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Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables

Posted by timothy on from the atomically-pithy dept.

Frr pointed out this interesting approach to the periodic table: Haiku. This might even help you remember the elements.

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  1. I got one for you.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Science and Poems
    Merged in novel harmony
    But for what purpose?

  2. funny one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    This one for barium just cracks me up!

    the bitter cocktail
    of a colonoscopy --
    grin and barium

  3. hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Element poems
    Until Slashdotted link.
    I am sad.

  4. If you want to get technical... by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Informative

    None of these are true haikus. A true haiku has 5-7-5 sylables and must have a kigo or seasonal theme.

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  5. A little chant... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My father, a chemical engineer, was forced to learn this chant in his days at RPI. He taught it to me during junior year chemistry in high school. It helped a lot in remembering valences. Heck, without it, I doubt I'd even remember what a valence was...

    HAgLiNaK HAgLiNaK
    CuBaCaFePbZnMg
    AlFeBiNiKr AlFeBiNiKr
    SiC SiC SiC

    Phoenetically:
    Haglinak, haglinak
    koobakafapibzinmig
    alfabiniker alfabiniker
    sick sick sick

    Yeah, so this isn't quite a haiku, but it got me by. Only other thing he taught me from his RPI days, the RPI Cheer:
    e to the x, dy/dx
    e to the x, dy
    cosine, secant, tangent, sine
    three point one four one five nine
    square root, cubed root, log of pi
    disintegrate 'em RPI!

    I guess what I really learned was that a bunch of nerds went to RPI.

    ::Colz Grigor