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Clear Case Roundup

The Cheat writes "Interested in making your computer the envy of all the other computers on the block? What visitors to oooh and ahhh when they enter your room? The latest trend in computer case solutions can do just that. AnandTech took a look at three clear cases in a recent roundup, each certain to make you more popular, right? Maybe not, but at least they look cool."

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  1. These are certain to.. by skinnydskitzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    scare any and all females from ever entering my bedroom again.

  2. It's a safe bet by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that if you think these look cool; you needn't fear being 'popular'. ;)

    (damn, did I forget my humor tags?)

  3. Come on, you're a /. reader... by sean.peters · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you mean, "again"?

    Sean

    1. Re:Come on, you're a /. reader... by Uart · · Score: 4, Funny

      well his mom visited him that one time, she had to check to see that he made his bed...

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      Opinionated Law Student Strikes Again!
  4. popular at work by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 3, Funny

    Almost all of our development machines use a Clear Case--it's definitely popular where I work. I told management that the difference was mostly just eye candy, and that Bitkeeper would do just fine (and be more scalable, at that). But, instead, they oooh'ed and aaah'ed over it, just like the slashdot posting said they would.

    1. Re:popular at work by doormat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, any Rational person who knows what they're doing uses a Clear Case...

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      The Doormat

      If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
  5. Ah the life of a case modder.. by euxneks · · Score: 2, Funny

    The money, the alcohol, the women, the secret enemy fortresses, oh wait, I'm thinking of James Bond...

    ;)
    Any case modder I know doesn't really have a life, other than Lan Parties.

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    in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
  6. other clear things by enos · · Score: 3, Funny

    clear car hood
    You know what this means? Now you have to clean whatever dirt a solid case/hood would have hidden... I guess this doesn't matter too much to people who buy new hardware every four months though...

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  7. Staring at the inside of a computer by ASDFer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, I stare at the inside of the computer from time to time.
    It'd be so cool if there were transparant laptop case. Now, that's cool Better yet, transparant CD/DVD drive casing so that you can spot the laser. Imagine how cool it is to have that sort of laptop in the dark!!!!!!
    Black Light, some lava lamp should be a must have!!!!!!

    mod

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  8. Any cool looking Notebooks out there? by blair1q · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean, the Mac portables are tres passe'.

    I want something with lexan and neon and tubes and bubbles and shit.

  9. Re:Lack of EMR Shielding? by loucura! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well that's kinda the point...

    Think about it... do you want the type of people who want clear cases breeding? Sure, you could argue that they aren't likely to breed anyway, but this is just an extra precaution.

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  10. Re:Lack of EMR Shielding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know much about the dangers of clear cases. During the time I've had mine, I grew a third arm. I look a little funny now, but at least I can peruse porn and still type URLs with both hands.

  11. I laugh at your clear case! by divide+overflow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Us Alpha Nerds don't use cases. We just lay our motherboards down on cardboard pizza delivery boxes. Clear computer cases are for posers.

  12. Re:What's the point? by rmarll · · Score: 2, Funny


    I can see that these would be cool---for someone who's never seen an iMac

    Yep, and it will always be that way until someone(company) decides to pay someone to design a cool case instead of painting the box a different color and calling it 'edgy'.

    What I want in a case?

    Sound deadening material.
    Britney Spears.
    Handles.
    Wheels.

    The wheels are optional.

  13. Re:Actually... by Eu4ria · · Score: 3, Funny

    When was Dell ever the system to have ?

  14. Re:What's the point? by silvaran · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are there any neat things you would like to see in a case?

    I would love to see a giant wad of cash in my case. Then I'd use it to buy a laptop.

  15. They'll look dumb later on by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny
    Can you imagine a 286 in a clear case with neon lights? It wouldn't look cool, it would look ridiculous.

    Just remember, 10 years from now your cool modded case with its dual Athlon 2600s is going to look like a funny piece of crap.

    1. Re:They'll look dumb later on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just remember, 10 years from now your cool modded case with its dual Athlon 2600s is going to look like a funny piece of crap.

      10 years? try 10 minutes