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British Telecom Pushes Universal ID Check System

miladus writes "URU (You Are You) is a new ID verification scheme from BT designed to allow government and businesses to confirm identities on the net. The BBC has a full report on how, according to BT officials, 'URU will be a major ingredient in transforming and joining up government... and how it will become ubiquitous for citizens, businesses, etc.'. Apparently, URU complies with European privacy laws."

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  1. I would have made first post but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The delay on the URU check killed me.

  2. Uh oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like Oracle bought the U.K.

  3. Do you copy? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    In phase one, the only details that will be entered are name, address and Meter Point Asset Number

    TK-421! Why aren't you at you post?

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  4. its not new by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    This system is the internet version of one that has been out for a long time overthere. They used numerical IDs for the people, the most famous one being 007 James Bond.

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  5. Phone companies with too much power aren't new by friedegg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just look at The President's Analyst from 1967.

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  6. Re:What about possibilities in U.S.A? by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny



    What American privacy laws? Europe has privacy laws, the US has Equifax.

  7. Re:Welcome... by Pike65 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Due to information received by Big Brother about 'every ong revolting', all of the ongs will be pre-emptively destroyed. That will be all."

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  8. I like the original better by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they had kept the REAL acronym, it would have made people happy.
    You Are You > YAY!!

  9. URU? by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    IMI. Y?

  10. Riiiiiight by Malicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds a lot like the idea of attaching your home address to your keychain, so honest people can mail you your keys if you lose them.
    Too bad most people aren't honest.

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  11. URU? FU! by JPelorat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I refuse to have anything to do with something spawned from the so-called vocabulary of an SMS user.

    Will the email you get be just as undecipherable and irritating?

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  12. Still follows privacy laws? by trmj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, they already seems to be tracking every property in the UK, as the article states:
    the only details that will be entered are name, address and Meter Point Asset Number - the number in the corner of every household electricity bill which is unique to that property

    But then they go and cause more distrust of the program, by stating of these numbers:
    It could also become a pre-requisite of any universal ID card

    And lastly, I feel we've all eard this one before:
    It is a pro-active way to protect your identity


    Well, ok, one more, but only because it sounds funny out of context:
    we need mega-systems

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  13. Re:Ick by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'd be embarrased if people knew I was going to church. I stopped believing in imaginary friends in kindergarten. ;-)

    Actually, people who claim to go to Church (as opposed to church) would really make me worry about being identified for my online persona. Not for porn, but violent video games, rpg's, and anything on evolution will attract the ire of the _C_hurchies. They are quite judgemental about what everyone else is allowed to look at, you know. I'll keep my details (and my freedom) to myself, thank you very much.

    Although it would be interesting to see the clergy getting busted for looking at altar-boy kiddie porn... :-)

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  14. English Imperialism Wins Again! by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm convinced that you can't get a peice of identity-based legistlation passed these days unless it make a cute acronym in English. What do the Italians, Spanish, or Germans think URU means?

  15. And coming soon... by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 5, Funny

    The open source version: GURU

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  16. Cool by DriceX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this officially make them part of Oceania?

  17. Re:Oh Really? by all_i_want_is_an_acc · · Score: 2, Funny

    And that, in a nutshell, is why america's stock has fallen so badly internationally. Keep those ideas in mind when you realize that your government couldn't get 4 countries to agree to a bake sale without offering 70 billion in subsidies.

  18. this is double-plus-ungood by BigChigger · · Score: 2, Funny

    and if I have to explain that to you, then the battle is already lost.

    BC

  19. Re:Ick by josh+crawley · · Score: 4, Funny

    SO you also have a problem with C-hurch goers (aka thumpers)?

    Here's a hint on how to deal with them. Read the bible.. I didnt say BELIEVE it. That's what thumpers' only weapon is. And if taken out of context, the bible contradicts itself quite a bit.

    After you best them in an argument of "religion", make a snide comment how I'm ATHEIST and I know more about the Bible than you do!!

    Really pisses them off ;-)

    Btw, I'm Catholic, and I get thumped for playing AD&D, M:TG and various pc games (Unreal-like games, NWN, and others). So far, I'm going to hell 7 times ;-) What about you?

  20. Re:Why is it "reactionary bible-thumping?" by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny
    A rather vague one, though, don't you think? If it had been a little more specific...


    Yes, God, although He is Absolutely Perfect in other matters, is just so-so when it comes to writing documentation.

  21. Re:whois 666 by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny
    If they were to ever reopen the Christian canon, my wish is that they would drop Revelations and substitute Dicken's A Christmas Carol.


    No, no, that wouldn't do at all. If you pay attention, you'll see that Revelation is one of only two books that Bible-thumpers read. They read the Genesis and, realizing how many pages there are in the whole Bible, skip to the Revelation, to see if the butler did it.

  22. And in other news.... by NiceGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Norse thunder god Thor has filed a trademark infrigement lawsuit against British Telecom.

  23. Re:Ick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    damn volkwagons... always infested with bugs..
    I know how you feel bud.