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Toshiba To Show Laptop Fuel Cells at CeBit

war3rd writes "According to The Register, Toshiba has finally been able to build a fuel cell for laptops that they will unveil at CeBit next week. The fuel cells are expected to last approximately 5 hours and are compatible with existing lithium-ion batteries. Form factor remains the only issue. The trick is that they use the water by-product from the cell to dilute the methanol source as it enters the reformer, and are therefore able to store higher concentrations of methanol in the cell. My only concern is how quickly can they get this to market?"

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  1. Performance by jaavaaguru · · Score: 0, Funny

    Finally we'll have a PC that can last as long as an iBook without needing mains power :-)

  2. Hehehehe ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... I can see it now ... some poor geek on the side of the road with a sign ... laptop out of gas, help please ...

    hehehehe that makes me smile

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  3. SHOULD be ethanol by nweaver · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want a fuel cell to be practically usable, you should make it run on 40% Ethanol, 60% water. That way, there is a commonly available fuel (Vodka) which can be easily purchased most everywhere in the US (outside Mormonstan at least).

    If you can make the fuel cell deal with more impurities, you could also use Whiskey or Tequila or similar distilled spirits.

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    1. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by SlightlyMadman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh god, I'd never manage to refuel the thing to capacity!

      "... And one fur the doktuuur ..."

      On second thought, a laptop battery would be much more covert than a flask, for sneaking liquor into a club.

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    2. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know you are a drunkard when you start feeding booze to your laptop.

    3. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Canada, 80% to 90% of the cost of a bottle of hooch is taxes. Vodka power would be bloody expensive. Then again, if you power the user with vodka as well, they're less likely to complain :)

    4. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry sir, you must be 21 with 3 IDs to purchase fuel for your laptop.

    5. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by hping · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I can call this misusage of said fluids, but in case of emergency I can accept this usage.

      But think of this line: Well, officer, off course I have a drink with me, because I use it for my computer!

    6. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Can anybody say Bender? "If you won't drink for yourself, won't you at least drink for your friends?"

    7. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

      A two liter bottle of cheap vodka, some porno and three AOL cds. I don't know what you had in mind for tonight, but leave me out of it.

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    8. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by DarklordJonnyDigital · · Score: 4, Funny

      Warning: Do NOT drink your laptop.

      I guess this is what they mean when they say alcohol is a Gateway drug...

    9. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by FireAtWill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh great. Here in Indiana we can't buy alchohol on Sundays. I'll have to take my laptop to a bar ("Barkeep! I'll have a Jolt on the rocks and a vodka martini for my little friend...").

    10. Re:SHOULD be ethanol by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm sorry sir, you must be 21 with 3 IDs to purchase fuel for your laptop

      That's still easier to get than an Indiana driver's license.

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  4. Better concept by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make it run on atmospheric methane, and install a pay-per-use WAP in every Taco Bell.

    It'll like be like printing your own money!

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    1. Re:Better concept by grondu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make it run on atmospheric methane, and install a pay-per-use WAP in every Taco Bell.

      Widely Available Phart

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  5. Problem with Security ... by airrage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah yes, this will definitely get your through airport security?

    Rent-a-Cop: "Sir, you wouldn't happen to have a explosive gas in that laptop would you?"
    Slashdot-Geek: "Uh, no, duh -- it's a fuel cell laptop."
    Rent-a-Cop: "Riiiiiigggghhhhhtttttttttttt. Please come with me."

    Why do the chemists and chemical engineers keep coming up with such volitile compounds -- why can't we start fueling devices out of garbage like that dude on back to the future?

    I could be wrong --

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    1. Re:Problem with Security ... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 0, Funny

      So pour the fuel cell alchohol out into the guard's little plastic bowl, and he'll let you pass. When you get on the plane, buy one of those tiny bottles of vodka, refill your laptop, and fire it up.

    2. Re:Problem with Security ... by BFaucet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, Marty, we just need to go to the year 2015 and bring back a Mr. Fusion power unit.

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  6. Re:one for me one for you... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> smoking thier laptop for it's menthol? lord knows i would

    Go for it! I'll start preparing your Darwin Award nomination now.

    (Methanol will kill you dead, AFAIK)

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  7. Great... by gpinzone · · Score: 1, Funny

    A technology that lasts about the same time as a battery and will label you a terrorist when you board an airplane. Can't wait until these are out either.

  8. Re:Oh, and obviously denatured as well by SUB7IME · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good call! We'd finally have a good reason to steal the ethanol out of chem lab ;-)

  9. New LAW the CUI by nlinecomputers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coding under the influence.

    Honest officer I was just fueling my laptop.

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  10. Re:More details? by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 3, Funny
    Can you hook up a fuel tank and run it as long as the tank is kept full?
    [snort] I just got a visual of some ubergeek with one of those stupid hats made to hold dual beer cans, two bottles of methanol in place, tubes running down to his laptop...

    ..actually, one can of methanol and one of beer wouldn't be bad. As long as you remember which tube is which.

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  11. Re:but how long will they last? by cribb · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's amazing that the poster of this story can't even read the article

    you're new here, aren't you?

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  12. remember that its for using, it by digitalsushi · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just remember that these battery packs are for fueling your computer, not for drinking them like alcohol and then getting drunk with them...

    guess that's why they say "never drink your laptop battery!" ba dum bum!

    speaking of drinking laptop batteries as a substitute for alcohol, could I get another? ooh.. where do I come up with this stuff, I'm funnier than ALF

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  13. If The Fuel Cell Would Use Ethyl Alcohol by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be more suitable for most of the executives I work with. They could top it off from the mini-bar.

  14. The Water Byproduct.... by Fapestniegd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just needs to be re-routed to the single cup USB enabled coffee maker.

  15. virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    now you will really be able to write explode virus.

  16. Re:Well, there goes the neighborhood by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 3, Funny
    I've said it before, I'll say it again. No American (I don't mean the company, I mean the nation) airliner will ever be hijacked again (well, not EVER, but as long as living memories of 9/11 exist.) If a terrorist with a freaking AK-47 opened up on a plane, half the plane would still rush at him. And they'd probably win - it's hard to take down that many people with any kind of weapon, when those people have nothing to lose.

    Let's get this back on topic. Realistically, can you really hijack a plane using a laptop fuel cell? "Everybody down, or I'm gonna bust this cell open, let the methanol evaporate for 20 minutes, and then light it, making a 'pop' noise that may be quite loud!". I think not. Of course, that's not to say that overzealous security standards won't let them on anyway, but I don't think they're a realistic threat to airline safety.

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  17. Re:Tired of the Airline Regulations argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..so i should add "fuel cell refill" to my spam-filter already you think ?

  18. BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Blue Schnapps Over Drambuie?