I suppose Project Wildfire will be activated shortly, following the mysterious death of all but two people (a baby and an old man) living in a desert town somewhere...

    Perhaps this time they won't hire any epileptics.

  7. Re:How do people figure this stuff out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    How do you pull something from the atmosphere and determine that it came from outside the solar system?
    Passport stamps.
  8. Why is space so dirty? by Mothra+the+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    If space is a giant vacuum, shouldn't it be picking up all this dust?

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    1. Re:Why is space so dirty? by dmomo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why? Did you ever try looking inside of your vacuum cleaner? If anything, I would expect space to be full of pennies, pens and missing G.I. Joe weapons.

  9. Stardust by ryanvanderzanden · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...including the Stardust mission..."

    Ziggy learned to play guitar, flying high with...

    etc...

    sorry, had to do it. :)

    -r-

  10. Re:I gotta ask... by tHiNk411 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If dust is from diffrent stars then wouldn't it be obvious that its from a diffrent solar system?

  11. I've got 'em all! by skilljoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I even have his 80's "Fashion" stuff. I do miss the Spiders from Mars...
    (sigh)

  12. Re:That's Washington University, moron by kahei · · Score: 2, Funny

    You sound like a moron to anyone who went there.


    I'm having trouble believing that *everyone* who went there is like that. I think what you meant to say was something like:

    'I have very few sources of pride in my life, so I obsess over trivia such as the name of my old school -- desperate for anything, no matter how trivial or laughable it may seem to others, that will allow me to tell myself for a precious second or two that I am in some minute way superior."

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  13. One major problem by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their intergalactic cries of "Look at this place. Where were you raised? In a barn?" contravene several interstellar conventions on peaceful coexistence.

  14. Comets by JCholewa · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Once you've seen one comet, you've seen em all.

    I dunno about that. On Star Trek last year, they had a comet with earthlike gravity. Now that's damned impressive, and it must be true since its on TV.

    Maybe there are other unique comets out there, like ones with bizarre technobabble-inhibiting EM fields and occasional spaceberry orchards. ^_^

    -JC

  15. My God by chris411 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's full of dust!