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Is The Earth's Rotation Changing?
Roland Piquepaille writes "We all know about the current controversies associated with the ozone layer or the global warming phenomenon. Now, the NASA's Earth Science Enterprise (ESE) is warning us that atmospheric changes or El Niño events can affect the Earth's rotation. During El Niño years, for example, the rotation of the Earth may slow ever so slightly because of stronger winds, increasing the length of a day by a fraction of a millisecond. David A. Salstein, an atmospheric scientist from Atmospheric and Environmental Research, Inc., led a recent study about this possible effect. Salstein looked at meteorological and astronomical measurements from different sources and found they were in good agreement. Check this column for a synthesis. For technical explanations, images and animations, please read this NASA paper, Changes in the Earth's rotation are in the wind."
This has been known since 1951.
I'll do it for cheesy poofs.
The days are getting longer? Cool, I could use an extra five minutes each day to read Slashdot...
I wish Superman would get off his ass and do that whole 'spin-the-world' backwards so we could go back in time and prevent the term 'El Nino' from being invented - which so many bad stand-up comics have used to no end. Also, I would not buy my Voodoo 3 card.
I hate liberals. If you are a liberal, do not reply.
this is really just a fake news to hype up "The Core", isn't it?
Everybody run east as fast as you can, to speed the Earth up again!
/me waits for hundreds of pedantic comments explaining why this wouldn't work
Try moving towards the screen really fast. It should look green then. Of course, make sure you stop before you run into the screen, because a collision with a monitor at speeds close to the speed of light might hurt.
Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. -CP
This is clearly a problem with SUVs. A vehicle as heavy as an SUV puts down a trememdous amount of torque when it moves, and this action, combined with the great suburban conspiracy of living to the East of their workplace (you go faster going home, so more torque to slow down the Earth), are creating this problem.
In two months.
:-) Don't forget to visit the main page either, complete with pictures of his Survival Tents. This sure is stuff for Something Awful. =)
http://www.poleshiftprepare.com/poleshift.htm
"I myself have outstanding personal knowledge and conviction that the cataclysms will occur in May 2003, which is why I am openly stating this on the Internet, and appealing to similar individuals who wish to take steps in preparing for it."
IT MAY SEEM FUNY NOW BUT U THANK HIM & HIS OUTSTNADING CONVICTION TO TELL US ON TEH INTRANET WHEN TEH POLE SHFITS MAY 2003!!!11 PREPAR URSELF!!!
^-- How my IQ dropped after reading his article... I guess it's the Internet we love and hate.
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and other climatic changes certainly make the day seem longer
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Okay ... so the days are getting longer, but what I want to know is: does this mean that I get to sleep a bit longer every night or do I have to work a bit longer every day??
But given a random distribution on the direction of movement of all the SUVs, it'd balance itself out.
I mean if 25% are going due north, 25% due south, 25% east, 25% west then the net effect would be 0.
I'm more worried that people in North America are getting fatter, making the earth lopsided. So far it's just USA and Canada putting on the weight. Luckily those earth-conscious Mexicans are starving themselves to counter the effect.
Ok, everyone, all over the planet...
...and ... EAST ... BLOW! ... WEST ... SUCK! ... EAST...
Face east, and...
BLOW...
now face west and...
SUCK
I've known this for eons. The earth's rotation slows down to a crawl every Monday, and then speeds up really really fast on Saturday/Sunday. Then it slows down again come Monday morning.