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Microsoft and the SPAM Game
The Seattle Times reported a while ago that Microsoft is pushing for Washington State Senate Bill 5734 which will overturn most of Washington State's laws that specify monetary penalties for companies who send out spam. This will completely exempt ISPs from current Washington spam laws, which Microsoft just happens to be. It seems that they are jumping the gun a bit. They are having a company named Digital Impact (save that address for you spam filters) send the email for them. Thankfully I live in Seattle so maybe I can collect an easy $500 before Microsoft guts the current law.
Instead of Micro-soft, they are very soft, as in Micro-so-soft
Slash-dodo-dot.
Is that a skin cream? Micro-so-soft!
I rejoice that there are owls.
First they invade Userfriendly, now even Slashdot has advertisements for them, now they are going to spam us directly. I wonder if you use that stupid MSN spam filter to filter them out, if it would do it. Maybe it "accidently" lets them through. Hmm...anyone try it?
JoeLinux
Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.
This will completely exempt ISPs from current Washington spam laws, which Microsoft just happens to be.
So Microsoft, aka Micrososoft, just happens to be a Washington spam law, or maybe you meant they happen to be an ISP? Nice job.
Come on now. Spam is so old school. It's legacy. The wave has already crested.
Why can't they come up with some new inovative way to plaster ads in front of internet users? These people control the desktop, and 99% of the browser market after all.
At least companies like Gator offered new and different technology to monetize the users.
Microsoft is better than this. I never thought they would have to stoop as low as sending spam. They must really be hurting for new cashflow sources to impress "The Street."
-Pete
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It's cool to bash Microsoft everywhere.
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Doing the Right Thing should not be preempted by making a buck.
> Title: Micrososoft and the spam game
heh, so so so soft, even viagra can't help them.
Or maybe for a loss. It is Microsoft after all.
Imagine the power they could weild if they put most of the other spammers out of buisness.
no, stop fucking asking.
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..like an Anonymous Coward post on Slashdot!
Ya, I sued spammers and now drive a sports car and spend weekends on my luxury yacht. It was so lucrative that I gave up placing ads in newspapers nationwide selling my unique product.
taken from the Peacefire webpage, which I have been a member of for four years now
I consider your unsolicited promotion of Peacefire to be spam. And, of course, the fact that you have a Slashdot handle of "SexyTr0llGal" means that you are forging your real identity in order to avoid recorse.
I'll take my $500 in a shoebox full of unmarked $20 bills, thank you.
Everybody Wang-Chung tonight!
Digital Impact is not a "known spammer". Everything they send out has clear and effective unsubscribe methods.
There is a valid purpose for email marketing, and calling any mass email from a company Spam is ridiculous, if they have a method for opting out and/or unsubscribing.
Where he is dumping spammers through the trapdoor.
Now he asks, "Are you from Digital Impact? Oh, go on in!"
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Before everybody jumps on the bandwagon to castigate the slashdot editors for poor spelling has anybody considered the following:
That it was not a typo but a secretive heads-up to Microsoft changing both their name and business focus/strategy.
That's right!. In the very near future Microsoft is to be known as MicroSoSoft. The new ad campaign will feature, among other things:
*Fluffy white rabbits and ducklings
*Adorable scamps kicking a MicroSoSoft plush football around a park.
*Picnics by beautiful undulating streams.
*The amazing results of MicroSoSoft fabric softener on both whites and colors.
Now lavish your kudos on krow for his timely covert communique. Dissemination for the people!